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Vincent Impellitteri
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Commentary about what ever is grinding my gears. New Yorker. Believer in Keynesian economics. Hater of Robert Moses. Reader of Robert Caro. My mom tells me I curse too much. Not the 101st mayor of NYC.
Am I the only person who hates this movie? I felt it's a missed opportunity to say something about authoritarianism. The first half of the movie I thought PTA was using satire in a thoughtful way (this dude There will be blood!), but by 3/4 in it turned out he was just doing a corny action movie
Finally got to see One Battle After Another, in a big Imax theater. My take [drum roll] ... the critical consensus is correct, it's really good! Shambolic Leo is my favorite Leo.
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
lol... you've lost the Ezra "Charlie Kirk was doing politics the right way" Klein.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

“If I were in the Senate, I wouldn’t vote for this compromise,” our columnist @ezraklein.bsky.social writes. “Shutdowns are an opportunity to make your arguments, and the country was just starting to pay attention.”
Opinion | What Were Democrats Thinking?
This is how the shutdown ends?
nyti.ms
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every comment here is basically "ok, so why aren't you calling for Schumer to step down." I love you Lizzy, but yeah. At this point it's like you're telling us that Darth Vader is bad, and you're gonna keep saying that Darth Vader is bad until Darth Vader stops being bad.
Donald Trump just said he'll ask the Supreme Court to freeze SNAP payments AGAIN.

His message to the 42 million Americans who rely on SNAP? Eat dirt.
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Interesting looking at which senators caved this time vs last time. The two timers just dgaf. The Yes/No, and No/Yes are folks who are worries about some kind of blowback

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Piracy is always the best option.
Posting again as a public service (and because I can't freakin' remember either):
October 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hope Merrick Garland, Joe Biden, Obama, Kamala, and Hillary are enjoying the nice fall weather today. Great job, everyone, best wishes, you did great.
After slotting in the Monica Lewinsky scandal as a key moment in the history of the White House, it only get worse. Much worse:
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Paperboy Love Prince would have been a much better mayor than Eric Adams.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZT...
Eric Adams Please Get Out of My Room - Paperboy Love Prince (Music Video)
YouTube video by PaperboyPrince
www.youtube.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Credit where it's due: Hakeem Jeffries asked him to focus on health care and it worked
September 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Zorhan should just reject his endorsement at this point
NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.

Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Guys, Trump is gonna focus on healthcare now. Super cool. Big if true.
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nice one bruh. A good ole bipartisan sit down is sure to set this country right.
Schumer: "We need to have a bipartisan bill ... we are asking them to sit down with us and negotiate."
September 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Such a bummer that Bouie gets reprimanded for even mildly criticizing another NYT columnist even not by name. So many dipshits with idiotic takes that he has to stay mute on or lose his column. anyway, love to see it though against dipshits elsewhere
no noah, i wrote that post because i think you are a weird antisocial loser and i want you to know that
He actually wrote that Jamelle insulting him is bad for America
September 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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You can write this only if, by virtue of your income, identity, or both, you are utterly removed from the consequences of politics. To pretend that the racist, misogynistic, anti-gay vileness that Kirk spent his life spreading is secondary to the fact that he spread it "the right way" is appalling.
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My only regret is that I have but one NY times subscription to cancel.
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Newsom can't be President because he's an asshole with bad politics but he can absolutely goad the current President into doing dumb and loud shit and there is no greater need in the moment than a loathsome fuck to anger and annoy the other loathsome fuck
I regret to inform you that this shit has me libbing out. Sue me. (And yes; I know about Newsom!)
August 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Lol... Linkedin...

"I got laid off on my first day back from paternity leave 👶.. But my first thought wasn't "How long can I survive without a paycheck?"

You dumbfuck, your first thought should have been "I can't wait to sue these assholes!!"
August 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hey Kirsten, just resign now. K?
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
July 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social "Israel today, Israel tomorrow, Israel forever!"
July 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yeah, now let's talk about Chelsea Clinton's wedding...
The orange felon can be seen in dozens of photos with pedophile rapist sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein whilst Presidents Obama and Biden on the other hand have never been seen in a photo with Epstein, something that really angers MAGA. 🧐
July 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Tomorrow’s Guardian front page
July 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
How on God's green earth is Tesla still trading at 189 times earnings? Ford trades at 9x...

Even if you're the biggest Elon glazer ever, I can't imagine a plausible story you can tell yourself of how he's going to smash all other car companies, which is the only thing that would justify this P/E.
July 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The most depressing thing with this story is that, of course, it will be repeated by Trump for ever and ever. He'll come up with a "Pocahontas" type nickname. It will be repeated until the vile nuance of this story is forgotten and all we are left with is the shorthand of this nickname.
it’s worth making this more explicit:
The NYT is suggesting Zohran lied by checking off both “Asian” & “African”, because (in their view) someone of Indian descent born & raised in Africa isn’t “truly” African. Which was also how Idi Amin justified expelling Zohran’s father & thousands of others.
Mahmood was in pan-African nationalist movements in the 70s until Idi Amin expelled Indo-Ugandans? Zohran’s dad gave him the middle name Kwame to honour the first President of Ghana? idk maybe three white American journalists aren’t the best ones to opine on whether or not he’s African.
July 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM