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WALToONs
@waltoons.bsky.social
Cartoon Illustrator —> I draw things, so you don't have to.

Portland, OR • GEN X

Tees/Totes/Mugs 👉 www.cottonbureau.com/people/waltoons

Illustration • Words • Dogs • Track & Field • Trail Blazers • Packers • Constitutional Republic Fan
I’ve been living a no-frills lifestyle my whole life. Might be due for some frills.
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
A couple of my retro-mod coffee mug designs in my
@cottonbureau.com shop.

Here’s a 10% OFF code for you: G6ZW8WWZAU

SHOP—> cottonbureau.com/people/walto...

Also have t-shirts, hoodies, and tote bags

Happy Friday!
January 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Always makes me happy to see one of my Gameday Poster Series designs on a @trailblazers.bsky.social post. Adding Sidy Cissoko to the tally.
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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I long suspected spinach was government propaganda.
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Godzilla/ Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956), poster, first Italian release (1957)
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Howdy #Portfolioday. Old-fart freelancer in Portland here.

Advice to beginners: There is no one way to do things, and there are no rules— just create what lights you up.

webfolio: waltoons.myportfolio.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Hello I'm Anine!

I am an illustrator based in Scotland, and I'm available for work!
#Portfolioday

💻https://www.anineillustration.com/
💌anine@anineillustration.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Green Midafternoon
Slightly diminish a band:

9,998 Maniacs.
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Beige Zombie
Slightly diminish a band:

9,998 Maniacs.
January 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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I like my chances
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I knew it!
There it is
conclusive proof
the earth id flat!
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Still about to rock, AC/DC please salute me
Still losing myself in the music, Eminem. Please advise.
Still believing, Journey. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Beverage label design perfection 🔥
Mother Fletcher’s Sooper Joose (1971-1972):A vaguely cherry-flavored cola from Canada Dry, marketed (with a tongue-in-cheek fictional lore) as a counter-cultural "bootleg soft drink", produced off the grid in a still by a deaf old woman. It was sold/tested exclusively in Dallas, TX and Rochester, NY
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Exceptional use of AI
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
1,000 words
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020

'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
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these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When’s the last time anyone did anything with “aplomb”?
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hence its Latin name, Toadus maximus aquaticus
That blows my mind.
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM