Victor Devine
@victordevine.bsky.social
I can eat me dinner in a fancy restaurant
And this year it was these.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And this year it was these.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
God almighty, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen. Imagine being 21 and the foremost broadcaster in the land tries to tempt you with this load of old pony.
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BBC1 Christmas 1993 Promo
YouTube video by RobsOldVideos
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December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
God almighty, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen. Imagine being 21 and the foremost broadcaster in the land tries to tempt you with this load of old pony.
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I hate those cheap bastards on A Place In The Sun who put in a shitty offer on the basis that they'll want to do work on the house. If it was me, it would be, "Please feel free to pay for it out of your own pocket, you cheap bastards. I'm not paying for work on your house, you cheap bastards.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hate those cheap bastards on A Place In The Sun who put in a shitty offer on the basis that they'll want to do work on the house. If it was me, it would be, "Please feel free to pay for it out of your own pocket, you cheap bastards. I'm not paying for work on your house, you cheap bastards.
November 26th. I used to regard today as the deadline for finishing moribund relationships before Christmas. Beyond the 26th, you're looking at a tiny window between January 10th and 20th before the Valentine's Day deadline strikes, and then you're into the spring.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
November 26th. I used to regard today as the deadline for finishing moribund relationships before Christmas. Beyond the 26th, you're looking at a tiny window between January 10th and 20th before the Valentine's Day deadline strikes, and then you're into the spring.
Christ, they talk about VAR, but I'm watching Wales v New Zealand in the rugby and every two minutes the game stops for another two minutes while they check the TMO. Honestly, as a spectator sport, at any given time you're just watching 33 people standing around.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Christ, they talk about VAR, but I'm watching Wales v New Zealand in the rugby and every two minutes the game stops for another two minutes while they check the TMO. Honestly, as a spectator sport, at any given time you're just watching 33 people standing around.
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Your honor the boys were back in town
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Your honor the boys were back in town
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Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.
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The iPhone and Facebook collectively set off the downfall of society back in 2008. It put the ability to be an arsehole online into everyone's hands. I know it was around before, but the iPhone made it so much easier for everyone to do.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The iPhone and Facebook collectively set off the downfall of society back in 2008. It put the ability to be an arsehole online into everyone's hands. I know it was around before, but the iPhone made it so much easier for everyone to do.
This was the last straw. Watching him having pointless arguments with lorry drivers, or with the police at a road accident, blagging an interview with a DI, these were bad enough. But being a ghoul at a moment like this, his fantasy spilling into others' genuine grief, what a massive cunt.
BBC News - 'I'll never forgive the woman responsible for my wife's paddleboard death'
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I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
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I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This was the last straw. Watching him having pointless arguments with lorry drivers, or with the police at a road accident, blagging an interview with a DI, these were bad enough. But being a ghoul at a moment like this, his fantasy spilling into others' genuine grief, what a massive cunt.
BBC News - 'I'll never forgive the woman responsible for my wife's paddleboard death'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
BBC News - 'I'll never forgive the woman responsible for my wife's paddleboard death'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
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"I've just got on the train" should always signify the end of your phone call, not the start.
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"I've just got on the train" should always signify the end of your phone call, not the start.
Spoke to an old mate on Saturday, who was pissed off that his plans to retire to Spain had been scuppered because of the 90-day rule. Who did he blame? Starmer. You know, the bloke who supported the Remain campaign and advocated a second referendum. It's his fault, so he's voting for Reform.
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Spoke to an old mate on Saturday, who was pissed off that his plans to retire to Spain had been scuppered because of the 90-day rule. Who did he blame? Starmer. You know, the bloke who supported the Remain campaign and advocated a second referendum. It's his fault, so he's voting for Reform.
RIP Ace Frehley.
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/o...
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Without Ace Frehley, Kiss could not have achieved their extraordinary greatness | Michael Hann
The guitarist was the most proficient musician in the original lineup and his bludgeoning ‘monster plod’ was central to their sound
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October 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
RIP Ace Frehley.
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Emma Thompson starring in that film as a retired teacher, discovering her latent sexuality with a younger male sex worker. Always that way round, isn't it. It's never a fat old Reform-voting gammon exploring his latent desires through nailing a teenager from Thailand. Which is probably more common.
October 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Emma Thompson starring in that film as a retired teacher, discovering her latent sexuality with a younger male sex worker. Always that way round, isn't it. It's never a fat old Reform-voting gammon exploring his latent desires through nailing a teenager from Thailand. Which is probably more common.
Interesting. I hadn't realised I wasn't posting much on social media, but a quick look at my Bluesky here reveals that that is the case, and often it is just me reposting other people's stuff (like here) to people who won't see it. And why? Enshittification I guess.
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Why did our friends stop posting on social media?
BBC Special Correspondent Katty Kay and writer Kyle Chayka discuss the ways that social media is changing – and what that means for how we live our lives online.
www.bbc.com
October 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Interesting. I hadn't realised I wasn't posting much on social media, but a quick look at my Bluesky here reveals that that is the case, and often it is just me reposting other people's stuff (like here) to people who won't see it. And why? Enshittification I guess.
www.bbc.com/worklife/art...
www.bbc.com/worklife/art...
Here we go again...
"I would love to see you tell that lot out there, because you are going to have a mutiny on your hands. They are going to go berserk. Definitely."
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Here we go again...
As true today as the day they wrote it. Truer, in fact.
Cult of Personality performed in Brooklyn on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com
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Living Colour – Cult of Personality
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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October 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
As true today as the day they wrote it. Truer, in fact.
"But that's like saying, if you go and see a movie like Moby Dick - you know he's big"
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The Folksmen -- Interview - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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October 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"But that's like saying, if you go and see a movie like Moby Dick - you know he's big"
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The Cadbury Dairy Milk advert that depicts dementia and Alzheimer's as a bitter-sweet and whimsical experience can fuck right off. As can the creative cunts who came up with the idea and who've clearly never had to deal with looking after someone with the condition.
September 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The Cadbury Dairy Milk advert that depicts dementia and Alzheimer's as a bitter-sweet and whimsical experience can fuck right off. As can the creative cunts who came up with the idea and who've clearly never had to deal with looking after someone with the condition.
Well, it's that time of year.
September 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Well, it's that time of year.
I'm not a massive fan of the whole canon of Hendrix's music, and I'm not planning to open up a 55-year- old debate. But one thing that's indisputable for me is that he always seemed to enjoy doing his stuff. Whereas Clapton has always looked bored stiff when he plays.
September 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm not a massive fan of the whole canon of Hendrix's music, and I'm not planning to open up a 55-year- old debate. But one thing that's indisputable for me is that he always seemed to enjoy doing his stuff. Whereas Clapton has always looked bored stiff when he plays.
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
August 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
"I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'".
August 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'".