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Downtown Pdx florist. Going Floral Blog Hubby/Dad Science/Skepticism Blazers/Raiders/Aces. No. 1 reply guy posting too much shit. Black Lives Matter (he/him)
We back up.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We back up.
I’m fr like LeBron delivering my flowers smiling through it all.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m fr like LeBron delivering my flowers smiling through it all.
Tree is up. The square’s and ours. I’m thinking about doing another one. We used to do three trees here for years.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tree is up. The square’s and ours. I’m thinking about doing another one. We used to do three trees here for years.
If you’re coming downtown to see the tree put up tomorrow, weather isn’t looking too bad. Could be dry, or just a light rain at worst. I’m gonna try to put our tree at the flower shop up tomorrow too. Pop in and say hello, we’re just a few blocks up broadway.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you’re coming downtown to see the tree put up tomorrow, weather isn’t looking too bad. Could be dry, or just a light rain at worst. I’m gonna try to put our tree at the flower shop up tomorrow too. Pop in and say hello, we’re just a few blocks up broadway.
Via @marknelsenweather.bsky.social November 11th is the earliest measurable snowfall at PDX dating back to the record being kept there in 1940.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Via @marknelsenweather.bsky.social November 11th is the earliest measurable snowfall at PDX dating back to the record being kept there in 1940.
Right? Good call. But backup tattoo ideas (if I was ever to get one). Maybe slightly embellished version of these.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Right? Good call. But backup tattoo ideas (if I was ever to get one). Maybe slightly embellished version of these.
Ditto. Today’s choice of mug reminds me of @juliocan2.bsky.social words of wisdom. Blazers vs. everyone.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ditto. Today’s choice of mug reminds me of @juliocan2.bsky.social words of wisdom. Blazers vs. everyone.
Check out the 24-hour temperature change in the southern Appalachians today. The Arctic boundary has reached as far south as Atlanta, GA where it’s currently 37 degrees with a wind gusting to the 40s. 🥶
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Check out the 24-hour temperature change in the southern Appalachians today. The Arctic boundary has reached as far south as Atlanta, GA where it’s currently 37 degrees with a wind gusting to the 40s. 🥶
New in this week: Fall shit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
New in this week: Fall shit.
Let’s hope the Blazers learned something from the lakers game. Miami injury report just dropped.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Let’s hope the Blazers learned something from the lakers game. Miami injury report just dropped.
Blazer fans know how this hits.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Blazer fans know how this hits.
Catching up on some last seasons episodes of The Trail and why is this opening frame so instantly recognizable as Portland? Is it just me? I mean I would bet almost any amount of money that power pole is in Northeast, probably near 42nd & Prescott.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Catching up on some last seasons episodes of The Trail and why is this opening frame so instantly recognizable as Portland? Is it just me? I mean I would bet almost any amount of money that power pole is in Northeast, probably near 42nd & Prescott.
Oh my gob.
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh my gob.
If you’re interested in NBA Cup here’s tonight’s Cup schedule. Obviously the Blazers aren’t playing tonight and are currently 1-0 in cup play with a +2 margin.
The GSW-Denver and HOU-SAS games affects our group. The games are on Prime.
The GSW-Denver and HOU-SAS games affects our group. The games are on Prime.
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you’re interested in NBA Cup here’s tonight’s Cup schedule. Obviously the Blazers aren’t playing tonight and are currently 1-0 in cup play with a +2 margin.
The GSW-Denver and HOU-SAS games affects our group. The games are on Prime.
The GSW-Denver and HOU-SAS games affects our group. The games are on Prime.
I ate a healthy breakfast but it’s been all downhill from there.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I ate a healthy breakfast but it’s been all downhill from there.
Our boys on the @thethirdbench.bsky.social on TV!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Our boys on the @thethirdbench.bsky.social on TV!!!
Our lord and savior Duop Reath
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Our lord and savior Duop Reath
These cells are producing tons of lighting and multiple water spouts. Short term high resolution models show 1:00 into early evening being the most likely to see any sort of severe weather.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
These cells are producing tons of lighting and multiple water spouts. Short term high resolution models show 1:00 into early evening being the most likely to see any sort of severe weather.
A dynamic afternoon is shaping up. Some pretty energetic storm cells offshore working their way our direction.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A dynamic afternoon is shaping up. Some pretty energetic storm cells offshore working their way our direction.
Also a chance of tornado(s) in the green shaded area indicates a 2-5% chance of a tornado within 25 miles.
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Also a chance of tornado(s) in the green shaded area indicates a 2-5% chance of a tornado within 25 miles.
Thunderstorms could be embedded in squall lines passing through our area Wednesday. NWS Storm Prediction Center has us under a marginal risk for severe thunderstorms.
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Thunderstorms could be embedded in squall lines passing through our area Wednesday. NWS Storm Prediction Center has us under a marginal risk for severe thunderstorms.