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valerie
@vfo.bsky.social
Academic librarian @CUNY | entering my crone season | ND AF | GLAMS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rea3amxwqfkfzhilivubtrib/feed/aaabfz334lr66
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britney spears as A LITERAL SCHOOL GIRL with grown adult men openly ogling her. lolita being treated like a completely normal sexy male fantasy. very young women being depicted as "gold diggers" for marrying older men who were clearly preying on them. THE CULTURE WAS ROTTEN TO THE CORE, MY FRIENDS.
See also: internet countdown clocks for the Olsen twins, Christina Aguilera, and other girls growing up, sayings like "if there's grass on the field...", and Brooke Shields's early career.

I also remember the whole "money, cars, girls" acquisition arc for boys and men everywhere in pop culture.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
people keep expecting me to show up for things and i'm sorry but it's hibernation season friends i will see you in the spring
a black and white cartoon skunk holding a smaller skunk
Alt: a black and white cartoon skunk in a leaf-filled nest, pulling its tail over itself like a blanket and getting real cozy
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November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
making every student feel welcome in the library is my religion
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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We are excited to host Philly's own doyenne of community science communication, Dr. Sarah McAnulty!

Friday, Nov 21, 1:30-3PM
Hands-On Science Zine Making Workshop

Registration for the workshop is limited by room size. Sign up here: www.eventbrite.com/e/hands-on-s...

@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
could someone please explain to my insurance company that it's actually cheaper to just cover my antidepressants than to force me to go without them and thus become NON-FUNCTIONAL.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My new stitch project is just me grabbing yarn scraps and using various random(ish) number generators to decide the length of each stitch. Now I kind of want to stitch a really really long number.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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#Monday #GirlMoss #GirlBoss.
🎨 @awokenshit on insta.
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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THE NEWS JUST KEEPS HAPPENING AND I AM TIRED
February 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m so sorry I tried not to but I failed
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Oh! Oh!
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I love this whole story. Live your values so hard that you can dunk on your enemies even after death❤️
Sharon was, to my great benefit, my boss, teacher, and mentor. And goddamn could she write. This lede!
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Maine Cabin Masters is my sexuality
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Saturdays are for watching Maine Cabin Masters high AF on ketamine with a cat or two on your lap
a cat is laying on a blanket with the words `` sending warm fuzzyes '' written on it .
Alt: a cat is making biscuits with a fleece blanket. Caption text says: sending warm fuzzies
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November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
ok FINE i will listen to the new lily allen album!
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Julio Kim made me put on his headphones one time in freshman honors biology and i've enjoyed radiohead since that moment in 1993
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Hello friends would you like your account to be added to the GLAMS feed? (I don't add accounts without their permission.) bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The human race was not ready for the accountability brought on by instant, constant communication and it broke a lot of people’s brains. Now we’re all just placing our bets on whether evolution can catch up in time before we burn it all down.
a man is sitting on a couch with a glass of wine in his hand and the words fingers crossed above him .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with a glass of wine in his hand and the words fingers crossed above him .
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November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this is basically the scenario i picture whenever i learn someone my age is dating someone in their 20s and i just don't know how anyone does it
My flight is paused on the tarmac and there’s a group of very (clearly newly) spiritual teens asking a 50something sitting by them about his beliefs. He’s an atheist and they are baffled.
One just said “I read about something called ‘karma’ and it basically means…”
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
we are living in a fever dream how do you make it out of this experience without going literally insane, for at least a little bit?
"She enthusiastically complimented my bangs and I was later disturbed to discover that she’d been arrested in 2022 for breaking into the apartment building of a New York City councilmember and vandalizing his office building with homophobic messages." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
My night with Sliwa superfans
At the Republican watch party, there was one point of political agreement: Andrew Cuomo sucks.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
lol working on staten island today meant having to dodge SO MANY conversations about "the direction this city is going in" because i am completely and utterly #TeamMamdani and i'd like 5 fuckin minutes of joy, please and thank you
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
wow you really never can tell if IT is fucking with you because they don't want to deal with your problem and can't be bothered to read the documentation you sent them, or if you ACTUALLY sent them the wrong information. well, IT friend, you just met your nd match. explain better or gtfo.
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
does no one at the white house know anyone with access to a cricut printer?! i mean, i believe that no one in the administration has a library card, FOR SURE.
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM