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WALToONs
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I draw things, so you don't have to.

That’s "Mr. WALToONs” 2U • Portland, OR • GEN X

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Illustration • Words • Dogs • Track & Field • Trail Blazers • Packers • Constitutional Republic Fan
FREE shipping, yo. Birds, turtles, bears, goats, Zappa, oysters, eyeballs, oh my!

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November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Turkey stuffing recipe
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving BSers. May all of your turkeys have tails made out of ice cream cones.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Lou Gossett Jr. and his pal exchanging opinions with a group of Nazis on The Rockford Files.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Charlie Brown knows what it is.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face, pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case . . . “
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The NCAA Cross Country Championships are tomorrow. Here’s a 20% OFF code for the XC fans: KRH69MTET9

Remember kids, if it doesn’t hurt, you’re doing it wrong.

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November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Please enjoy the cover art and lettering for this vintage sci-fi novel
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Facebook Marketplace listing of the Day
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Vintage packaging graphics for a Rainier brand pup tent.
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Any mycologists out there that know what type of mushroom this is? It’s a new feature in our yard.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Shhh. My favorite Sunday program is on.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Packaging design for the win. Using delightful illustration for the bonus points.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One day there will be jetpack racing. Until then, you’ll have to settle for supporting a fake team. 20% OFF with this here code: KRH69MTET9

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#jetpacks
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look at this magnificent bastard up for sale on FB Marketplace.
24” tall.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Someone on LinkedIn used “doody-brown pinto” as an example of a choice nobody would make. I objected with this.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This merch I just made has absolutely has nothing to do with Sandwich Guy, alleged hero of the resistance, or the not guilty verdict in the Subway Sandwich Case.

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#subwaysandwichcase
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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