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“As if!” -Cher
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Cher Bear, the world’s nicest corgi. Aspiring cat herder and corgi diplomat. Will only work for snacks.

We’re here to be a timeline cleanse so be nice. Rude comments will get you an insta 🚫
Y’all! The universe heard my complaint about work and gifted me a visit from this angel 🥹 His name is Reuger and he’s a sweet gentle senior boy. I get to watch him while his mom goes to an appointment, lucky me!!

#dogofbluesky #lab
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
First Monday of tax season is a bit of a drag 😵‍💫 Thinking I need to campaign to my boss to let us bring dogs every day. I feel like people would appreciate a little emotional support corg hanging around.

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
We took Cher with us on some errands yesterday and she got her very first pup cup at the coffee place. And uhh… I think she liked it 💀. She was a bit maniacal about it actually lmao

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
January 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Goodnight y’all. I know a lot of you spent a lot of time doomscrolling today. Here’s a snuggly photo of Cher to provide a mental health rest spot, and know we’re wishing you all the best. Try to sleep and not worry too much.

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Week three of Saturday #caturday showing off Layla’s awesome craft room manager skills! She helped me make some stockings earlier this year. I tell you what, nothing gets made around here unless she flops around on it in approval first 😂
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
To add to my comments yesterday about Cher not being a morning dog, today was the first time we’ve gotten up at 5:30 in almost two weeks. Ms. Ma’am was really not into it lol. Immediately after breakfast she’s back in her deep sleep pose lol.

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It was such a pretty day yesterday we took Cher out for a ride. I’m proud I didn’t have to walk any hills this time 🥳, my stamina is slowly recovering. Cher got to zoom all over the park too.

I’m back to work today 🥴 at least it’s just for a day lol!

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 PM
The face Cher is giving me while I’m busy managing her social media rather than getting her breakfast pronto 😂 Have I told you she’s really not a morning dog? Closest thing you’ll see to her having RBF is when she first wakes up. She’ll perk up though when we go play soon.

#corgi #corgicrew
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
We’re homebodies with a 9pm bedtime lol, so for sure not gonna make it to midnight. Cher already put herself to bed 😂 so it’s a bit early, but…

Happy New Year y’all! 🎉🥳🍾
#corgi #corgicrew
January 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Upon reflection, this year was a mixed bag for me. Some good, some bad. This page is one of the best though, sharing my silly little dog with you all has been so fun. I save so many nice comments. So thanks y’all, for being here and I hope you all have a wonderful year ahead.

#corgi #corgicrew
December 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy #tongueouttuesday everybody! We have another day of doing nothing planned, it’s gonna be great lol.

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sorry for the late post today. Being in that weird period from Christmas to New years it feels like time isn’t real and we’re just doing whatever at this point lol.

Anywho, I hope your Monday went well everybody!

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Definitely a sleepy lazy Sunday today. Cher has just been snoozing in various spots all over the house.

Hope you all have a nice eepy day today too🙂

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It’s Saturday #caturday! I’m continuing my series showing how Layla has been my “helpful” craft room manager over the years. Here she’s inspecting my work mending some PJs. I messed up the waistband so she’s a bit disappointed in me lol 🤦🏼‍♀️
December 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Cher is supervising us putting away all the Christmas decor this morning. She’s being very helpful by observing us from the comfort of her poof while we labor away lol.

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Merry Christmas y’all! Santa visited Cher last night and she’s very excited for all her cool new stuff!

I hope you all have a wonderful day, with plenty of good food and fun with your families ❤️

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s balmy and warm today so Cher got to enjoy being a forest corg and making friends out on the trail this afternoon. Hard to believe it’s Christmas Eve and we finally get to open presents tomorrow!

Happy Christmas Eve y’all!

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Happy #tongueouttuesday y’all. Last weekend I went out on a bike ride with Cher for the first time since I got Covid. She had a blast as usual and I survived, just had to walk some hills. It’s getting better though, just have to keep going out.

Have a great day!
#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Holy moly we had an absolutely stunning sunrise to start the day today! I can’t believe it’s Christmas in a few days, it’s been so warm and lovely lately.

Happy Monday y’all, hope you have a good start to your day as well!

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It’s the Winter solstice today. Time to keep in mind that even though today may be dark, tomorrow and the days going forward will be just a little bit lighter. Things will be ok! We just have to focus on the good things we have already- like Cher snuggling in her bed with toy!

#corgicrew #corgi
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Happy #caturday y’all. I’m starting a series to show off all the crafting projects that Layla has “helped” me with over the years lol. She’s my chief quality control inspector and product sampler. I have to be on my toes when she is around, her standards are high!
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Y’all! I finally got Cher’s awoo of happiness on camera! She does this over and over when she excited to see us, but she’s like the looney tunes frog when she sees the camera, silence as soon as it’s out lol 😂.

Anyways! Awoo for Friday and a short week next week!
#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
#throwbackthursday to last our last snow back in January. Maybe I can put it out into the universe and manifest some snow here soon lol. All we’re getting today is rain, which is lame!

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Cher was getting really good reception on her satellite dishes this morning. Wonder what signals she picks up 😂

Hope you all had a good day today!

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I haven’t been able to get Cher to participate in #tongueouttuesday for a couple of weeks 😅. But maybe y’all will enjoy a moody Christmas shot instead?

My husband worked hard for this, laying on the floor and bribing her highness to stay put lol!

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM