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caroline
@uncalivable.bsky.social
new orleans, louisiana
severance season 2 episode 3 spoilers without context
January 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
went to the pool yesterday
January 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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Jimmy Carter lived just long enough to experience The Rizzler.
December 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
okay i am generally not a fan of ai. it's spooky and i think it's pushing us in the wrong direction

but chat gpt lets you have conversations with santa now. SANTA. ai santa called me "my dear" and i gotta say i was on the brink of tearing up a little
December 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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December 18, 2024 at 11:25 PM
"home alone or christmas vacation?"

neither. my favorite christmas movie is
December 12, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
every final fantasy game is like

ur a dude in a cool outfit fightin freaky lil dudes

until jk this is actually about politics

wait no actually jk again you're really here to Kill God
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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The NYPD has discovered a 2nd backpack filled with cannolis
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
HELL YEAH
December 9, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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The idea of a Luigi Mangione implies there's a Waluigi Mangione.
December 9, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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the dead UHC CEO won’t see your jokes making light of his murder, but other CEOs could

🤠
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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there's sort of an inverted bell curve effect with websites where you can buy stuff, where' there's Normal Store like target or whatever, and then a lot of stuff where it sketches you out, and then there's a website that is so incredibly bad that it's obviously the Most Legit Specialist Company Ever
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
just found out the kilby girl band is american. and to add insult to injury, they're from utah. can't believe they'd lie to me like that
December 5, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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live love let the bodies hit the floor
November 25, 2024 at 1:14 PM
some tourists were standing at the blue bikes looking confused

me: y'all need help?
them: could you lower the seat?
me: you use the lever like this
them: actually could you make it a little higher?
me: uh sure
them: a bit higher than that

Do you want me to kiss your fucking feet while I'm here??
November 25, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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…i should call him 🥺
November 25, 2024 at 4:08 AM
why is this news; this is a universal experience
November 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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We almost got a thirst trap reply guy as AG.
November 25, 2024 at 4:28 PM
me and who
Your mother and I met thanks to a starter pack called badass shitposters
November 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM