Vangluss
@vangluss.bsky.social
Blood Scribbler // Cat Assessor // He/Him // 🌈🔞🥷🏿 // Horror Enthusiast // Science Fiction // Comics & Art //
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Todays(tonights) creature is the cat from the stop motion short film The Cat with Hands by Robert Morgan
February 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Todays(tonights) creature is the cat from the stop motion short film The Cat with Hands by Robert Morgan
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Ive always been passionate about new and exciting ways to turn my hip and knee ligaments into pulled pork
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Ive always been passionate about new and exciting ways to turn my hip and knee ligaments into pulled pork
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it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now
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I think the blah blah blah "you dont hate XYZ enough" is a corny meme, but I think A City on Mars (A book about why space colonization is fuckstupid) needed authors who hated Musk more
even if i had absolutely no knowledge of elon musk or his history, i would have a lot of questions about someone who claimed they were going to build settlements on the moon within a decade, like, “what experience do you have in doing this on earth?”
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I think the blah blah blah "you dont hate XYZ enough" is a corny meme, but I think A City on Mars (A book about why space colonization is fuckstupid) needed authors who hated Musk more
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“L-L-L-looking respectfully“ shut up. Live like a freak or die like a coward
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
“L-L-L-looking respectfully“ shut up. Live like a freak or die like a coward
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“You’re overthinking it” is the single most common piece of advice I give when people ask for writing tips. And I think it’s advice that applies whether you’re on the creation or consumption side of smut.
Just have fun, kick back, and let the goblin brain steer for a while.
Just have fun, kick back, and let the goblin brain steer for a while.
Thinking about the NTR thing more talking porn stuff with the homies tonight, I think a big problem is a lot of people -- even pro porn people -- have a hard time thinking of porn as anything but gratification. But sometimes it's about exploring that oppressive force that reduces us to dogs!!
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 AM
“You’re overthinking it” is the single most common piece of advice I give when people ask for writing tips. And I think it’s advice that applies whether you’re on the creation or consumption side of smut.
Just have fun, kick back, and let the goblin brain steer for a while.
Just have fun, kick back, and let the goblin brain steer for a while.
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People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity
"I am arguing with this person's politics or their personality disorder?" remains a dark horse candidate among recent political theories.
love to wake up and see that someone has worked themselves up into such a nasty crashout about me overnight that they told me they hope my cat dies a slow and painful death. truly love that for me
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"I am arguing with this person's politics or their personality disorder?" remains a dark horse candidate among recent political theories.
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Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
#SinnersMovie
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
#SinnersMovie
Inshallah this white man will be seasoned
First time making (or eating) oxtail and I’ve wasted so many years of my life.
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Inshallah this white man will be seasoned
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asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
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The inability to parse the difference between malice and annoyingness is probably the great deficit of our times.
See also: basically any discourse about "wokeness" and/or campus activism
See also: basically any discourse about "wokeness" and/or campus activism
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The inability to parse the difference between malice and annoyingness is probably the great deficit of our times.
See also: basically any discourse about "wokeness" and/or campus activism
See also: basically any discourse about "wokeness" and/or campus activism
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love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
Surely, Garvolox, The Lying Beast With a Thousand Different Tongues, will tell me about his honest intentions this time. Wait im getting a call on the orb.
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Surely, Garvolox, The Lying Beast With a Thousand Different Tongues, will tell me about his honest intentions this time. Wait im getting a call on the orb.
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we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
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Manmade horror beyond my understanding
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Manmade horror beyond my understanding
(Most mercenary, self-serving sociopath you know accurately feeling the winds change against them) HALLELUJAH! I have seen the light, and it told me that giving grace is basically the cheat code to you getting into heaven and giving me worthwhile employment
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
(Most mercenary, self-serving sociopath you know accurately feeling the winds change against them) HALLELUJAH! I have seen the light, and it told me that giving grace is basically the cheat code to you getting into heaven and giving me worthwhile employment
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yeah kinda hard to sell "we're protecting you from hordes of dangerous men murdering you with impunity" when you're sending in hordes of dangerous men who appear to be able to murder with impunity
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
yeah kinda hard to sell "we're protecting you from hordes of dangerous men murdering you with impunity" when you're sending in hordes of dangerous men who appear to be able to murder with impunity
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Who up spying on they spy?
(Design by @ywbtri_0519 on Twitter)
(Design by @ywbtri_0519 on Twitter)
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Who up spying on they spy?
(Design by @ywbtri_0519 on Twitter)
(Design by @ywbtri_0519 on Twitter)
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