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Vladmaster the Impaler
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Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID.
Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net
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We got new food for the dogs, and while Rayne isn’t sure about eating it, she’s sure happy to carry little meat pieces onto the carpet and roll on them.
Rayne the tan and white corgi standing near her food bowl with a big red patch of meat juice on her neck. Pieces of her tasty human grade food have been scattered around everywhere because she is a diva and is mad at us for changing her food
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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The sickos guy peeking out from under a wall saying yes ha ha ha yes
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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What’s Aladdin’s favorite cocktail?

A djinn and tonic!
Rayne the tan and white corgi standing outside on the patio with our crappy lawn behind her. She is laughing at my terrible joke.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I need to do a better job measuring what went into my cocktails because the thing I made is delicious. Some sort of black Manhattan/vieux carré hybrid with a hint of smoky scotch and a little honey ginger elderberry syrup. The ginger gives it a nice Christmas vibe.
Assorted booze on a black granite countertop. Pictures are angostura orange bitters, Braulio amaro, Highland Park Magnus scotch, Templeton rye, Benedictine, and an empty bottle of Berto sweet vermouth. In the back is an empty decanter which held Basil Hayden dark rye
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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A Zohran Mamdani style sign which reads “unknown gods for dwarves babies”
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Rayne is basically a cat! She likes to play pounce and just gives very cat vibes for a corgi
Rayne the tan and white corgi curled up on the floor staring up at the camera and looking annoyed that I have disturbed her nap and am now taking her picture
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I would absolutely create the Jiggles memorial scholarship for sassy chonks.
Jiggles the red and white corgi laying down and looking back over her shoulder at me sassily
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Nutted but she still coralin’
A close up of Creepy Steve, Eel Pervert who is clearly in the throes of passion
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Happy 3rd birthday Frankie!
Frankie the tricolor corgi chilling on the back of the couch and resting his paw on Vidmaster’s shoulder. Vidmaster is a balding middle aged white dude with glasses and a beard, and he is wearing a black Space Corgi t-shirt.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Rayne suggests hiding in your bed until you feel better.
Rayne the tan and white corgi scrunched into her round fluffy grey bed with her head and back all curled under the edge. There is a red blanket with small white hearts occupying the other half of her bed.
October 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I can’t believe my wife and I have been together for 10 years (and married for 7) today. This is still my favorite photo from our wedding day.
Jiggles the tan and white and thicc corgi sitting outside next to a tree. A sign is resting against it which reads “congratulations mom and dad”. Resting against the right side of the sign is a small pizza box which says 1000 degrees Neapolitan Pizza.
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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And fuck this knife in particular
Another autism-ass utensil, this time a fucking knife that’s just a big flat piece of metal all the same width but one end is flatter and has a rounded tip which makes it a knife. I hate it too and hope the designer, David Mellor, is happy with himself for inflicting this on humanity.
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I’m still mad at it but slightly less so than the fork
A white dudes hand holding a spoon. It has a little head and a thicc wide handle and is a little autism triggering but the head is at least wider than the handle and it is boop boop not boop spink
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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NO 😡
The most autism ass fork you have seen. It is all the same width with tines on one end and a little bend. I hate it so much.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Frankie also says this is peak comfiness
Frankie the tricolor corgi laying on his back against a wall with his paws folded, his head tilted at a weird angle, and his hips open and pointing his belly at the camera
October 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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So many amazing songs. I’m really glad I got to see them again as this might be their last tour.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Garbage still kicks ass.
A concert stage with the band Garbage performing, and heads and hands in the foreground. The lighting is pink and green A concert stage with the band Garbage performing, and heads and hands in the foreground. The lighting is blue with some red in the background A concert stage with the band Garbage performing, and heads and hands in the foreground. The lighting is white in the back but Shirley is spotlighted in red A concert stage with the band Garbage performing, and heads and hands in the foreground. The lighting is red as fuck.
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Lowly Worm in his Apple car with lyrics from Rob Zombie’s Dracula above: “Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula”
October 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Unsolicited lick pic.
Rayne and Frankie the corgis licking peanut butter off a light blue measuring cup. Rayne is tan and white and on the left licking the outside of the cup, and has peanut butter on her nose. Frankie is a tricolor and is on the right licking the inside of the cup. The whites of his eyes are visible as this is basically the best thing that’s ever happened to him
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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The dog in question
A side view of a black truck stopped at a stoplight. The rear passenger window is down and a fuzzy gray dog is looking out at me with his paw resting on the door. He has floppy ears with long hair and is cute as hell.
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Lazy afternoon corgis ❤️
Rayne and Frankie the corgis laying on a bed with a white comforter and pale green sheets. Frankie the tricolor corgi is laying on his side on a fuzzy green blanket at the foot of the bed. Rayne the tan and white corgi is curled up at the head of the bed among the pillows and is staring at me sleepily.
October 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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What do you mean I need a bath? Why?
Rayne the tan and white corgi standing on a beige speckled carpet looking unapologetically up at the camera. She has a big stripe of nasty pisspoop mud on the top of her head and it stinks.
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Rayne has decided to quit her job to sell toe bean pics on OnlyBeans. She will accept payment in chimkin, turkey, or other treatos.
#beans #toebeans #paws #floofybooty #corgisky #realcorgi #corgisgonewild
Rayne the tan and white corgi stretched out on an insect patterned rug facing away from the camera. Her right rear paw is extended behind her in a half sploot to show off her cute toe beans. Her booty is hecking floofy because she needs a haircut.
September 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I love crusty scrungly old dogs. My in-laws had a dachshund that was 17 or so and she had arthritis, bad eyes, three teeth, and was always stinky. She was great ❤️
Lily the old lady dappled dachshund laying on a soft fuzzy rug under a piano. She is looking at the camera and her face is mostly gray.
September 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Who is the handsomest boy?

#corgicrew
Frankie the tricolor corgi sitting on my lap on a leopard blanket. He is facing right and only his front half is visible. His ears are perked up and he is looking intently at something out of frame.
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM