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Dylan Thomas would be so pleased to know that I never go gentle into that good night and that I rage, rage at least 90% of the time, generally speaking.
October 6, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Dylan Thomas would be so pleased to know that I never go gentle into that good night and that I rage, rage at least 90% of the time, generally speaking.
Daydreamer, because nights are for terrors.
October 3, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Daydreamer, because nights are for terrors.
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You’re a perfectly broken piece of art 💞
October 2, 2023 at 12:52 PM
You’re a perfectly broken piece of art 💞
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Her: I wish you’d grow up.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
September 30, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Her: I wish you’d grow up.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
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Dozing off to the soothing sounds of Forensic Files narrator Peter Thomas talking about trilobal carpet fibers and spent 22-caliber shell casings
September 30, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Dozing off to the soothing sounds of Forensic Files narrator Peter Thomas talking about trilobal carpet fibers and spent 22-caliber shell casings
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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up
September 27, 2023 at 12:05 PM
A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up
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You have no idea how much the most damaged people pretend the most they're okay. They don't trust anyone anymore.
September 30, 2023 at 2:55 PM
You have no idea how much the most damaged people pretend the most they're okay. They don't trust anyone anymore.
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I’m worthwhile trouble
September 30, 2023 at 3:46 PM
I’m worthwhile trouble
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Me: do people with no internal monologue have nothing to post here...?
Internal monologue: Look - a squirrel! *Ghostbusters theme kicks in*
Internal monologue: Look - a squirrel! *Ghostbusters theme kicks in*
September 30, 2023 at 11:33 AM
Me: do people with no internal monologue have nothing to post here...?
Internal monologue: Look - a squirrel! *Ghostbusters theme kicks in*
Internal monologue: Look - a squirrel! *Ghostbusters theme kicks in*
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Boy math:
1- inches - willy
2 inches - prick
3 inches - pecker
4 inches - penis
5 inches - dick
6 inches - cock
7 inches - dong
8 inches - hog
9+ inches - schlong
1- inches - willy
2 inches - prick
3 inches - pecker
4 inches - penis
5 inches - dick
6 inches - cock
7 inches - dong
8 inches - hog
9+ inches - schlong
September 30, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Boy math:
1- inches - willy
2 inches - prick
3 inches - pecker
4 inches - penis
5 inches - dick
6 inches - cock
7 inches - dong
8 inches - hog
9+ inches - schlong
1- inches - willy
2 inches - prick
3 inches - pecker
4 inches - penis
5 inches - dick
6 inches - cock
7 inches - dong
8 inches - hog
9+ inches - schlong
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One day you're punk rock, the next you're "noodling" on something unironically
September 28, 2023 at 9:11 PM
One day you're punk rock, the next you're "noodling" on something unironically
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Feinstein really heard about the gov’t shut down and took it personally
September 29, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Feinstein really heard about the gov’t shut down and took it personally
Proof of life. Rough few weeks friends, but I'm here. Lost my mom, family drama, and an unexpected emergency surgery. Only up from here!
It better be anyway.
It better be anyway.
September 30, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Proof of life. Rough few weeks friends, but I'm here. Lost my mom, family drama, and an unexpected emergency surgery. Only up from here!
It better be anyway.
It better be anyway.
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A welcome mat is a gateway rug.
July 18, 2023 at 2:45 AM
A welcome mat is a gateway rug.
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If being wrong is wrong, then I don’t want to be right
September 23, 2023 at 4:36 PM
If being wrong is wrong, then I don’t want to be right
Always judging.
September 22, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Always judging.
Alive, or something like it.
September 22, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Alive, or something like it.
Jesus Christ, just put your hand in my pants already.
*closest to religion I'll ever get
*closest to religion I'll ever get
September 21, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Jesus Christ, just put your hand in my pants already.
*closest to religion I'll ever get
*closest to religion I'll ever get
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Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here. I just have no idea what they are.
September 20, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here. I just have no idea what they are.
Take me down to the paradise city...or whatever GNR said. Just get me outta here.
September 21, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Take me down to the paradise city...or whatever GNR said. Just get me outta here.