Victor Devine
@victordevine.bsky.social
I can eat me dinner in a fancy restaurant
And this year it was these.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And this year it was these.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
BBC News - 'I'll never forgive the woman responsible for my wife's paddleboard death'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
BBC News - 'I'll never forgive the woman responsible for my wife's paddleboard death'
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
Well, it's that time of year.
September 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Well, it's that time of year.
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
August 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
"I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'".
August 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'".
"This man is not in the band; he is merely dressed like the band"
August 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"This man is not in the band; he is merely dressed like the band"
Mind, having said all that...
August 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Mind, having said all that...
Without a trace of irony.
August 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Without a trace of irony.
Yes, this bloke's a bit of a prick, but when the crippling symptoms of food poisoning hit me this week, it was his little tune that I remembered. And by the way, that stuff is the bollocks. Absolutely hit the spot straight away.
July 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yes, this bloke's a bit of a prick, but when the crippling symptoms of food poisoning hit me this week, it was his little tune that I remembered. And by the way, that stuff is the bollocks. Absolutely hit the spot straight away.
I think Battery Sgt Major Tudor Bryn Williams said it best.
July 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think Battery Sgt Major Tudor Bryn Williams said it best.
Here we go then. I say something like "Sinner's found a way to escape from Alcaraz" and wait for those likes to roll in.
July 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Here we go then. I say something like "Sinner's found a way to escape from Alcaraz" and wait for those likes to roll in.
Gorrenny Phonics, mate?
July 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gorrenny Phonics, mate?
I'm guessing the name of the gaffe is down to the fact that Led Zeppelin's first jigs were in Copenhagen. Mind is there a big fucking massive bat outside?
July 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm guessing the name of the gaffe is down to the fact that Led Zeppelin's first jigs were in Copenhagen. Mind is there a big fucking massive bat outside?
Yeah, I used to watch 15 Storeys High as well.
July 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yeah, I used to watch 15 Storeys High as well.
Add to this, "Full-time Dreamer".
June 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Add to this, "Full-time Dreamer".
"I'm not usually one to moan, but, you know, fucking hell. I mean, come on."
Thanks Viz.
Thanks Viz.
June 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"I'm not usually one to moan, but, you know, fucking hell. I mean, come on."
Thanks Viz.
Thanks Viz.
"Beckham, 50, who has been honoured for services to sport and charity, said he “never could have imagined I would receive such a truly humbling honour”."
June 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
"Beckham, 50, who has been honoured for services to sport and charity, said he “never could have imagined I would receive such a truly humbling honour”."
I think it's Proper Bo'.
June 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I think it's Proper Bo'.
There's two for me, and Michel Platini wore them both.
June 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There's two for me, and Michel Platini wore them both.
Met this bloke for only the second time today. The first time, he was a 28-year-old drummer whose band - Crys - had split up, and he came down to jam with mine. Today, 38 years later, I saw him play with his old band. And he remembered that day in 1987 - "You've still got my videos".
June 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Met this bloke for only the second time today. The first time, he was a 28-year-old drummer whose band - Crys - had split up, and he came down to jam with mine. Today, 38 years later, I saw him play with his old band. And he remembered that day in 1987 - "You've still got my videos".
Tommy Saxondale was right.
news.sky.com/story/rail-f...
news.sky.com/story/rail-f...
June 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Tommy Saxondale was right.
news.sky.com/story/rail-f...
news.sky.com/story/rail-f...
