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very important, always big sunglasses, cool band
If you see this, quote post with a game you would instantly buy if it got a remake/remaster
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If you see this, quote post with a game you would instantly buy if it got a remake/remaster
When steam tells everyone you're playing a paradox interactive game
September 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When steam tells everyone you're playing a paradox interactive game
The T-800's readout says this after emptying the minigun at an occupied parking lot because it was full of cops
September 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The T-800's readout says this after emptying the minigun at an occupied parking lot because it was full of cops
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
they're talking about me again
August 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
they're talking about me again
If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without contex
![The LA Noire [X – Doubt] meme but the man's face, head, and hat have been replaced by a generic face wearing the Psychoscope from PREY](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h2qvjrlw5khbewwmg7wmhwhk/bafkreicmg3jxnulo5djnvmt742kjgbpxjzxgblpfm3z3xdwzh7bkcoat7q@jpeg)
July 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without contex
"actually it's for 12-14 year olds." it's the fandom equivalent of "technically it's ephebophilia"
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"actually it's for 12-14 year olds." it's the fandom equivalent of "technically it's ephebophilia"
Mm yes, ALDERMAN, I see this year's TAX INCREASE on treat-treats has evidently gone UNNOTICED by your charming hamlet...! to the OUBLIETTE with you, disloyal swine!
July 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Mm yes, ALDERMAN, I see this year's TAX INCREASE on treat-treats has evidently gone UNNOTICED by your charming hamlet...! to the OUBLIETTE with you, disloyal swine!
Me: "all life is sacred 🙏💓"
Me when the life in question is the world's loudest ass fatass housefly buzzing around my bedroom when I was trying to sleep
Me when the life in question is the world's loudest ass fatass housefly buzzing around my bedroom when I was trying to sleep
July 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Me: "all life is sacred 🙏💓"
Me when the life in question is the world's loudest ass fatass housefly buzzing around my bedroom when I was trying to sleep
Me when the life in question is the world's loudest ass fatass housefly buzzing around my bedroom when I was trying to sleep
Damn you, I was coming here to post my bottle of Mister Cement lol
July 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Damn you, I was coming here to post my bottle of Mister Cement lol
Look at this shit, I'm a dirt person
June 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Look at this shit, I'm a dirt person
"our team is really more like a family 😊" mfers when you ask them to consider your basic health and wellbeing
June 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"our team is really more like a family 😊" mfers when you ask them to consider your basic health and wellbeing
Boys will be say shit like this and they're just talking about going to the store
June 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Boys will be say shit like this and they're just talking about going to the store
Remember who you're hurting when you tell me I gotta go to work
May 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Remember who you're hurting when you tell me I gotta go to work
Releasing this classic from the vault, made it watching said film at like midnight on Easter
May 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Releasing this classic from the vault, made it watching said film at like midnight on Easter
Are we not gonna talk about how this man is clearly moments from sweatily weeping "please, please don't shoot me"
May 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Are we not gonna talk about how this man is clearly moments from sweatily weeping "please, please don't shoot me"
