Vladmaster the Impaler
@vidmaster.net
Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID.
Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net
Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net
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Thank you for the $5 💕
$5/$1097, $1092 left to go 🥹 please any help to reach this asap would be so amazing
$5/$1097, $1092 left to go 🥹 please any help to reach this asap would be so amazing
After 2 weeks of not meeting my MA goal, i need to add on for more help ):
$297 still needed for medical expenses for my 3 y/o
$800 for pass due bills
$1097 need total ASAP
Any help is appreciated /: hoping ill be back on my feet completely by 2026
Ven: Kali-Kitten
ko-fi.com/kalikittie
$297 still needed for medical expenses for my 3 y/o
$800 for pass due bills
$1097 need total ASAP
Any help is appreciated /: hoping ill be back on my feet completely by 2026
Ven: Kali-Kitten
ko-fi.com/kalikittie
Support Kali Kittie
Support Kali Kittie
ko-fi.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Thank you for the $5 💕
$5/$1097, $1092 left to go 🥹 please any help to reach this asap would be so amazing
$5/$1097, $1092 left to go 🥹 please any help to reach this asap would be so amazing
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Kona 🦮
Young female Corgi
Adoptable from Colorado Corgis and Friends (Denver, CO)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/kona-79246116/co/denver/colorado-corgis-and-friends-co538/
Young female Corgi
Adoptable from Colorado Corgis and Friends (Denver, CO)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/kona-79246116/co/denver/colorado-corgis-and-friends-co538/
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Kona 🦮
Young female Corgi
Adoptable from Colorado Corgis and Friends (Denver, CO)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/kona-79246116/co/denver/colorado-corgis-and-friends-co538/
Young female Corgi
Adoptable from Colorado Corgis and Friends (Denver, CO)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/kona-79246116/co/denver/colorado-corgis-and-friends-co538/
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Hotel California is a song about what it’s like to be forced to listen to the song Hotel California
May 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Hotel California is a song about what it’s like to be forced to listen to the song Hotel California
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Xena Warrior Princess enjoys some morning sun in the kitchen. #Dachshund #Sunlight
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Xena Warrior Princess enjoys some morning sun in the kitchen. #Dachshund #Sunlight
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my 8y yorkie went in for sutures this morning after being attacked by random, unknown dogs on tuesday evening.
if anyone can help with unexpected vet bills, my cashapp : $L0RA44 — put Roxie/🐶 in the note line.
if not, my family could use positive vibes that she gets through this process 🖤✨
if anyone can help with unexpected vet bills, my cashapp : $L0RA44 — put Roxie/🐶 in the note line.
if not, my family could use positive vibes that she gets through this process 🖤✨
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my 8y yorkie went in for sutures this morning after being attacked by random, unknown dogs on tuesday evening.
if anyone can help with unexpected vet bills, my cashapp : $L0RA44 — put Roxie/🐶 in the note line.
if not, my family could use positive vibes that she gets through this process 🖤✨
if anyone can help with unexpected vet bills, my cashapp : $L0RA44 — put Roxie/🐶 in the note line.
if not, my family could use positive vibes that she gets through this process 🖤✨
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Ear back wiggle butt/tail corgi excited greetings are the best. #corgicrew
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ear back wiggle butt/tail corgi excited greetings are the best. #corgicrew
Applies to corgis as well
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Applies to corgis as well
Are we allowed to say “rest in piss dick Cheney” or is that not allowed?
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Are we allowed to say “rest in piss dick Cheney” or is that not allowed?
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Announcing a TTRPG and a Magic the Gathering Raffle to support @dotsrpg.org that last until November 30! Tickets are $5 each for both raffles and are worth over $500 each!
Buy tickets here: tilt.fyi/hz97BCFWeH you can check out all the donated prizes on the tiltify page!
Buy tickets here: tilt.fyi/hz97BCFWeH you can check out all the donated prizes on the tiltify page!
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Announcing a TTRPG and a Magic the Gathering Raffle to support @dotsrpg.org that last until November 30! Tickets are $5 each for both raffles and are worth over $500 each!
Buy tickets here: tilt.fyi/hz97BCFWeH you can check out all the donated prizes on the tiltify page!
Buy tickets here: tilt.fyi/hz97BCFWeH you can check out all the donated prizes on the tiltify page!
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Balthazar is thinking about beef soda. It looks angry.
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Balthazar is thinking about beef soda. It looks angry.
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That NGO is an eel. Because eels don't have governments.
How on earth did Creepy Steve, Eel Pervert, convince you that his coral fucking was an environmental initiative?!? 🧐
HE'S PROBABLY FUCKING THE CORAL IN YOUR OWN PICTURE, GUYS. LOOK AT HIS FACE.
How on earth did Creepy Steve, Eel Pervert, convince you that his coral fucking was an environmental initiative?!? 🧐
HE'S PROBABLY FUCKING THE CORAL IN YOUR OWN PICTURE, GUYS. LOOK AT HIS FACE.
Mauritius will soon be home to one of the largest projects in the Western Indian Ocean aimed at restoring corals through sexual propagation.
The initiative aligns with a recent policy push by the Mauritian government to promote coral restoration through alternative methods.
The initiative aligns with a recent policy push by the Mauritian government to promote coral restoration through alternative methods.
In Mauritius, an NGO is tracking the sex life of corals to save them
BLUE BAY, Mauritius — Every October, Blue Bay in southeastern Mauritius, named for its enticing waters, takes on a pinkish hue. The cause: corals releasing millions of eggs and sperm. This type of…
news.mongabay.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
That NGO is an eel. Because eels don't have governments.
How on earth did Creepy Steve, Eel Pervert, convince you that his coral fucking was an environmental initiative?!? 🧐
HE'S PROBABLY FUCKING THE CORAL IN YOUR OWN PICTURE, GUYS. LOOK AT HIS FACE.
How on earth did Creepy Steve, Eel Pervert, convince you that his coral fucking was an environmental initiative?!? 🧐
HE'S PROBABLY FUCKING THE CORAL IN YOUR OWN PICTURE, GUYS. LOOK AT HIS FACE.
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CrowdStrike 2025 European Threat Landscape Report is out.
You'll notice all of the initial access methods don't involve AI, and generative AI or GenAI isn't mentioned once. Which is interesting... considering it contradicts their own narrative a few weeks ago.
You'll notice all of the initial access methods don't involve AI, and generative AI or GenAI isn't mentioned once. Which is interesting... considering it contradicts their own narrative a few weeks ago.
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
CrowdStrike 2025 European Threat Landscape Report is out.
You'll notice all of the initial access methods don't involve AI, and generative AI or GenAI isn't mentioned once. Which is interesting... considering it contradicts their own narrative a few weeks ago.
You'll notice all of the initial access methods don't involve AI, and generative AI or GenAI isn't mentioned once. Which is interesting... considering it contradicts their own narrative a few weeks ago.
This year I say we strike back in the war on Christmas. It’s spooky season until Thanksgiving now!
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This year I say we strike back in the war on Christmas. It’s spooky season until Thanksgiving now!
Made a kid’s night by recognizing his Hotline Miami costume. He was like “WOAH HOW DID YOU KNOW?”
I love when kids are blown away by adults gaming. Buddy, I’m sitting here playing on my steam deck between groups of kids. I’ve probably spent more hours playing video games than you’ve been alive.
I love when kids are blown away by adults gaming. Buddy, I’m sitting here playing on my steam deck between groups of kids. I’ve probably spent more hours playing video games than you’ve been alive.
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Made a kid’s night by recognizing his Hotline Miami costume. He was like “WOAH HOW DID YOU KNOW?”
I love when kids are blown away by adults gaming. Buddy, I’m sitting here playing on my steam deck between groups of kids. I’ve probably spent more hours playing video games than you’ve been alive.
I love when kids are blown away by adults gaming. Buddy, I’m sitting here playing on my steam deck between groups of kids. I’ve probably spent more hours playing video games than you’ve been alive.
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October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Today’s $9 luxe discovery box is the epitome of this. Purple Mountain Dew of unknown flavor. A burrito covered in melted cheese and filled with flaming hot Cheetos. A taco. Enough sauce packets to end a famine in a small country.
The way to order at Taco Bell is by stating how much you want to spend, specifying any allergies or dietary restrictions, and then asking them to fuck you up.
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today’s $9 luxe discovery box is the epitome of this. Purple Mountain Dew of unknown flavor. A burrito covered in melted cheese and filled with flaming hot Cheetos. A taco. Enough sauce packets to end a famine in a small country.
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Happy Halloween from my little Haunted Mansion hostess. #AgathaBarkness #ItsBeenAgathaAllAlong #CorgiCrew #CorgiCoven #HauntedMansion
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happy Halloween from my little Haunted Mansion hostess. #AgathaBarkness #ItsBeenAgathaAllAlong #CorgiCrew #CorgiCoven #HauntedMansion
The way to order at Taco Bell is by stating how much you want to spend, specifying any allergies or dietary restrictions, and then asking them to fuck you up.
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The way to order at Taco Bell is by stating how much you want to spend, specifying any allergies or dietary restrictions, and then asking them to fuck you up.
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These musty, dusty, crusty LI content generators want to use your data.
On Monday, 3 Nov, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off-->Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, 3 Nov, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off-->Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
These musty, dusty, crusty LI content generators want to use your data.
On Monday, 3 Nov, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off-->Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, 3 Nov, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off-->Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
Happy 3rd birthday Frankie!
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy 3rd birthday Frankie!
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okay well… 19/700 thanks to one incredibly generous person.
alternatively if 60 people gave me 1000 i would be out of debt and also cry roughly 59 times
alternatively if 60 people gave me 1000 i would be out of debt and also cry roughly 59 times
October 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
okay well… 19/700 thanks to one incredibly generous person.
alternatively if 60 people gave me 1000 i would be out of debt and also cry roughly 59 times
alternatively if 60 people gave me 1000 i would be out of debt and also cry roughly 59 times