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golang writer, weight lifter, friend to some, lover to most.

https://blog.verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru

📍Austin, TX
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do you pronounce it "koober-net-ease" or "koober-neat-ees" or do you have sex regularly?
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It is 2075. I've lost my entire life savings to a holonet avatar scam that leveraged 60 years of collected chat, voice, and biometrics data to perfectly replicate the love of my life. My grandkids are asking if it's time to limit my holonet access. They're flabbergasted. They're disappointed in me
February 6, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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If we had a press this would be the headline story on every paper in the country but we don't so
Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I understand the impetus, but I urge people against using the "how much water did that cost" metric to counter the adoption of AI. None of you ever asked how much water was being consumed by YouTube or Nickelodeon Studios or your local tattoo shop.
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My balls feel like someone clamped a zip tie around them, vowing to free me once I answer his riddles three and brother I haven’t gotten a one
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Day 3 of vasectomy recovery and the whole house caught flu A
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
you're checking the mailbox to see if your final W2 has come in, I'm at my son's classmate's roller rink party vibing on skates and at least 20mg of edibles, we are not the same
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
the doctors will tell you that after a vasectomy, it feels like you were just kicked in the balls. the doctors are correct.
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Just got a vasectomy
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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if you described this legal theory to a founding father they would simply have shot you
Miller:  "To all ICE officers: You have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties, and anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop you or tries to obstruct you is committing a felony."
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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[horse meeting]

We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
which way, western man?
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
It’s cool how if you’re a pig, you can just put yourself in harm’s way and then murder somebody and claim self defense
WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:

* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon

The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire

www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
Videos Show How ICE Vehicle Stops Can Escalate to Shootings
A WSJ visual investigation found that the Minneapolis ICE killing is one of 13 incidents where federal immigration agents have used deadly force against civilians in vehicles since July.
www.wsj.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
The Switch 2 GameCube emulator is so disappointing. Wow, I get to play the European AND US versions of WarioWorld? Windwaker is there!…but you’ve already played the beautiful Wii U remaster? What about Chi-robo, the beloved character you’ve never heard of before.
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
leg day has my white ass walking through this TJ Maxx like Artax in the swamp
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
may he never see another moment of peace or tranquility
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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we could be having no fun right now but you're playing
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
good news everyone: I finally picked up the Valium that was prescribed to me in October for my vasectomy next week. 😊
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
the kids are into high-poly relationships and low-poly graphics
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
If your pre workout doesn’t leave me feeling like an army of spiders is crawling underneath every pore of my skin, then I don’t want it
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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I’m not going to tell people what to do. But I think we need to start considering whether armed militancy is needed.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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protein bars are goated when both not enjoying your food and not knowing what’s in it is the vibe
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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"in case you're wondering what's happening on X" nope, no thanks. i wasn't
January 7, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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we simply do not talk enough about how much of modern capitalism has pivoted away from providing goods and services in exchange for money and into inconveniencing and harassing people with fees, surcharges, and delayed invoicing for long enough that they give you money just to make it stop
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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it's crazy how many statements by elected democrats on the Venezuela stuff are like "wow that was freaking awesome. unfortunately, however, you didn't ask for my permission to do it (would have said yes btw)"
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM