Le Jocqueur
@typee.bsky.social
are you a bad enough dude to publish short fiction in online magazines?
this expression is immediately and universally recognized as "caught with dick in something dicks don't traditionally go into"
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
this expression is immediately and universally recognized as "caught with dick in something dicks don't traditionally go into"
extraordinarily @georgialux.bsky.social coded
March 9, 2024 at 9:57 PM
extraordinarily @georgialux.bsky.social coded
if I was there it wouldna gone down like that
January 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
if I was there it wouldna gone down like that
imagine going to see your estranged father for Christmas and bringing this to play after dinner because Yellowstone is the one thing you remember he likes
January 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
imagine going to see your estranged father for Christmas and bringing this to play after dinner because Yellowstone is the one thing you remember he likes
updating my Georgia Lore notes
December 7, 2023 at 7:02 PM
updating my Georgia Lore notes
I tell you what man got that dang ol lorem ipsum like dolor sit amet, god dang consectetur like, adipiscing elit man it's just like sed do eiusmod dang ol tempor, y'know, incididunt ut labore et dolore and you got that magna aliquaan up there talkin about like enim ad god dang minim veniam man
November 19, 2023 at 11:29 PM
I tell you what man got that dang ol lorem ipsum like dolor sit amet, god dang consectetur like, adipiscing elit man it's just like sed do eiusmod dang ol tempor, y'know, incididunt ut labore et dolore and you got that magna aliquaan up there talkin about like enim ad god dang minim veniam man
THE ASS!!!! IS GONNA GAPE!!!
November 9, 2023 at 3:43 AM
THE ASS!!!! IS GONNA GAPE!!!
duuuude get real you are not gonna make that many more peppers this year quit your bullshit
October 19, 2023 at 4:55 PM
duuuude get real you are not gonna make that many more peppers this year quit your bullshit
"Norwegians don't know how to eat with utensils" is a stereotype I've never heard before. and I grew up with this stuff
September 19, 2023 at 2:15 AM
"Norwegians don't know how to eat with utensils" is a stereotype I've never heard before. and I grew up with this stuff
I love how the wording of this headline makes it sound like it's geared toward people in the market for a really disobedient dog
September 16, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I love how the wording of this headline makes it sound like it's geared toward people in the market for a really disobedient dog
"it's only 10 let's do a round of shots!
NEXT MORNING:
NEXT MORNING:
September 13, 2023 at 6:13 PM
"it's only 10 let's do a round of shots!
NEXT MORNING:
NEXT MORNING:
I have been doing a lot of fried rice experiments since getting a fresh egg hookup. kielbasa fried rice is a big hit
August 28, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I have been doing a lot of fried rice experiments since getting a fresh egg hookup. kielbasa fried rice is a big hit
she Oran on my Nanny till I Pape
August 22, 2023 at 9:07 PM
she Oran on my Nanny till I Pape
I only have this many romas and by the time any others will be pickable these ones'll be rotten. gonna have to fill out this salsa with substandard tomatoes. will cruel Fate never cease her pitiless onslaught
August 16, 2023 at 3:13 AM
I only have this many romas and by the time any others will be pickable these ones'll be rotten. gonna have to fill out this salsa with substandard tomatoes. will cruel Fate never cease her pitiless onslaught
can't pick just one!
August 15, 2023 at 12:31 AM
can't pick just one!
we need to figure this out immediately
August 12, 2023 at 8:17 PM
we need to figure this out immediately
this stuff looks so tasty and refreshing
August 1, 2023 at 3:51 PM
this stuff looks so tasty and refreshing
back in the 90s you could put this on a poster, sell it to Spencer's gifts & fucking retire
July 23, 2023 at 8:15 PM
back in the 90s you could put this on a poster, sell it to Spencer's gifts & fucking retire