The Third Bench
@thethirdbench.bsky.social
A Portland, Oregon-based booster club and community built around supporting our local sports teams.
gradey dick looks like he keeps a slingshot in his back pocket
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 AM
gradey dick looks like he keeps a slingshot in his back pocket
chauncey billups was indicted by the federal government the morning after the first home game of the season. we cleared the quota early
we need more drama in the NBA
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
chauncey billups was indicted by the federal government the morning after the first home game of the season. we cleared the quota early
joe cronin with sweat beading on his bald head thinking “if i have to find roster spots for three two-way guys im gonna quit”
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 AM
joe cronin with sweat beading on his bald head thinking “if i have to find roster spots for three two-way guys im gonna quit”
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🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 AM
🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨
apologies to anyone looking to buy weed on the max tonight, all your guys are apparently at the moda center wearing heat culture jerseys
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
apologies to anyone looking to buy weed on the max tonight, all your guys are apparently at the moda center wearing heat culture jerseys
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Need to know the three NBA players who vote Duop for All-Star... and send them a gift basket
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Need to know the three NBA players who vote Duop for All-Star... and send them a gift basket
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐊𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐘
𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘
𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐊𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐘
𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘
𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘
Good news- the @portlandfire.bsky.social schedule just dropped! We split their Google Calendar into Home/Away game schedules to help know when you can plan on being at Moda this season.
🔥 Click the links below to add them to your calendar 🔥
tinyurl.com/PDXFireAway26
tinyurl.com/PDXFireHome26
🔥 Click the links below to add them to your calendar 🔥
tinyurl.com/PDXFireAway26
tinyurl.com/PDXFireHome26
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Good news- the @portlandfire.bsky.social schedule just dropped! We split their Google Calendar into Home/Away game schedules to help know when you can plan on being at Moda this season.
🔥 Click the links below to add them to your calendar 🔥
tinyurl.com/PDXFireAway26
tinyurl.com/PDXFireHome26
🔥 Click the links below to add them to your calendar 🔥
tinyurl.com/PDXFireAway26
tinyurl.com/PDXFireHome26
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Hangin with Barley of the Hops at the Remix with @thethirdbench.bsky.social
Also just saw a good ol fashion tussle from @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's courtside seats!
REMIX GAMES ROCK
Also just saw a good ol fashion tussle from @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's courtside seats!
REMIX GAMES ROCK
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Hangin with Barley of the Hops at the Remix with @thethirdbench.bsky.social
Also just saw a good ol fashion tussle from @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's courtside seats!
REMIX GAMES ROCK
Also just saw a good ol fashion tussle from @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's courtside seats!
REMIX GAMES ROCK
If you've been to a home game recently you've likely noticed that it is season ticket renewal and deposit season. If you are considering renewing your existing season tickets or are interested in becoming a new season ticket holder... you should join us on the Third Bench!
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you've been to a home game recently you've likely noticed that it is season ticket renewal and deposit season. If you are considering renewing your existing season tickets or are interested in becoming a new season ticket holder... you should join us on the Third Bench!
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4 Blazers specific NAYA tags up for grabs. Let me know which one/s you want (A B C D) and they’ll be yours!!!
Items returned, unwrapped to me or Posies by 18th December please!!!
Items returned, unwrapped to me or Posies by 18th December please!!!
November 30, 2024 at 10:16 PM
4 Blazers specific NAYA tags up for grabs. Let me know which one/s you want (A B C D) and they’ll be yours!!!
Items returned, unwrapped to me or Posies by 18th December please!!!
Items returned, unwrapped to me or Posies by 18th December please!!!
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Yes, Donovan Clingan broke Bill Walton's franchise rookie record of 15-straight games with a block. Making this more impressive, though, is he's doing it in HALF the minutes (16.5 vs. 33) and he's a full two years younger than Walton was. Incredible.
November 23, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Yes, Donovan Clingan broke Bill Walton's franchise rookie record of 15-straight games with a block. Making this more impressive, though, is he's doing it in HALF the minutes (16.5 vs. 33) and he's a full two years younger than Walton was. Incredible.
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Gameday Blazer fans!! Here we are at 16 down 66 to go.
