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Repeating my request that @trailblazers.bsky.social make the video and audio from this clip into the intro for every tv and radio broadcast until we have another championship to celebrate.
Okay time to get caught up on The Chair Company.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Okay time to get caught up on The Chair Company.
Get the last shot
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Get the last shot
Three straight misses for Paulo what is life?
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Three straight misses for Paulo what is life?
OMFG
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
OMFG
Great stop. All you can do there is get a stop and come back down and score. Half way there.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Great stop. All you can do there is get a stop and come back down and score. Half way there.
Last five minutes of a close game - we are making some preventable mistakes. Ball control. Finding a good shot in half court. Happened in Miami. Seeing some of it here at the end tonight too.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Last five minutes of a close game - we are making some preventable mistakes. Ball control. Finding a good shot in half court. Happened in Miami. Seeing some of it here at the end tonight too.
Rob Williams has been really helpful tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Rob Williams has been really helpful tonight.
How are we still in this?
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How are we still in this?
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Shaedon made a couple threes. Guess I’ll have to get a whole new personality.
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Shaedon made a couple threes. Guess I’ll have to get a whole new personality.
This isn’t particularly useful to know but it seems like Clingan’s missed threes are always back rim.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This isn’t particularly useful to know but it seems like Clingan’s missed threes are always back rim.
And again…
Shaedon been getting mugged and no calls.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
And again…
We need to be more cognizant of not to foul in the penalty. It’s up partly due to aggressive defend. But our opponents are shooting a ton of free throws.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
We need to be more cognizant of not to foul in the penalty. It’s up partly due to aggressive defend. But our opponents are shooting a ton of free throws.
Calabro is hilarious tonight. Yes I’m a little behind.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Calabro is hilarious tonight. Yes I’m a little behind.
Shaedon been getting mugged and no calls.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Shaedon been getting mugged and no calls.
Nice tribute to Lenny Wilkins by Kevin Calabro on the broadcast. Probably crossed paths with him many being with Seattle all those years.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Nice tribute to Lenny Wilkins by Kevin Calabro on the broadcast. Probably crossed paths with him many being with Seattle all those years.
Check out the 24-hour temperature change in the southern Appalachians today. The Arctic boundary has reached as far south as Atlanta, GA where it’s currently 37 degrees with a wind gusting to the 40s. 🥶
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Check out the 24-hour temperature change in the southern Appalachians today. The Arctic boundary has reached as far south as Atlanta, GA where it’s currently 37 degrees with a wind gusting to the 40s. 🥶
New in this week: Fall shit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
New in this week: Fall shit.
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Those 8 Senate dems (and probably another 10 or so who didn’t have to vote for it) just didn’t want to have any inconveniences for their Thanksgiving travel. Simple as that.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Those 8 Senate dems (and probably another 10 or so who didn’t have to vote for it) just didn’t want to have any inconveniences for their Thanksgiving travel. Simple as that.
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
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She ended up accepting my counter offer and ended up being pretty nice but like small businesses are struggling to exist as it is- treat the ones that treat you well kindly plz 🥺
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
She ended up accepting my counter offer and ended up being pretty nice but like small businesses are struggling to exist as it is- treat the ones that treat you well kindly plz 🥺
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November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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The one who got away.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The one who got away.
Whoops no offense.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Whoops no offense.
Let’s hope the Blazers learned something from the lakers game. Miami injury report just dropped.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Let’s hope the Blazers learned something from the lakers game. Miami injury report just dropped.
Blazer fans know how this hits.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Blazer fans know how this hits.