Take care everyone! I'm gonna lock myself out of this account for a while. Will still be here on my other account.
April 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Take care everyone! I'm gonna lock myself out of this account for a while. Will still be here on my other account.
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the key thing to understand is that the primary reason that venture capitalists turned hard right-wing is that MeToo removed the only thing they care about: the ability to rape their subordinates
I've spent an uncomfortable amount of time trying to figure out why that video triggers those losers so much and I still can't get my head around it. I've heard podcasts (okay one segment on a podcast) about it. Watched videos. Scrutinized posts. I'm still totally confused.
April 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the key thing to understand is that the primary reason that venture capitalists turned hard right-wing is that MeToo removed the only thing they care about: the ability to rape their subordinates
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i keep thinking about this
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i keep thinking about this
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
I'm thinking that, back in the day, wood barrels were basically discarded packaging that you could find in any back alley. Nowadays, I think the closest thing would be a cardboard box.
Derek, are there any contemporary alternatives to a traditional oak barrel (hdpe, aluminum?) that you'd recommend?
April 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm thinking that, back in the day, wood barrels were basically discarded packaging that you could find in any back alley. Nowadays, I think the closest thing would be a cardboard box.
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Wisconsin hates Elon so much it could be one of his kids.
April 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Wisconsin hates Elon so much it could be one of his kids.
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The earth rotates 90 degrees every six hours.
What if the Earth rotated 90 degrees?
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with MinuteEarth!
youtu.be/WH4g1ptJ-70
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with MinuteEarth!
youtu.be/WH4g1ptJ-70
What if the Earth rotated 90 degrees?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
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April 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The earth rotates 90 degrees every six hours.
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
I guess Putin just figured out why he's been getting nothing but press releases on his Signal for the past month.
March 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I guess Putin just figured out why he's been getting nothing but press releases on his Signal for the past month.
The only way this is going to end: "After all this forced labor, I, for one, could use a nice shower."
In retrospect, I probably should’ve written about Trump’s secret plan to send journalist to the camps instead of holding it back for my book
February 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The only way this is going to end: "After all this forced labor, I, for one, could use a nice shower."
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Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
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November 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
Same here
I will fight them with knives.
No matter what happens in the election, I'm worried that there's going to be a big push from mainstream media/pundits/etc. to get Dems to turn on trans people.
November 5, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Same here
What is up with that *black* MAGA hat? Was that the idea of the same campaign aide who came up with the garbage man cosplay?
Trump on his second term: "It'll be nasty a little bit at times, and maybe at the beginning in particular"
November 5, 2024 at 1:44 AM
What is up with that *black* MAGA hat? Was that the idea of the same campaign aide who came up with the garbage man cosplay?
I would love the October Surprise to have been that JD Vance's fursona is a squirrel, also named peanut.
Maybe we could get the Right to give a shit about police abuse and misconduct by having human beings dress as squirrels.
November 4, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I would love the October Surprise to have been that JD Vance's fursona is a squirrel, also named peanut.
After running this Harris ad, I think NBC owes Trump an additional 60 seconds of airtime.
November 4, 2024 at 5:17 AM
After running this Harris ad, I think NBC owes Trump an additional 60 seconds of airtime.
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no evidence whatsoever that you’re capable of perceiving reality undistorted from the aesthetic radicalism you mistake for ideology
November 3, 2024 at 3:14 PM
no evidence whatsoever that you’re capable of perceiving reality undistorted from the aesthetic radicalism you mistake for ideology
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my body is a temple but it's one of those old abandoned temples with monkeys all over the place and an unidentifiable stain on the steps
my body is not a temple.
it is a shirley temple.
don't worry, i spiked it with vodka.
it is a shirley temple.
don't worry, i spiked it with vodka.
November 3, 2024 at 4:19 PM
my body is a temple but it's one of those old abandoned temples with monkeys all over the place and an unidentifiable stain on the steps
New rule: Any media outlet that ran the Dukakis tank photo is morally obligated to run this one with the same prominence.
October 31, 2024 at 12:50 AM
New rule: Any media outlet that ran the Dukakis tank photo is morally obligated to run this one with the same prominence.
@kenwhite.bsky.social I'm guessing human trafficking is going to be an issue on this weeks podcast.
October 31, 2024 at 12:45 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social I'm guessing human trafficking is going to be an issue on this weeks podcast.
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he looks like someone put an inflatable sex doll on a road flagging crew
October 31, 2024 at 12:06 AM
he looks like someone put an inflatable sex doll on a road flagging crew
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arguing about AI training data copyright ethics and all that jazz presupposes that I am interested in doing any of that level of thinking about their toys. They can't train on my stuff because it's my stuff and I don't want them to have it, the end, I don't need another reason
October 22, 2024 at 4:16 PM
arguing about AI training data copyright ethics and all that jazz presupposes that I am interested in doing any of that level of thinking about their toys. They can't train on my stuff because it's my stuff and I don't want them to have it, the end, I don't need another reason