Valeyard (he/him)
@valeyard512.bsky.social
Aspiring singer-songwriter, thinking of going back to college to study music therapy
Age 34
Possibly NSFW stuff, so 18+ please
Single
Age 34
Possibly NSFW stuff, so 18+ please
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ko-fi.com/valeyard512 Working on trying to move out of my parents' place. Any support would be appreciated.
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If ya are wondering, yes, he rarely wears clothes while at the house
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If ya are wondering, yes, he rarely wears clothes while at the house
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The way you can tell "AI" is the future is because one of the most popular searches is "How do I get this AI shit out of my computer"
here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The way you can tell "AI" is the future is because one of the most popular searches is "How do I get this AI shit out of my computer"
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Sorry if I worried people with some of my previous messages, but I should still be able to attend MFF this year after all!
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sorry if I worried people with some of my previous messages, but I should still be able to attend MFF this year after all!
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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I promise I wasn’t looking for anything in particular with this but appreciate the support and all for sure, ESPECIALLY in these days where it feels like “the world is crashing down and everyone actually hates you!”. Appreciate y’all being there, for REAL❤️🔥
Benched 315 lbs for 7 reps and got 5 at 335, would like to blame shoulder tendinitis for not doing more but the depression is real and my heart isn’t in it as much😔
Still, I go four times a week, I lift hard and push myself as much as I can, because it feels good to do even if I’m not at my best🐗💪
Still, I go four times a week, I lift hard and push myself as much as I can, because it feels good to do even if I’m not at my best🐗💪
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I promise I wasn’t looking for anything in particular with this but appreciate the support and all for sure, ESPECIALLY in these days where it feels like “the world is crashing down and everyone actually hates you!”. Appreciate y’all being there, for REAL❤️🔥
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I just want to kiss men for CHRISTMAS 🎅😚🐗
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I just want to kiss men for CHRISTMAS 🎅😚🐗
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Therapy is important. Unfortunately, it's not universally available. So a bit of patience with people's neurodivergences is appreciated. It comes across as privileged demanding therapy for people who can't afford it, and don't have access to it.
"Are you willing to pay for it?"
"Are you willing to pay for it?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Therapy is important. Unfortunately, it's not universally available. So a bit of patience with people's neurodivergences is appreciated. It comes across as privileged demanding therapy for people who can't afford it, and don't have access to it.
"Are you willing to pay for it?"
"Are you willing to pay for it?"
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Okay, I don't want to count my chickens just yet, but I *should* be situated regarding MFF for this year, at least assuming that the cards play in my favor.
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Okay, I don't want to count my chickens just yet, but I *should* be situated regarding MFF for this year, at least assuming that the cards play in my favor.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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If there's anyone looking for a room for Midwest FurFest, I have an opening, though you'd need to pitch in for the cost of the room.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If there's anyone looking for a room for Midwest FurFest, I have an opening, though you'd need to pitch in for the cost of the room.
If there's anyone looking for a room for Midwest FurFest, I have an opening, though you'd need to pitch in for the cost of the room.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If there's anyone looking for a room for Midwest FurFest, I have an opening, though you'd need to pitch in for the cost of the room.
Well balls...
...My roommate for MFF said they were denied time off for MFF. I have no idea what I'm gonna do about that now, considering they were covering the cost of our hotel room...
...My roommate for MFF said they were denied time off for MFF. I have no idea what I'm gonna do about that now, considering they were covering the cost of our hotel room...
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Well balls...
...My roommate for MFF said they were denied time off for MFF. I have no idea what I'm gonna do about that now, considering they were covering the cost of our hotel room...
...My roommate for MFF said they were denied time off for MFF. I have no idea what I'm gonna do about that now, considering they were covering the cost of our hotel room...
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It’s late but in the spirit of the SEASON, some post-thanksgiving TUMBUS for all who desire it! 🐗💪🔥💦
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It’s late but in the spirit of the SEASON, some post-thanksgiving TUMBUS for all who desire it! 🐗💪🔥💦
Honestly, I feel like there are different flavors of love, not just romantic or platonic. There's a spectrum to this kind of thing because different people (and in this case different otters) have different needs.
I like that people appreciate my pictures I post of myself, but I really hope people don't get the wrong idea. I'm demi and romance driven, ultimately what I really want is physical intimacy based on love or mutual caring.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Honestly, I feel like there are different flavors of love, not just romantic or platonic. There's a spectrum to this kind of thing because different people (and in this case different otters) have different needs.
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I like that people appreciate my pictures I post of myself, but I really hope people don't get the wrong idea. I'm demi and romance driven, ultimately what I really want is physical intimacy based on love or mutual caring.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I like that people appreciate my pictures I post of myself, but I really hope people don't get the wrong idea. I'm demi and romance driven, ultimately what I really want is physical intimacy based on love or mutual caring.
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Republicans who pretend to be concerned about political violence when their culture of political violence splashes back on them need to be loudly shouted down and chased out of the public square.
BREAKING:
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.
This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Republicans who pretend to be concerned about political violence when their culture of political violence splashes back on them need to be loudly shouted down and chased out of the public square.
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de-frag your brain
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
de-frag your brain
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Free Belly!
www.patreon.com/Chubbybear79...
www.patreon.com/Chubbybear79...
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Free Belly!
www.patreon.com/Chubbybear79...
www.patreon.com/Chubbybear79...
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her time has come once more
June 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
her time has come once more
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Random elephant gramp doodle:]
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Random elephant gramp doodle:]
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Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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He just played one on TV
Thinking of all the young men I heard from last Fall, casting their first votes in a Presidential election, saying "but he's a great businessman!"
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He just played one on TV
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