Vladmaster the Impaler
@vidmaster.net
Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID.
Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net
Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net
“hey girl…….
have you watched PLUR1BUS, now streaming on AppleTV+, yet? New episodes every Friday!”
have you watched PLUR1BUS, now streaming on AppleTV+, yet? New episodes every Friday!”
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“hey girl…….
have you watched PLUR1BUS, now streaming on AppleTV+, yet? New episodes every Friday!”
have you watched PLUR1BUS, now streaming on AppleTV+, yet? New episodes every Friday!”
A fuzzy butt AND toe beans. Very majestic!
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A fuzzy butt AND toe beans. Very majestic!
Every girl is a goth girl when you’re colorblind!
(For the joke getters: yes I know that’s not how colorblindness works, just let me have this)
(For the joke getters: yes I know that’s not how colorblindness works, just let me have this)
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Every girl is a goth girl when you’re colorblind!
(For the joke getters: yes I know that’s not how colorblindness works, just let me have this)
(For the joke getters: yes I know that’s not how colorblindness works, just let me have this)
If he sees his shadow we get 3 more months of whatever the fuck this bullshit is
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If he sees his shadow we get 3 more months of whatever the fuck this bullshit is
That is an unfair accusation as the photo evidence clearly shows that she saved you a couple bites.
Good job, Maggie!
Good job, Maggie!
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
That is an unfair accusation as the photo evidence clearly shows that she saved you a couple bites.
Good job, Maggie!
Good job, Maggie!
The “he’s a pedophile but not, like, a PEDOPHILE pedophile” defense getting play on national tv is surely a sign that everything is fine and normal
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The “he’s a pedophile but not, like, a PEDOPHILE pedophile” defense getting play on national tv is surely a sign that everything is fine and normal
Finally, Oreo flavored Oreos!
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Finally, Oreo flavored Oreos!
G: oh my god my grandma is on fire and I need to go
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
G: oh my god my grandma is on fire and I need to go
Heck yeah! I love hot honey on pizza so I don’t see how this could be bad. I even have some fantastic drinking chocolate to use for the cocoa. I’ll let you know how it goes!
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Heck yeah! I love hot honey on pizza so I don’t see how this could be bad. I even have some fantastic drinking chocolate to use for the cocoa. I’ll let you know how it goes!
I already consumed a bucket of coffee today but I’m going to give it a go tomorrow. We even have small farm Kansas hot honey from my in-laws!
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I already consumed a bucket of coffee today but I’m going to give it a go tomorrow. We even have small farm Kansas hot honey from my in-laws!
For some reason I have never considered hot honey in coffee, despite enjoying a good chili-infused chocolate and all manner of Mexican mochas. I feel like I need to try this now!
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For some reason I have never considered hot honey in coffee, despite enjoying a good chili-infused chocolate and all manner of Mexican mochas. I feel like I need to try this now!
She Merv on my Merv till I Merv
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
She Merv on my Merv till I Merv
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just tear-gassed the second worst person you know
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just tear-gassed the second worst person you know
My freshman year roommate had a 15 year old girlfriend and it was super creepy even at 18 🤮
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My freshman year roommate had a 15 year old girlfriend and it was super creepy even at 18 🤮
I love Giant Binx in the first picture!
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I love Giant Binx in the first picture!
finally Woke is dead and we can fuck the m&m’s again thank you president termp
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
finally Woke is dead and we can fuck the m&m’s again thank you president termp
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November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I support this remaining a feature.