WALToONs
@waltoons.bsky.social
I draw things, so you don't have to.
That’s "Mr. WALToONs” 2U • Portland, OR • GEN X
Tees/Totes/Mugs 👉 www.cottonbureau.com/people/waltoons
Illustration • Words • Dogs • Track & Field • Trail Blazers • Packers • Constitutional Republic Fan
That’s "Mr. WALToONs” 2U • Portland, OR • GEN X
Tees/Totes/Mugs 👉 www.cottonbureau.com/people/waltoons
Illustration • Words • Dogs • Track & Field • Trail Blazers • Packers • Constitutional Republic Fan
Pinned
Resistance tees are 20% today with this code: KRH69MTET9
Shop link below. #donotcompy #zappa #resistance
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Shop link below. #donotcompy #zappa #resistance
Shop: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
Any mycologists out there that know what type of mushroom this is? It’s a new feature in our yard.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Any mycologists out there that know what type of mushroom this is? It’s a new feature in our yard.
Shhh. My favorite Sunday program is on.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Shhh. My favorite Sunday program is on.
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Packaging design for the win. Using delightful illustration for the bonus points.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Packaging design for the win. Using delightful illustration for the bonus points.
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These posters from the 1930s are so beautiful and modern. The minimal, high contrast forms and edgy type faces were decades ahead of their time.
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Dorothy Waugh’s epic 1930s national park posters – in pictures
Between 1934 and 1936, artist Dorothy Waugh was commissioned to create 17 posters for the National Park Service, a groundbreaking opportunity for a female designer at the time
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
These posters from the 1930s are so beautiful and modern. The minimal, high contrast forms and edgy type faces were decades ahead of their time.
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
One day there will be jetpack racing. Until then, you’ll have to settle for supporting a fake team. 20% OFF with this here code: KRH69MTET9
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#jetpacks
Shop: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
#jetpacks
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
One day there will be jetpack racing. Until then, you’ll have to settle for supporting a fake team. 20% OFF with this here code: KRH69MTET9
Shop: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
#jetpacks
Shop: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
#jetpacks
It occurred to me this morning that the United States of America is failing history in real time.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It occurred to me this morning that the United States of America is failing history in real time.
Just found out @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social is here. It was the one twitter account I really missed.
a black and white photo of a man with the year 2022 on the bottom right
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the year 2022 on the bottom right
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November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just found out @realgabbyhayes.bsky.social is here. It was the one twitter account I really missed.
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It's an objectively bad holiday.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It's an objectively bad holiday.
Lost-and-Found Music Video: Perfect 80’s power pop from a group from my hometown of Sioux Falls, South Dakota called ILL Bill and the Spinal Chills. Bill, in the wheelchair, was on my high school track/XC team.
youtu.be/r4b-pRf-A0g
youtu.be/r4b-pRf-A0g
ill bill and the spinal chills-"play with me"
YouTube video by quadbillify
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November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lost-and-Found Music Video: Perfect 80’s power pop from a group from my hometown of Sioux Falls, South Dakota called ILL Bill and the Spinal Chills. Bill, in the wheelchair, was on my high school track/XC team.
youtu.be/r4b-pRf-A0g
youtu.be/r4b-pRf-A0g
Look at this magnificent bastard up for sale on FB Marketplace.
24” tall.
24” tall.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Look at this magnificent bastard up for sale on FB Marketplace.
24” tall.
24” tall.
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no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
King County Elections
Led by Director Julie Wise, King County Elections conducts accurate, secure, and accessible elections for King County's over 1.4 million registered voters.
info.kingcounty.gov
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
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Someone on LinkedIn used “doody-brown pinto” as an example of a choice nobody would make. I objected with this.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Someone on LinkedIn used “doody-brown pinto” as an example of a choice nobody would make. I objected with this.
The Democrats should have mobilized the country for a food drive for people on SNAP so they could hold out for protecting the ACA and demonstrate they also care about people caught in the crossfire.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Democrats should have mobilized the country for a food drive for people on SNAP so they could hold out for protecting the ACA and demonstrate they also care about people caught in the crossfire.
The resistance collection on @cottonbureau.com
Here they is: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
#sandwich #donotcomply #zappa
Here they is: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
#sandwich #donotcomply #zappa
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The resistance collection on @cottonbureau.com
Here they is: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
#sandwich #donotcomply #zappa
Here they is: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
#sandwich #donotcomply #zappa
People after the decadent party while the government is shutdown and on the eve of SNAP being cut: Is there no bottom to your callousness?
Him: Hold my cheeseburger.
Him: Hold my cheeseburger.
This is officially one of the strangest pictures in American history, and I do not doubt that it will be considered iconic a hundred years from now.
100% serious here.
100% serious here.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
People after the decadent party while the government is shutdown and on the eve of SNAP being cut: Is there no bottom to your callousness?
Him: Hold my cheeseburger.
Him: Hold my cheeseburger.
This merch I just made has absolutely has nothing to do with Sandwich Guy, alleged hero of the resistance, or the not guilty verdict in the Subway Sandwich Case.
Shop: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8299...
#subwaysandwichcase
Shop: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8299...
#subwaysandwichcase
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This merch I just made has absolutely has nothing to do with Sandwich Guy, alleged hero of the resistance, or the not guilty verdict in the Subway Sandwich Case.
Shop: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8299...
#subwaysandwichcase
Shop: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8299...
#subwaysandwichcase
This is an important read and couldn’t align any more than my thoughts on the situation. The trap of the simple-minded “they” and comparing the best of one side with the worst of the other, believing our group is made up of individuals while “they” are a monolith.
New essay live today at @huffpost.com Personal about seeing past stereotypes, tribal thinking, and the lazy stories our brains tell us. As always, very grateful to editor @noahmichelson.bsky.social who is a joy to work with. www.huffpost.com/entry/vetera...
I Saw A Cop Looking At My ‘Veterans Against Trump’ T-Shirt. Then He Started Walking My Way.
"My brain sized him up before he even reached my table. Police officer. White. Middle-aged. Beard. Military tattoos."
www.huffpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is an important read and couldn’t align any more than my thoughts on the situation. The trap of the simple-minded “they” and comparing the best of one side with the worst of the other, believing our group is made up of individuals while “they” are a monolith.
Another classic piece of cover art by Edel Rodriguez. One of these illustrators that’s so damn good, it just makes me mad.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Another classic piece of cover art by Edel Rodriguez. One of these illustrators that’s so damn good, it just makes me mad.
Well done, California!
Celebrating the win with a 20% off code for my GRRR! Bear tee. #prop50 #california
Discount code: KRH69MTET9
Your new favorite tee is over here: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
Celebrating the win with a 20% off code for my GRRR! Bear tee. #prop50 #california
Discount code: KRH69MTET9
Your new favorite tee is over here: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well done, California!
Celebrating the win with a 20% off code for my GRRR! Bear tee. #prop50 #california
Discount code: KRH69MTET9
Your new favorite tee is over here: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
Celebrating the win with a 20% off code for my GRRR! Bear tee. #prop50 #california
Discount code: KRH69MTET9
Your new favorite tee is over here: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
If you live near North Portland and love oysters, DM me. I know a guy who can hook you up with oysters from Totten Bay in outside of Olympia. He’s taking orders for a Thanksgiving run. They’re excellent oysters.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you live near North Portland and love oysters, DM me. I know a guy who can hook you up with oysters from Totten Bay in outside of Olympia. He’s taking orders for a Thanksgiving run. They’re excellent oysters.
Happy Godzilla Day!
a large dinosaur is standing on top of a hill
ALT: a large dinosaur is standing on top of a hill
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November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Happy Godzilla Day!