Jacqueline
@upuque.bsky.social
Portland, Oregon. Big Brother enthusiast. INFP. Spoonie. NBA. Blazers. RipCity. Tired. She/her.
Do y’all think if this chubby squirrel is eating the mushrooms growing in the lawn that means that I should try eating them?? (I would obviously never, but here’s a chubby squirrel eating lawn mushrooms 😘)
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Do y’all think if this chubby squirrel is eating the mushrooms growing in the lawn that means that I should try eating them?? (I would obviously never, but here’s a chubby squirrel eating lawn mushrooms 😘)
I’ve also been on a mission to match this paint color. This paint is on cabinets in the garage & is the original from when the house was bought. My mom finds it cringe, but I like it. I was rained in the other day & was literally weighing out paint color combos to try to match it 🫣 #QueProblems
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’ve also been on a mission to match this paint color. This paint is on cabinets in the garage & is the original from when the house was bought. My mom finds it cringe, but I like it. I was rained in the other day & was literally weighing out paint color combos to try to match it 🫣 #QueProblems
Apparently I’m an exterior painter now, too. The paint is peeling on parts of the house so I’ve been trying to fix it & I discovered the color of the house when my mom bought it (in 1974). The yellow & green is the original
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Apparently I’m an exterior painter now, too. The paint is peeling on parts of the house so I’ve been trying to fix it & I discovered the color of the house when my mom bought it (in 1974). The yellow & green is the original
In other news, lately I’ve been waking up with my fingers painfully stuck in this position for a while. They eventually uncurl, but it’s not amazing #QueProblems (I’ve blacked out my sad fingernails for your protection)
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In other news, lately I’ve been waking up with my fingers painfully stuck in this position for a while. They eventually uncurl, but it’s not amazing #QueProblems (I’ve blacked out my sad fingernails for your protection)
Rodent in the tree stump update via screenshots from my group chat #QueProblems
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Rodent in the tree stump update via screenshots from my group chat #QueProblems
You guyyyssss 😭😭😭😭 My phone just showed me a pic of my Walter as a tiny baby & this is how he made me love him & tolerate him as an big bulky bully 🥹 #Cats #GingerCats
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You guyyyssss 😭😭😭😭 My phone just showed me a pic of my Walter as a tiny baby & this is how he made me love him & tolerate him as an big bulky bully 🥹 #Cats #GingerCats
Also, I would like everyone to know that I was still outside digging up roots in this bullshit. IDK how to accept that this is a years long issue and not a task I can just work through in a matter of weeks/months 😭 #QueProblems
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Also, I would like everyone to know that I was still outside digging up roots in this bullshit. IDK how to accept that this is a years long issue and not a task I can just work through in a matter of weeks/months 😭 #QueProblems
Speaking of, I dug this one up yesterday. I spent weeks digging up all the vines, but these roots are whole assholes #QueProblems
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Speaking of, I dug this one up yesterday. I spent weeks digging up all the vines, but these roots are whole assholes #QueProblems
It’s even possible to incorporate a beanie! 😆 Good curl days are the best & yours look excellent! 👏
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s even possible to incorporate a beanie! 😆 Good curl days are the best & yours look excellent! 👏
Also, Que has taken out this much bamboo. I also have no idea what to do with all of this (most of what I pulled out was also dead & the chainsaw doesn’t work well on bamboo bc it just shreds) AND! I still have mountains of ivy stems hanging around, and my arms are extra numb now #QueProblems
October 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Also, Que has taken out this much bamboo. I also have no idea what to do with all of this (most of what I pulled out was also dead & the chainsaw doesn’t work well on bamboo bc it just shreds) AND! I still have mountains of ivy stems hanging around, and my arms are extra numb now #QueProblems
The old tree finally came down. That bitch was ded dead. #QueProblems
October 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The old tree finally came down. That bitch was ded dead. #QueProblems
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I meant to share this the other night. I’ll be nice & not tag anyone this time. xoxoxo
October 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I meant to share this the other night. I’ll be nice & not tag anyone this time. xoxoxo
🤣🤣🤣🤣
IDK if Mrs. Robertson is more or less strange to me than Sarge. Maybe they knew this was the face of a bossy man?
IDK if Mrs. Robertson is more or less strange to me than Sarge. Maybe they knew this was the face of a bossy man?
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
IDK if Mrs. Robertson is more or less strange to me than Sarge. Maybe they knew this was the face of a bossy man?
IDK if Mrs. Robertson is more or less strange to me than Sarge. Maybe they knew this was the face of a bossy man?
I also found some ENORMOUS blackberry stalks! They were largely hidden amongst the bamboo, and some of them were probably 20 feet tall 😳
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I also found some ENORMOUS blackberry stalks! They were largely hidden amongst the bamboo, and some of them were probably 20 feet tall 😳
She’s had bamboo growing in both corners of her yard & the neighbor on one side kept complaining about it so she killed it & now there’s just a sad bamboo graveyard there. It had to be cut down & repeatedly poisoned
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
She’s had bamboo growing in both corners of her yard & the neighbor on one side kept complaining about it so she killed it & now there’s just a sad bamboo graveyard there. It had to be cut down & repeatedly poisoned
Yep! My mom has had bamboo growing in her backyard forever. It spreads & can feed off the underground/low ground growth
October 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yep! My mom has had bamboo growing in her backyard forever. It spreads & can feed off the underground/low ground growth
Have y’all ever seen how bamboo spreads? They have rhizomes that grow horizontally in the ground. Spiny lookin MFs. Fascinating.
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Have y’all ever seen how bamboo spreads? They have rhizomes that grow horizontally in the ground. Spiny lookin MFs. Fascinating.
You basically said this:
October 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You basically said this:
What we uncovered in mom’s garage today. A sticker on Que’s filing cabinet. Remember when Bob Dole was the super old guy in politics??
October 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
What we uncovered in mom’s garage today. A sticker on Que’s filing cabinet. Remember when Bob Dole was the super old guy in politics??
You can see it on the back of the couch 😆 I had to get a new one bc he totally stole mine. He *loved* his tiny soft toys and blankies 🥰
September 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
You can see it on the back of the couch 😆 I had to get a new one bc he totally stole mine. He *loved* his tiny soft toys and blankies 🥰