Real Wife Haver
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husband father dumbass idiot dipshit Marxist-Leninist-Cryptozoologist he/him IQ of over 1 Million. once met a man from Nantucket. English/Deutsch/Svenska
This skeet came to me in a dream. Glad to see it's doing numbers!
Extremely Donald Trump voice: They're calling them the "unsung heroes of the revolution". They won't sing for them. Nobody does.
*waits for audience reaction*
I much prefer the sung heroes.
*putting his hands up*
I know, I know, it's true. I prefer the ones they sing about.
*waits for audience reaction*
I much prefer the sung heroes.
*putting his hands up*
I know, I know, it's true. I prefer the ones they sing about.
December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This skeet came to me in a dream. Glad to see it's doing numbers!
Extremely Donald Trump voice: They're calling them the "unsung heroes of the revolution". They won't sing for them. Nobody does.
*waits for audience reaction*
I much prefer the sung heroes.
*putting his hands up*
I know, I know, it's true. I prefer the ones they sing about.
*waits for audience reaction*
I much prefer the sung heroes.
*putting his hands up*
I know, I know, it's true. I prefer the ones they sing about.
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Extremely Donald Trump voice: They're calling them the "unsung heroes of the revolution". They won't sing for them. Nobody does.
*waits for audience reaction*
I much prefer the sung heroes.
*putting his hands up*
I know, I know, it's true. I prefer the ones they sing about.
*waits for audience reaction*
I much prefer the sung heroes.
*putting his hands up*
I know, I know, it's true. I prefer the ones they sing about.
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A burger Boi and his burger babe
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
A burger Boi and his burger babe
IMO this is hopelessly naive
Counterpoint:
The Supreme Court lacks the authority to change the text of the Constitution.
So either it affirms the text or (further, and more completely) nukes its authority as Constitutional arbiter.
There’s no third option. Art III (courts) can’t just usurp Art V (amendments).
The Supreme Court lacks the authority to change the text of the Constitution.
So either it affirms the text or (further, and more completely) nukes its authority as Constitutional arbiter.
There’s no third option. Art III (courts) can’t just usurp Art V (amendments).
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
IMO this is hopelessly naive
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Hooray! It's a new episode of Raised by Reality! open.spotify.com/episode/65P4...
a cartoon of a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt
ALT: a cartoon of a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hooray! It's a new episode of Raised by Reality! open.spotify.com/episode/65P4...
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I believe that the Joker eats ass. I believe that the Joker eats ass better than anyone in Gotham. I believe the Joker wants to eat Batman's ass so bad it made him crazier.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I believe that the Joker eats ass. I believe that the Joker eats ass better than anyone in Gotham. I believe the Joker wants to eat Batman's ass so bad it made him crazier.
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"Luke Moistfarmer" would have made a lot more in-universe sense
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Luke Moistfarmer" would have made a lot more in-universe sense
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Don't believe the hallucination machine - you want that turkey to be frozen hard as a rock when it goes into that overflowing pot of oil, and you MUST be standing right next to it
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Don't believe the hallucination machine - you want that turkey to be frozen hard as a rock when it goes into that overflowing pot of oil, and you MUST be standing right next to it
Calling all lunch munchers:
Real lunch hour
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Calling all lunch munchers:
Real lunch hour
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Real lunch hour
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
Thi king about developing a new type of electric car that doesn't lock drivers inside after spontaneously bursting into flames
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Thi king about developing a new type of electric car that doesn't lock drivers inside after spontaneously bursting into flames
New idea: AI-powered baby oxygen optimizer. It delivers the optimal amount of oxygen to your beloved baby so you can rest easy. All with the power of AI.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
New idea: AI-powered baby oxygen optimizer. It delivers the optimal amount of oxygen to your beloved baby so you can rest easy. All with the power of AI.
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A new superhero called The Knower whose superpower is they can tell you exactly how many people are gooning at this very moment.
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A new superhero called The Knower whose superpower is they can tell you exactly how many people are gooning at this very moment.
Lenin, we need you!!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Lenin, we need you!!!
Some people SHOULD be put in a wood chipper!!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Some people SHOULD be put in a wood chipper!!!!!!
She yucked on my yum till I
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
She yucked on my yum till I
I have no ass and I must shit
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have no ass and I must shit
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What if Harriet Tubman had killed 45,000 white people?
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What if Harriet Tubman had killed 45,000 white people?
You should be allowed to drink on the job except for some very specific jobs (clown, mime, etc)
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
You should be allowed to drink on the job except for some very specific jobs (clown, mime, etc)
The Girl With The Cybersigilism Tattoo
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The Girl With The Cybersigilism Tattoo