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Fixed it! #autopen #glasshouses
Trump's new presidential walk of fame in the White House. Replacing the picture of Joe Biden as an autopen flanked by two pictures of Trump are, from left to right, Trump's birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein, Biden's official photo, and the Sharpiegate hurricane map.
September 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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“Syme had vanished. A morning came, and he was missing from work: a few thoughtless people commented on his absence. On the next day nobody mentioned him. On the third day Winston went into the vestibule of the Records Department to look at the notice board. One of the notices carried a printed list of the members of the Chess Committee, of whom Syme had been one. It looked almost exactly as it had looked before—nothing had been crossed out—but it was one name shorter. It was enough. Syme had ceased to exist: he had never existed.” Excerpt From 1984 George Orwell
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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A laser beheading device from the comic The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service.
April 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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(He's referring to the MyPillow ad on the right.)
MyPillow ad offering "Standards" pillows for $14.88.
November 5, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist.-Robert Jones Jr.
November 4, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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A two-seater self-driving tax?
Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall in a two seat self-driving taxi with a fake plastic driver. Caption: "You're in a JONNYCAB"
October 14, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Dinesh D'Souza getting pantsed on the steps of the Capitol!
Buzz Lightyear gesturing off into the distance while Woody looks worried. Caption: "IMAGINE...."
October 14, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Apparently the Rapture only affects actual billionaires.
Photo of Elon Musk on stage with Donald Trump. Musk is leaping into the air for some reason. Rick Wilson has captioned the photo “The Rapture is here.”
October 7, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Bring it
William Tecumseh Sherman
September 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Mad Max as a “blood bag” strapped to the front of a car in Fury Road.
September 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Mmmm Tide Pods...
Homer Simpson drooling, with a dreamy look in his eyes
September 23, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Choosing my followers on the new bot social media platform like
Gypsy, Crow, Joel and Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theatre 3000
September 18, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Also, The Joker peaked with his appearance on Letterman in The Dark Knight Returns
Joker: I'm going to kill everyone in this room. Letterman: Now that's darn rude.
September 15, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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There is only one Joker
Cesar Romero as The Joker (1966)
September 15, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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I said "Blow my erection," not "Blow my election!"
Trump and Laura Loomer at some golf course
September 14, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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Actually this is currently my primary fidget toy substitute
Tiny USB thumb drive with USB A and C plugs at opposite ends, and a plastic cover that you can hold and rotate the metal part with.
September 14, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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My little fidget cube is *much* smaller than an official Antsy Labs fidget cube.
Small gray fidget cube next to an all-black Antsy Labs fidget cube. The sides of the small cube are maybe 75% as big, so the overall volume is about 1/3 to 1/4 of a regular-sized cube.
September 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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My first fidget cube was a small knock-off I found in a toy store. Perfect for putting in my pocket. I've never been able to find one like it again.
Small gray fidget cube held between thumb and index finger
September 11, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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Poster for the Adult Swim show Superjail
September 11, 2024 at 6:09 AM
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"Fear not sir, for I have the cunning concepts of a plan."
Balderick from Blackadder
September 11, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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Hillary won, but Kamala busted him up.
Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation saying "I busted him up".
September 11, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Guardian article with photo of Trump and headline “They’re eating the cats”
September 11, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Darth Vader about to throw Emperor Palpatine to his death, with Vader labeled as "Cheney" and Palpatine labeled as "Trump"
September 7, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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Some of his other works:
Socialist-Realist-style Cosmopolitan magazine cover Durex condom ad featuring Stalin
September 5, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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Shoe
Tim Pool with a shoe on his head
September 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM