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26 | she/her
big nerd
blåhaj enthusiast
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you can always just make up stupider and funnier rumors about yourself
January 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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This is incorrect. Brutalism is concretized awesomeness with an adeptness for form manipulation, material honesty, and bad ass interiors.
I once read someone describe Brutalism as "concretized anxiety" and that summed up how I felt about it perfectly.
January 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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carefully and lovingly trying to de-millenial-ify my bluesky feed by blocking every account that uses punctuation. i think it's working
January 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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wow there is a second Brünnhilde cat picture and it’s even better
January 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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This one is very good and goes for way more than dollars. A great way to get a little more intuitive about large numbers.
The difference between $1 Million and $1 Billion is about $1Billion
December 29, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
December 29, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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When you accidentally buy a misery machine…
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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This one is very “we all know it but constantly forget it.”
Words are made up.
December 29, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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taxonomical charts are a hobby of mind so i am of course reminded of the greatest taxonomical chart i've ever made
December 29, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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if you follow 10k+ people your account should just automatically get nuked. no good reason to ever do that
December 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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One of my favorite examples of testing woo beliefs was letting someone who says they can "feel radio waves" "accidentally" see the WiFi router lights being on or off during part of test.

Except that wasn't the actual WiFi, which was on the whole time. They could not tell.

(Cant find citation tho)
December 30, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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if this ever happens to you, the best thing to do is to reply-all with "please do not send any more emails" so that everyone knows not to send them. in order to make sure everyone sees this message you may need to re-send it every three to five minutes
A student somehow accidentally emailed the entire NYU faculty and the reply-all carnage is like a freeway pile-up
December 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 12:01 PM
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Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.
December 17, 2024 at 10:11 AM
good christmas party haul tonight
December 17, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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oh wow
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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video game hermit who lives alone in the wilderness: nay, i haven't been to the village in many years. tis a full 36 seconds of walking from here
November 28, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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This shit is straight up whacky
November 28, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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is it working-class-coded for me to only have 5 billion dollars?
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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Happy 4th of july to all my American followers 🇺🇸 🫡
November 28, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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This is what I was doing one month ago on Bluesky. I feel like the vibes have already shifted dramatically since then…
Well, this is the worst thing I’ve ever made…
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 AM