Le Jocqueur
@typee.bsky.social
are you a bad enough dude to publish short fiction in online magazines?
not sure if he counts as a "celebrity" but the first and only time I ever gambled, on my 21st birthday, I put a few bucks on a horse race and the race announcer was Bob Nastanovich (ex-Pavement / Silver Jews)
July 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
not sure if he counts as a "celebrity" but the first and only time I ever gambled, on my 21st birthday, I put a few bucks on a horse race and the race announcer was Bob Nastanovich (ex-Pavement / Silver Jews)
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censored again - "misunderestimation"
May 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
censored again - "misunderestimation"
the next pope should have a ponytail and a ball python and a couple of katanas.
May 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
the next pope should have a ponytail and a ball python and a couple of katanas.
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the government has announced three new bodily functions. here's what you need to know: 👇🧵
April 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the government has announced three new bodily functions. here's what you need to know: 👇🧵
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Loud wet lube sounds echoing down the hall when I'm alone at home and I'm freaking out because this is a dryjacking house
April 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Loud wet lube sounds echoing down the hall when I'm alone at home and I'm freaking out because this is a dryjacking house
guy who transcribes his kid's name into Norse runes and gets it tattooed accidentally invokes a spell that makes each of his teeth turn alive
April 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
guy who transcribes his kid's name into Norse runes and gets it tattooed accidentally invokes a spell that makes each of his teeth turn alive
Thief is a movie about how cool it is to use Devices. every time there's a Device onscreen it's the main thing, often the only thing in the frame
for a long time, I used to watch the first 10 minutes of Thief almost every day - an incredibly gorgeous and oddly soothing sequence. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIn...
April 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Thief is a movie about how cool it is to use Devices. every time there's a Device onscreen it's the main thing, often the only thing in the frame
thinking about the ambiguities of the word "maul". how many times does an animal have to bite you before it counts as being "mauled"? two bites? three? what if they're little ones? does the animal have to bite *and* scratch you? do you have to be knocked prone?
April 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
thinking about the ambiguities of the word "maul". how many times does an animal have to bite you before it counts as being "mauled"? two bites? three? what if they're little ones? does the animal have to bite *and* scratch you? do you have to be knocked prone?
this expression is immediately and universally recognized as "caught with dick in something dicks don't traditionally go into"
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
this expression is immediately and universally recognized as "caught with dick in something dicks don't traditionally go into"
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*guy with the mandate of heaven voice* hey
February 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
*guy with the mandate of heaven voice* hey
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acab includes ministries of defence. futurism is the torment nexus product development pipeline
UK Ministry of Defence enlists sci-fi writers to prepare for dystopian futures
UK Ministry of Defence enlists sci-fi writers to prepare for dystopian futures
Imaginations of science fiction community used to help policymakers prepare for potential crises in Britain
It’s a scenario that would make Tesla’s founder, Elon Musk, shudder: a future where self-driving cars are the norm but a catastrophic electronic…
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
acab includes ministries of defence. futurism is the torment nexus product development pipeline
Now playing: ZENO OF INTEREST, about a man approaching a moral reckoning of his complicity in the brutal machinery of fascism, but eternally an infinitestimal degree removed from it
January 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Now playing: ZENO OF INTEREST, about a man approaching a moral reckoning of his complicity in the brutal machinery of fascism, but eternally an infinitestimal degree removed from it
JERRY: "Man can do what he wills, but he cannot will what he wills."
GEORGE: Pshh. I can.
J: You can will what you will??
G: Yyyyyup.
J: If you can will what you will, why do you will what YOU will?
G: I will to will to will it.
J: Prove it! Will something different!
G: I will!!
GEORGE: Pshh. I can.
J: You can will what you will??
G: Yyyyyup.
J: If you can will what you will, why do you will what YOU will?
G: I will to will to will it.
J: Prove it! Will something different!
G: I will!!
January 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
JERRY: "Man can do what he wills, but he cannot will what he wills."
GEORGE: Pshh. I can.
J: You can will what you will??
G: Yyyyyup.
J: If you can will what you will, why do you will what YOU will?
G: I will to will to will it.
J: Prove it! Will something different!
G: I will!!
GEORGE: Pshh. I can.
J: You can will what you will??
G: Yyyyyup.
J: If you can will what you will, why do you will what YOU will?
G: I will to will to will it.
J: Prove it! Will something different!
G: I will!!
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When a menu says “select a protein,” I feel like I should be wearing gray coveralls and finding a table that lets me sit with my back to the telescreen
November 18, 2024 at 7:07 PM
When a menu says “select a protein,” I feel like I should be wearing gray coveralls and finding a table that lets me sit with my back to the telescreen
Can I spell "icup"? hmmm can I get an etymology please? part of speech? can you please use it in a sentence?
November 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Can I spell "icup"? hmmm can I get an etymology please? part of speech? can you please use it in a sentence?
anything good on here yet?
September 17, 2024 at 11:49 PM
anything good on here yet?
extraordinarily @georgialux.bsky.social coded
March 9, 2024 at 9:57 PM
extraordinarily @georgialux.bsky.social coded
need a hot woman to cut up my food for me
February 26, 2024 at 2:28 PM
need a hot woman to cut up my food for me
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Smoking the shit they have in the blue zone.
February 4, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Smoking the shit they have in the blue zone.
fucking gone off the rooibos
January 27, 2024 at 7:27 PM
fucking gone off the rooibos
I said I thought dunking food in beverages was gross
what’s the dumbest thing you ever got yelled at for on twitter mine was being told I didn’t care about working people because I’d said that brunch is nice
January 25, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I said I thought dunking food in beverages was gross
lost Seinfeld episode where everyone thinks Elaine's hot for them them cause she keeps biting her bottom lip but it's just a canker sore
January 20, 2024 at 4:44 PM
lost Seinfeld episode where everyone thinks Elaine's hot for them them cause she keeps biting her bottom lip but it's just a canker sore
if I was there it wouldna gone down like that
January 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
if I was there it wouldna gone down like that