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she/her, aka aurora_84
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givesnofuck.com
It's dangerous to go alone, take this
A hand holding up an adorable baby alligator
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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andipshit.bsky.social
She put him in an late 90s experimental CD ROM game
cara.city Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 8h
man these Annie Leibovitz photos of Timothee Chalamet for Vogue are,,, remarkably bad. JC Penney's photographer bad. first year with a DSLR bad.
Image of a vogue cover with Timothee Chalamet standing on a nebula wearing a long coat and jeans Low saturation photo of Chalamet jumping with clouds behind him Chalamet looking down a dirt road, from behind Chalamet's shadow against rocks
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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retroid.bsky.social
Indeed, bus shelter kitty sticker.

"Waow," indeed.
A spikey cat drawn in black pen on a white sticker. It's stuck on rain-splashed glass.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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brandyjensen.bsky.social
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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stavvers.bsky.social
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
Watchmen panel depicting a human skeleton with some muscle on it screaming by a fence while guards look on in horror. Text box says november 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for 30 seconds before vanishing
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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tarjapk.bsky.social
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
ves.bsky.social
this post made me yawn
sireviscerate.myatproto.social Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19h
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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onlyveesaz.bsky.social
“This meeting could have been an email.”
Harper, Winston, Milo.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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andreagrimes.com
idk the NYT called up ms rachel to ask if she was funded by hamas so i'm not sure the NYT exactly has impeccable judgment on what makes a whole news story
emilyflitter.bsky.social Emily Flitter @emilyflitter.bsky.social · 1d
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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meglinehan.com
Luis Rubiales was at his book launch for “Matar a Rubiales” when his own uncle — also named Luis Rubiales! — threw eggs at him. This sentence is all somehow completely true?

www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Luis Rubiales has eggs thrown at him by his uncle during book event in Madrid
The 48-year-old was speaking about his new book, 'Matar a Rubiales' (Killing Rubiales), at an event in Madrid on Thursday.
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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caylen.bsky.social
a “Space Force”, if you will
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d
we need a department of kerning
The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
ves.bsky.social
Seeing Mumford & Sons in concert tonight, mostly for nostalgic reasons

The Vaccines were the opener, for a bonus shot of nostalgia lol
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
ves.bsky.social
got the spammy DM/chat request pretending to be bsky and threatening to suspend my account. beware and block away!
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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leighwalton.bsky.social
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
cethanleahy.com Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 2d
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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richardkadrey.bsky.social
Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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johnrain.co.uk
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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pwnallthethings.bsky.social
Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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lukeknox.me
everyone living around light pollution and clouds right now:
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SHUT UP ABOUT THE SKY SKY!
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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nochorus.bsky.social
Screenshot of Tweets that say: "Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."
February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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nyxthebat.vtubers.social
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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October 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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damnslippy.slippy.me
don't talk to her or her son ever again
A photo of a stone guardian lion with an identical cub.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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emilyoram.bsky.social
Señor 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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daryllmarie.bsky.social
Should I ask him for a kayak? 🪶🌿
A turkey vulture stands on a sign, wings outspread. The sign reads “kayak rentals available upon request”
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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kashana.blacksky.app
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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usili.bsky.social
depsidase: cubosh: realization: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history 1800oxycodone: "average rock kiss 2 birds" factoid actually just statistical error. average rock kills 0 birds. chixulub georg, which killed 3/4 of all life, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM