UmbreonMessiah
@umbreonmessiah.bsky.social
38, They/Them
Philosophy B.A.
Certified Pharmacy Assistant
Canadian that re-absorbed their own Canadian Goose. Grumpy 24/7.
Keep the love alive!
Philosophy B.A.
Certified Pharmacy Assistant
Canadian that re-absorbed their own Canadian Goose. Grumpy 24/7.
Keep the love alive!
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Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
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I've known this guy my whole life
February 17, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I've known this guy my whole life
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“The playing field is poised to become a lot more competitive, and businesses that don’t deploy cocaine to help them innovate in everything they do will be at a disadvantage,” says Paul Daugherty, Chief Technology and Innovation Officer at Accenture.
Hey, it works!
Hey, it works!
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
“The playing field is poised to become a lot more competitive, and businesses that don’t deploy cocaine to help them innovate in everything they do will be at a disadvantage,” says Paul Daugherty, Chief Technology and Innovation Officer at Accenture.
Hey, it works!
Hey, it works!
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This is a big moment! I never imagined I'd release a game that would be out on consoles, but here we are.
I'd appreciate a little love and re-skeets if you're willing -- Vampire Therapist has changed my life but it's a tough sell of a game sometimes, therapy being a scary thing for many!
I'd appreciate a little love and re-skeets if you're willing -- Vampire Therapist has changed my life but it's a tough sell of a game sometimes, therapy being a scary thing for many!
🩸Vampire Therapist🩸 is officially available for Nintendo and Playstation consoles, with Xbox following on March 5.
It's the cure for 2026 you never knew you needed! Please spread the word! 🦇
Links below.
It's the cure for 2026 you never knew you needed! Please spread the word! 🦇
Links below.
February 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This is a big moment! I never imagined I'd release a game that would be out on consoles, but here we are.
I'd appreciate a little love and re-skeets if you're willing -- Vampire Therapist has changed my life but it's a tough sell of a game sometimes, therapy being a scary thing for many!
I'd appreciate a little love and re-skeets if you're willing -- Vampire Therapist has changed my life but it's a tough sell of a game sometimes, therapy being a scary thing for many!
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My illustrations celebrating Nancy Drew entering the public domain
February 17, 2026 at 1:29 PM
My illustrations celebrating Nancy Drew entering the public domain
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Finally made my persona/self-insert character! Meet Spindle <3 (an elfling)
February 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Finally made my persona/self-insert character! Meet Spindle <3 (an elfling)
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date with the director~
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
date with the director~
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it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan
Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel
Discord is "experimenting" with an age authentication vendor whose major investors include Thiel's Founders Fund.
www.pcgamer.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan
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Won't lie? Getting LilyPichu as Chibi-Usa is definitely going to inform how I write the little gremlin.
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Won't lie? Getting LilyPichu as Chibi-Usa is definitely going to inform how I write the little gremlin.
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February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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So cool that Keir Starmer the Queer Harmer enables the cultural genocide of trans people while at the same cuddling and rewarding one of Epstein’s pets.
Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.
Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.
February 11, 2026 at 12:18 PM
So cool that Keir Starmer the Queer Harmer enables the cultural genocide of trans people while at the same cuddling and rewarding one of Epstein’s pets.
Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.
Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.
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Needlefelted a Spheal last night and promoted @sphealposting.bsky.social to others.
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Needlefelted a Spheal last night and promoted @sphealposting.bsky.social to others.
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
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Layoffs directly after launch is a normalized part of the dev cycle. But who's responsible for that? Not the actual game workers.
It's time we take our power back.
uvw-cwa.org
It's time we take our power back.
uvw-cwa.org
UVW-CWA
United Videogame Workers, a game industry-wide union for North America!
uvw-cwa.org
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Layoffs directly after launch is a normalized part of the dev cycle. But who's responsible for that? Not the actual game workers.
It's time we take our power back.
uvw-cwa.org
It's time we take our power back.
uvw-cwa.org
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"The only thing more powerful than hate is love." - Bad Bunny
Amen to that. Let's keep that love going for everyone throughout this year & beyond! Have a wonderful, safe week, ya'll! 💖🎶🇵🇷🏳️🌈🤗
Amen to that. Let's keep that love going for everyone throughout this year & beyond! Have a wonderful, safe week, ya'll! 💖🎶🇵🇷🏳️🌈🤗
a girl is covering her face with a heart shaped object .
ALT: a girl is covering her face with a heart shaped object .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
"The only thing more powerful than hate is love." - Bad Bunny
Amen to that. Let's keep that love going for everyone throughout this year & beyond! Have a wonderful, safe week, ya'll! 💖🎶🇵🇷🏳️🌈🤗
Amen to that. Let's keep that love going for everyone throughout this year & beyond! Have a wonderful, safe week, ya'll! 💖🎶🇵🇷🏳️🌈🤗
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Digital asbestos.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Digital asbestos.
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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spending a decade on a game, and putting stuff like this on record, to then lay off 80 people THREE WEEKS AFTER RELEASE is out of control
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
spending a decade on a game, and putting stuff like this on record, to then lay off 80 people THREE WEEKS AFTER RELEASE is out of control
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Mission Inconceivable - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"You keep using that word, and yes, I believe it applicable to our current situation."
"Thank you. I take pride in cromulent word usage."
#egscomics #webcomics
"You keep using that word, and yes, I believe it applicable to our current situation."
"Thank you. I take pride in cromulent word usage."
#egscomics #webcomics
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Mission Inconceivable - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"You keep using that word, and yes, I believe it applicable to our current situation."
"Thank you. I take pride in cromulent word usage."
#egscomics #webcomics
"You keep using that word, and yes, I believe it applicable to our current situation."
"Thank you. I take pride in cromulent word usage."
#egscomics #webcomics
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February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol
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Cybersix sketch 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Cybersix sketch 🥰
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Shout out to all the folks dropping some lovely in-depth answers and discussions about the meaning, homages, and easter eggs in Bad Bunny’s performance for curious non Spanish speakers. And being so patient with the questions people are asking.
That’s rad as hell.
That’s rad as hell.
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Shout out to all the folks dropping some lovely in-depth answers and discussions about the meaning, homages, and easter eggs in Bad Bunny’s performance for curious non Spanish speakers. And being so patient with the questions people are asking.
That’s rad as hell.
That’s rad as hell.