I believe the newspeak would be PreCrimeThink.
April 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I believe the newspeak would be PreCrimeThink.
How many more stamps does Judge Xinis need on her card before she joins the "Long Suffering Club™"?
April 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How many more stamps does Judge Xinis need on her card before she joins the "Long Suffering Club™"?
Why would you be friends with someone like that? I could maybe see “friends with benefits,” but only if the benefits were *amazing*.
April 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why would you be friends with someone like that? I could maybe see “friends with benefits,” but only if the benefits were *amazing*.
How did Trump capitulate to China? Last I heard that tariff remained at 125%? Or did something new happen in the last 5 minutes?
April 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
How did Trump capitulate to China? Last I heard that tariff remained at 125%? Or did something new happen in the last 5 minutes?
Squad of police is way better disincentive to shopppers than picketers.
April 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Squad of police is way better disincentive to shopppers than picketers.
Gitmo? What do you think this is, 2001?
April 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Gitmo? What do you think this is, 2001?
I hear he ran into some pretty gruff billygoats over the weekend.
April 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I hear he ran into some pretty gruff billygoats over the weekend.
What’s your money in now? Cash, euros, gold, ammo…?
April 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What’s your money in now? Cash, euros, gold, ammo…?
That would mean they were all Michael Meyers!
April 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
That would mean they were all Michael Meyers!
And leaves a little message on the bill to that effect
April 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
And leaves a little message on the bill to that effect
This ends with the US becoming the fourth constituent country of the Kingdom of Denmark, doesn’t it?
April 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This ends with the US becoming the fourth constituent country of the Kingdom of Denmark, doesn’t it?
As LBJ once said, "I just wanna hear the sonofabitch deny it."
April 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
As LBJ once said, "I just wanna hear the sonofabitch deny it."