Real Wife Haver
@verybadtakes.bsky.social
husband father dumbass idiot dipshit Marxist-Leninist-Cryptozoologist he/him IQ of over 1 Million. once met a man from Nantucket. English/Deutsch/Svenska
I'm in my Wario era (fat, moustachioed man)
July 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm in my Wario era (fat, moustachioed man)
Does your daddy even dingle?
April 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Does your daddy even dingle?
Meet me at the top of Skansen Krona if you want your ass beat
April 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Meet me at the top of Skansen Krona if you want your ass beat
In the future, you will be forced to watch ads while taking a piss
April 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In the future, you will be forced to watch ads while taking a piss
Meet me at the Taco Bell in Helsinki if you want to get your ass kicked
April 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Meet me at the Taco Bell in Helsinki if you want to get your ass kicked
Looks like things might be turning around
March 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Looks like things might be turning around
It's officially over for y'all
March 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
It's officially over for y'all
Post s picture of you that's not actually a picture of you
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Post s picture of you that's not actually a picture of you
Everything reminds me of her
January 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Everything reminds me of her
Living my best life
December 13, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Living my best life
When u nut and they keep suckin
December 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
When u nut and they keep suckin