Real Wife Haver
@verybadtakes.bsky.social
husband father dumbass idiot dipshit Marxist-Leninist-Cryptozoologist he/him IQ of over 1 Million. once met a man from Nantucket. English/Deutsch/Svenska
All the cool kids have measles
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
All the cool kids have measles
Neither have i
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Neither have i
You gotta try my method
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You gotta try my method
When I crash I always land in the bosom of a chesty babe
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When I crash I always land in the bosom of a chesty babe
Fellas, is it gay to not want a catastrophic brain injury?
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Fellas, is it gay to not want a catastrophic brain injury?
Well well can't fault people for taking safety seriously
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well well can't fault people for taking safety seriously
Describing a romantic relationship to an American: imagine a burger
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Describing a romantic relationship to an American: imagine a burger
Yes! Unto death!
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Yes! Unto death!
It's the only way the turkey will feel safe enough to take the plunge!
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's the only way the turkey will feel safe enough to take the plunge!