Fun fact: Toumani Chimera has been a big bright spot on defense. But his 3pt shooting might be the real story here.
YOY stats:
33.7%—>40.3%
2.5–>3.9 3PA
Multiple made threes in 50% of games compared to 24% of games last season.
#RipCity
Fun fact: Toumani Chimera has been a big bright spot on defense. But his 3pt shooting might be the real story here.
YOY stats:
33.7%—>40.3%
2.5–>3.9 3PA
Multiple made threes in 50% of games compared to 24% of games last season.
#RipCity
November 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Gameday Blazer fans!! Here we are at 16 down 66 to go.
Fun fact: Toumani Chimera has been a big bright spot on defense. But his 3pt shooting might be the real story here.
YOY stats:
33.7%—>40.3%
2.5–>3.9 3PA
Multiple made threes in 50% of games compared to 24% of games last season.
#RipCity
Fun fact: Toumani Chimera has been a big bright spot on defense. But his 3pt shooting might be the real story here.
YOY stats:
33.7%—>40.3%
2.5–>3.9 3PA
Multiple made threes in 50% of games compared to 24% of games last season.
#RipCity
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Look for the Blazers jersey and the biggest fucking head you've ever seen in your life. (I wear a lot of fitted hats, size = 8.) Can't miss me. Go Blazers.
November 22, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Look for the Blazers jersey and the biggest fucking head you've ever seen in your life. (I wear a lot of fitted hats, size = 8.) Can't miss me. Go Blazers.
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Some say the Blazers are tanking. I say they are ethically losing games and promoting conversations about What Losing Really Means. What Does Losing Really Feel Like? It deserves deeper exploration
November 21, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Some say the Blazers are tanking. I say they are ethically losing games and promoting conversations about What Losing Really Means. What Does Losing Really Feel Like? It deserves deeper exploration
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Sure, Portland lost, but that was arguably the best team in the Association. And we kept it close for basically the entire game. I feel good about the future?
November 21, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Sure, Portland lost, but that was arguably the best team in the Association. And we kept it close for basically the entire game. I feel good about the future?
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I will be available for a trivia team as well. I mean, I have won it all by myself, but it seems hollow.
ONE WEEK UNTIL OUR FIRST WATCH PARTY! An afternoon game Wed before Thanksgiving means you all get to clock out early (on @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's orders). Join us at McPeet's for a 4PM tipoff! The first 5 people to RSVP in the comments (and show up) get a pair of Remix tickets
November 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I will be available for a trivia team as well. I mean, I have won it all by myself, but it seems hollow.
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...then you put the egg nog straight in the trash
November 21, 2024 at 2:10 AM
...then you put the egg nog straight in the trash
ONE WEEK UNTIL OUR FIRST WATCH PARTY! An afternoon game Wed before Thanksgiving means you all get to clock out early (on @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's orders). Join us at McPeet's for a 4PM tipoff! The first 5 people to RSVP in the comments (and show up) get a pair of Remix tickets
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 AM
ONE WEEK UNTIL OUR FIRST WATCH PARTY! An afternoon game Wed before Thanksgiving means you all get to clock out early (on @sheriffofportland.bsky.social 's orders). Join us at McPeet's for a 4PM tipoff! The first 5 people to RSVP in the comments (and show up) get a pair of Remix tickets
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As a Blazers ambassador, can you get the team posting over here?
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 AM
As a Blazers ambassador, can you get the team posting over here?
No way we have our own fuckin flag already?
November 18, 2024 at 7:12 AM
No way we have our own fuckin flag already?
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go follow @thethirdbench.bsky.social and i will love you
November 18, 2024 at 7:05 AM
go follow @thethirdbench.bsky.social and i will love you
Our very first official event is a watch party for the final game of the Blazers upcoming road trip. No one gets any work done Thanksgiving week so punch out early, and come join us at McPeet's on 45th and Fremont for a 4PM Wednesday tipoff and then hang around for Sheriff's trivia game at 730
November 18, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Our very first official event is a watch party for the final game of the Blazers upcoming road trip. No one gets any work done Thanksgiving week so punch out early, and come join us at McPeet's on 45th and Fremont for a 4PM Wednesday tipoff and then hang around for Sheriff's trivia game at 730