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Repeating my request that @trailblazers.bsky.social make the video and audio from this clip into the intro for every tv and radio broadcast until we have another championship to celebrate.
It really says something about how far we’ve come as a fanbase that I don’t see a single person suggest we acquire Trae Young.
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
It really says something about how far we’ve come as a fanbase that I don’t see a single person suggest we acquire Trae Young.
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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Ok I'm making the rest of these FREE tickets available here. Hand Fruit Nation is going to take over the courtside bleachers Sun Jan 18th at 3PM for the Remix game vs the Memphis Hustle. There are 12 tickets left and they're going to the replies ⤵️ until they're gone.
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Ok I'm making the rest of these FREE tickets available here. Hand Fruit Nation is going to take over the courtside bleachers Sun Jan 18th at 3PM for the Remix game vs the Memphis Hustle. There are 12 tickets left and they're going to the replies ⤵️ until they're gone.
Oh yea, the Blazers are undefeated (2-0) in 2026. See you at Moda Monday.
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Oh yea, the Blazers are undefeated (2-0) in 2026. See you at Moda Monday.
There were a few speed bumps but that was a great win.
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
There were a few speed bumps but that was a great win.
One more Caleb Love three and we invoke the @mikegrich.bsky.social rule. Blazers automatically win.
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
One more Caleb Love three and we invoke the @mikegrich.bsky.social rule. Blazers automatically win.
We need to get back in control of this one on defense.
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
We need to get back in control of this one on defense.
Me when the replay official isn’t nice with it like the 🐐
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January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Me when the replay official isn’t nice with it like the 🐐
Dodging Clingan again I see.
Per Spurs, Wemby (left knee soreness) and Devin Vassell (left adductor strain) are both OUT tonight vs Portland.
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Dodging Clingan again I see.
The Blazers are undefeated in 2026.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The Blazers are undefeated in 2026.
Another well timed timeout and the challenge went well too. So really nice game management hy Thiago tonight.
I like the quick timeout here. Obviously you can’t keep burning them but when there’s a 180 degree momentum shift is the right time to me.
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Another well timed timeout and the challenge went well too. So really nice game management hy Thiago tonight.
Donovan has really recovered from having the tough two foul start. Affecting things on both ends. It seems like he’s showing new things on the offensive half almost every game lately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Donovan has really recovered from having the tough two foul start. Affecting things on both ends. It seems like he’s showing new things on the offensive half almost every game lately.
I like the quick timeout here. Obviously you can’t keep burning them but when there’s a 180 degree momentum shift is the right time to me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I like the quick timeout here. Obviously you can’t keep burning them but when there’s a 180 degree momentum shift is the right time to me.
Hate to sound dramatic but this is the kind of start that makes me want to turn the game off. Like holy crap. Lol. I think I’ll just go make a sandwich. Might be cranky because I’m hungry.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hate to sound dramatic but this is the kind of start that makes me want to turn the game off. Like holy crap. Lol. I think I’ll just go make a sandwich. Might be cranky because I’m hungry.
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
Seated for a series finale.
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Seated for a series finale.
Bunny is definitely stressed out.
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Bunny is definitely stressed out.
Celebrating new year by cracking 1993 Skybox Star Trek packs at the neighborhood pub.
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Celebrating new year by cracking 1993 Skybox Star Trek packs at the neighborhood pub.
It’s a disgrace that Shaedon only has two, TWO, 2!!!! Freethrows in this game. Getting bodied every time.
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
It’s a disgrace that Shaedon only has two, TWO, 2!!!! Freethrows in this game. Getting bodied every time.
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Reminder: YOU DO NOT NEED TO SHOOT FIREWORKS OFF ON NYE AND FUCK UP EVERYONE'S PETS!!!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Reminder: YOU DO NOT NEED TO SHOOT FIREWORKS OFF ON NYE AND FUCK UP EVERYONE'S PETS!!!!!!!
Unpopular opinion but being really bad at “play on” costs us about 6-8 points a night. I hate pointing it out but hitting the floor and exaggerating contact or hanging back on a transition is very annoying and harmful.
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Unpopular opinion but being really bad at “play on” costs us about 6-8 points a night. I hate pointing it out but hitting the floor and exaggerating contact or hanging back on a transition is very annoying and harmful.
They owe Shaedon about three makeup calls at this point. And OKC fans are in these streets complaining about our whistle. Foh.
January 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
They owe Shaedon about three makeup calls at this point. And OKC fans are in these streets complaining about our whistle. Foh.
Caleb Love walkoff interview on national streaming. Big game.
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Caleb Love walkoff interview on national streaming. Big game.
Has Jamal Crawford been saying “Shannon Sharpe” all night?
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Has Jamal Crawford been saying “Shannon Sharpe” all night?
Peacock’s NBA coverage doesn’t even tell me how many fouls or timeouts the teams have? I know we got roundball roc back but this is bush league.
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Peacock’s NBA coverage doesn’t even tell me how many fouls or timeouts the teams have? I know we got roundball roc back but this is bush league.