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I love freeze dried banana chips because consuming them momentarily quiets the part of my brain that wants to take a bite out of a porcelain serving platter
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🧵ICE cut off her wedding ring.

Sue Tincher is a 55-year-old US citizen, a grandmother, 5’4’, and white.

She walked to her neighbor’s house after getting alerts that ICE was nearby.

She stood across the street and asked an officer if they were ICE. They told her to “get back.” She didn’t move.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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How many Americans know that the American Palestinian teen tortured in Israeli custody on a sham charge with a "confession" beaten out of him also witnessed his teenaged cellmate die of malnutrition and dehydration from untreated colitis?

Yeah that's a long sentence. A lot to process
17-year-old Palestinian child prisoner starved to death by Israeli prison guards
Walid died from starvation, dehydration, and infections due to prolonged malnutrition and denial of medical care in Megiddo prison.
www.dci-palestine.org
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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i hate a pa rum pa pum pum ass mfer
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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NSPM-7 ain't going away!
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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for the emperor
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Some Loop Hero portraits
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Oops! All Tommy Wiseaus
I see Stallone sent a cardboard standee instead
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Taking careful aim as the parade passes downtown and splitting Frosty clean in half with an arc of hot yellow piss from a second-story balcony
December 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
If you see this, quote post with a game you would instantly buy if it got a remake/remaster
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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woke up again
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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the killing of a sacred coworker
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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@whstancil.bsky.social Did you write this?
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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CINEMA ✋🙂🤚
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The zohdon vs clintrump shipping wars are about to go crazy
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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People who hate winter and hate the cold are exhibiting motherless behavior. nobody taught you how to layer your clothing? A skill issue! You were not destined to survive the winter! You shame your ancestors, buy a thermal knit shirt and some real wool!!!
i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM