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Downtown Pdx florist. Going Floral Blog Hubby/Dad Science/Skepticism Blazers/Raiders/Aces. No. 1 reply guy posting too much shit. Black Lives Matter (he/him)
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Repeating my request that @trailblazers.bsky.social make the video and audio from this clip into the intro for every tv and radio broadcast until we have another championship to celebrate.
This is the 500mb pattern modeled by the climate prediction center for November 26th. Most notably it shows a blocking ridge over Alaska, a cold trough over the western CONUS and some ridging in the SE.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is the 500mb pattern modeled by the climate prediction center for November 26th. Most notably it shows a blocking ridge over Alaska, a cold trough over the western CONUS and some ridging in the SE.
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
The Trader Joe’s checker gave me free a free bag of snacks from the impulse buy shelf. My power is growing.
A business contacted me (seems to be legit) and said they are sending me a got card or promo code for $50 because they liked a social post I made about their product. I guess that makes me an influencer now. Lol.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Trader Joe’s checker gave me free a free bag of snacks from the impulse buy shelf. My power is growing.
Man not the start to the half I was looking for. Close to going out sad.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Man not the start to the half I was looking for. Close to going out sad.
One thing that will drive me crazy tonight is if we pass out of open threes against the Houston defense. Can’t do it. And if we don’t send people to the defensive boards. Let’s go!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
One thing that will drive me crazy tonight is if we pass out of open threes against the Houston defense. Can’t do it. And if we don’t send people to the defensive boards. Let’s go!!
We back up.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We back up.
If you want to crown em, then crown their ass!
Very good episode of @weliketheblazers.com with a reference to a classic postgame press conference. My favorite part however is when Denny closes with “we let em off the hook” @brandonmullen.bsky.social @cbergin.bsky.social youtu.be/SWmQbk5h86w?...
Very good episode of @weliketheblazers.com with a reference to a classic postgame press conference. My favorite part however is when Denny closes with “we let em off the hook” @brandonmullen.bsky.social @cbergin.bsky.social youtu.be/SWmQbk5h86w?...
Dennis Green "They are what we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!"
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November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you want to crown em, then crown their ass!
Very good episode of @weliketheblazers.com with a reference to a classic postgame press conference. My favorite part however is when Denny closes with “we let em off the hook” @brandonmullen.bsky.social @cbergin.bsky.social youtu.be/SWmQbk5h86w?...
Very good episode of @weliketheblazers.com with a reference to a classic postgame press conference. My favorite part however is when Denny closes with “we let em off the hook” @brandonmullen.bsky.social @cbergin.bsky.social youtu.be/SWmQbk5h86w?...
I expect tonight to be a big Clingan night. As in big minutes. Houston is huge and rebounds 40% of their own misses so far this season which is a big problem. Reed Sheppard pick and roll is looking good too. Wall off that paint.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I expect tonight to be a big Clingan night. As in big minutes. Houston is huge and rebounds 40% of their own misses so far this season which is a big problem. Reed Sheppard pick and roll is looking good too. Wall off that paint.
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Blazers 2026 Draft Pick Tracker™️:
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
As of right now the Blazers 2026 draft pick:
Could Convey
To the Chicago Bulls to fulfill the 2021 Larry Nance Jr. trade.
LeBron is practicing with South Bay Lakers. Hansen is playing with the Remix at South Bay Sunday. Perhaps he’ll get an opportunity to beat LeBron in a G League matchup. (Kidding)
Details for NBA Today on LeBron James participating in his first full practice and five-on-five session of the Lakers season -- with South Bay in the G League:
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
LeBron is practicing with South Bay Lakers. Hansen is playing with the Remix at South Bay Sunday. Perhaps he’ll get an opportunity to beat LeBron in a G League matchup. (Kidding)
I’m fr like LeBron delivering my flowers smiling through it all.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m fr like LeBron delivering my flowers smiling through it all.
Call me crazy - but I hope we are a good enough team that we were “looking ahead” to Friday’s Cup game at Houston.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Call me crazy - but I hope we are a good enough team that we were “looking ahead” to Friday’s Cup game at Houston.
We, a defensive team, should have no trouble stopping or slowing down a bottom feeder team.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
We, a defensive team, should have no trouble stopping or slowing down a bottom feeder team.
We gotta stop getting cooked by a rookie right now and we’re good.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We gotta stop getting cooked by a rookie right now and we’re good.
Man Shaedon’s explosiveness looks so much better the last two games. That last drive was lightning quick.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Man Shaedon’s explosiveness looks so much better the last two games. That last drive was lightning quick.
I’m sorry but if you’re fighting with Jerami Grant you need to take a long look in the mirror.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m sorry but if you’re fighting with Jerami Grant you need to take a long look in the mirror.
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Another day, another game Sharpe can score over 30 by driving to the rim, and shooting 3s consistently 😎
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Another day, another game Sharpe can score over 30 by driving to the rim, and shooting 3s consistently 😎
Tree is up. The square’s and ours. I’m thinking about doing another one. We used to do three trees here for years.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tree is up. The square’s and ours. I’m thinking about doing another one. We used to do three trees here for years.
A business contacted me (seems to be legit) and said they are sending me a got card or promo code for $50 because they liked a social post I made about their product. I guess that makes me an influencer now. Lol.
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A business contacted me (seems to be legit) and said they are sending me a got card or promo code for $50 because they liked a social post I made about their product. I guess that makes me an influencer now. Lol.
If you happen to have clear skies in your area tonight, go outside and look up. Naked eye Aurora should be visible over roughly the northern half of CONUS. Sadly most of the PNW is socked in with cloud cover.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you happen to have clear skies in your area tonight, go outside and look up. Naked eye Aurora should be visible over roughly the northern half of CONUS. Sadly most of the PNW is socked in with cloud cover.
2 points, 4 turnovers -18 for Ja in 10 minutes so far tonight. Things are going great in Memphis.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
2 points, 4 turnovers -18 for Ja in 10 minutes so far tonight. Things are going great in Memphis.
If you’re coming downtown to see the tree put up tomorrow, weather isn’t looking too bad. Could be dry, or just a light rain at worst. I’m gonna try to put our tree at the flower shop up tomorrow too. Pop in and say hello, we’re just a few blocks up broadway.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you’re coming downtown to see the tree put up tomorrow, weather isn’t looking too bad. Could be dry, or just a light rain at worst. I’m gonna try to put our tree at the flower shop up tomorrow too. Pop in and say hello, we’re just a few blocks up broadway.
Via @marknelsenweather.bsky.social November 11th is the earliest measurable snowfall at PDX dating back to the record being kept there in 1940.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Via @marknelsenweather.bsky.social November 11th is the earliest measurable snowfall at PDX dating back to the record being kept there in 1940.
Pacers City Edition pretty nice.
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Pacers City Edition pretty nice.