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Benjamin "Not Ben Shapiro" Schapiro
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.

If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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AIPAC sucks, supports genocide, and is a hub for Christian Zionists as much as anyone. *And* at the same time:

When you vaguepost like this about issues unrelated to Israel suggesting an org associated with Judaism is to blame, you are at least FLIRTING with antisemitic conspiracy theory.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Attempt it over four days in May every year and no other time. Trust me. I speak from experience.
you know a series is going to rock when this is the parental advisory
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Do you love the Chicago Public Library? Do you not want to wait weeks for books? Do you still want to be able to go to programs? Send a letter to electeds !

In the budget, Brandon Johnson is proposing 89 cuts to positions, and cutting our book budget in half. actionnetwork.org/letters/no-l...
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is a great idea
Best exercise I've done is have students ask an LLM something they're personally experts in (they're all 18-19, so these are all accessible topics).

One student this year asked for Top 10 MLB players in 2025. LLM gave a bunch of plausible names...and then Rafael Devers. Asked students why. (1/2)
It takes being an expert in some area to get a sense of where LLMs fall tragically short there.

Unfortunately, they also have a habit of making everyone perceive themselves an expert without any expertise needed to discern the outputs. It’s easy for it to feel like magic in these circumstances.
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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It's a Chicago holiday
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
We watched gremlins 2 tonight, which my wife had never seen. Going from the film to Key and Peele to this was pretty great.
Megan Thee Stallion
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.

There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Wild that I've always lived in a cow tools world
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Learning this was a major stepping stone in my relationship. As was the shameful day that I processed "kaka" and "masi" were not inherently part of the actual people's names.
Every older person your parents know is your uncle or auntie. If they're related to you, they get indian kinship terms like kaka or mami or whatever. Gah.
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Cursed product thought: Gojo skincares line. “It exfoliates!”
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I can hear Guillermo del Toro saying this, as well as the exact cadence in which he'd say it.
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM