Jacqueline
@upuque.bsky.social
Portland, Oregon. Big Brother enthusiast. INFP. Spoonie. NBA. Blazers. RipCity. Tired. She/her.
This thread killed me to death
gradey dick looks like he keeps a slingshot in his back pocket
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
This thread killed me to death
I tend to take a break towards the end of the 3rd quarter & I think I just realized that my dad programmed me this way. This was the time he always made us take pee breaks at the game, and I still do it even when I’m at home 😂😭 #QueProblems
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I tend to take a break towards the end of the 3rd quarter & I think I just realized that my dad programmed me this way. This was the time he always made us take pee breaks at the game, and I still do it even when I’m at home 😂😭 #QueProblems
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 AM
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Honestly while they’re at it they should investigate Chauncey for ruining Nassir Littles career.
January 24, 2026 at 4:26 AM
He could be talking about anything, really
Dick’s ballin
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
He could be talking about anything, really
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In a better world, the 1990 Dick Tracy movie would've led to AT LEAST a 65 episode cartoon.
January 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
In a better world, the 1990 Dick Tracy movie would've led to AT LEAST a 65 episode cartoon.
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Okay, I couldn’t leave this in a comment, but I can post it? (Sorry, I have a case of the olds & I also realized I never edited the end of it, but I love this so much 😂🥰) #BBSky
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Okay, I couldn’t leave this in a comment, but I can post it? (Sorry, I have a case of the olds & I also realized I never edited the end of it, but I love this so much 😂🥰) #BBSky
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Worse performance: Rockets-76ers refs or Draymond?
More surprising record: Clippers or Blazers?
Potential Mathurin-Yves Missi trade swap: Yay or nay?
𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖕 𝖕𝖔𝖉
YouTube 📺: bit.ly/49MlJV6
Apple 🍎: apple.co/3CUsJOD
Spotify ✳️: bit.ly/44kso6Y
More surprising record: Clippers or Blazers?
Potential Mathurin-Yves Missi trade swap: Yay or nay?
𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖕 𝖕𝖔𝖉
YouTube 📺: bit.ly/49MlJV6
Apple 🍎: apple.co/3CUsJOD
Spotify ✳️: bit.ly/44kso6Y
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Worse performance: Rockets-76ers refs or Draymond?
More surprising record: Clippers or Blazers?
Potential Mathurin-Yves Missi trade swap: Yay or nay?
𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖕 𝖕𝖔𝖉
YouTube 📺: bit.ly/49MlJV6
Apple 🍎: apple.co/3CUsJOD
Spotify ✳️: bit.ly/44kso6Y
More surprising record: Clippers or Blazers?
Potential Mathurin-Yves Missi trade swap: Yay or nay?
𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖕 𝖕𝖔𝖉
YouTube 📺: bit.ly/49MlJV6
Apple 🍎: apple.co/3CUsJOD
Spotify ✳️: bit.ly/44kso6Y
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OMG, it’s Chanice from Uncle Buck! (I’m new here)
Amy Madigan has received her second-ever Oscar nomination for her performance as Aunt Gladys in ‘WEAPONS’
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM
OMG, it’s Chanice from Uncle Buck! (I’m new here)
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"My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it." Said, Jack Smith before Congress today about Trump Prosecutions.
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
"My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it." Said, Jack Smith before Congress today about Trump Prosecutions.
OMG, no one told me the Persians are back on Bravo?!?!? 😭 #TheValleyPersianStyle #TVPS (what’s the tag?)
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 AM
OMG, no one told me the Persians are back on Bravo?!?!? 😭 #TheValleyPersianStyle #TVPS (what’s the tag?)
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“Porn is hard to define but I know it when I see it”
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
“Porn is hard to define but I know it when I see it”
I have a sister & a stepsister with the same name. For a while they were both dating someone with the same name—that is also my dad’s name. We had to use middle then last names for too long 😭 We need more nicknames
I don't think I have a "complex" about it or anything, but it's kind of crazy how my sister married someone with the same first name as me, so now even in private family situations my own parents refer to me by my full government name, first and last. Very hilarious, but also kind of alienating lol
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I have a sister & a stepsister with the same name. For a while they were both dating someone with the same name—that is also my dad’s name. We had to use middle then last names for too long 😭 We need more nicknames
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still mad about this
keanu: we're literally in a season with the most iconic player with a floater line bro
vin: she has a line about rallying all the floaters and taking them to the end #bb26 😭😭😭
vin: she has a line about rallying all the floaters and taking them to the end #bb26 😭😭😭
January 22, 2026 at 2:24 AM
still mad about this