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IMPEACH TRUMP. ARREST MUSK
IMPEACH TRUMP. ARREST MUSK
IMPEACH TRUMP. ARREST MUSK
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Page One in Cincinnati:

“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”

#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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One of the grimmest news articles you’ll see is “Trump slammed with EPIC community note providing CONTEXT” as if anyone could give a fuck
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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we're going to win
Page One in Cincinnati:

“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”

#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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It's much simpler than that. The Boy Scouts aren't maximally cruel to trans kids and so Republicans believe it should be destroyed.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Lmao the Colonel went woke
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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And this whole exchange a few hours before about Sonic, a video game developed by Japanese developers.

Facepalm.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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4/
Thus he introduced the ancient art of Concern-Fu, practiced only on the internet.

Pope Kevin, patron saint of Sarcastic Bread, pondered this terminally online interaction and commented:

“Lord Ravenloft needs a refresher on the history of every society that has ever existed, I suppose.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Strahd Von Zarovich, the Lord of Ravenloft, leader of Barovia, worries only about the ongoings of Lord Soth as he is the only person in the realm capable of ruining his domain, thus why he gave up Caradoc.

He does not concern himself with the cultural differences of Nippon or any other country.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I’m losing my mind
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy

only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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finally a platform I can stand behind
vote for me, and I will put 100 gyoza in every mouth
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Woah!!!! The Senator Corgi campaign has begun!!! 🫡❤️
vote for me, and I will put 100 gyoza in every mouth
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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any time I celebrate my culture, the reaction ranges from “you nasty Japanese people are problematic” to “the atomic bomb was good” AS IF YOU CRACKERS DIDN’T RUIN THE ENTIRE PLANET
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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do you people ever think about how much you hate Japanese people when you say shit like this to A LITERAL JAPANESE PERSON?!
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Do you ever worry about the USA's long standing xenophobia, toxic patriarchal masculinity, and fascism problems when supporting their ethnic cuisines? I do. A lot.
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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prepare to be shocked:

*WHITE HOUSE TO DELAY HEALTHCARE PROPOSAL
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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***Two more weeks! Two more weeks! Two more weeks!***
prepare to be shocked:

*WHITE HOUSE TO DELAY HEALTHCARE PROPOSAL
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Calling them the “Seditious Six” & branding their statements “despicable” before review is textbook definition of prejudgment. No panel, judge, or reviewing authority can claim neutrality once the SECDEF declares the accused guilty. This looks like the procedures used in dictatorships, not the US.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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You're the ones who make me take my shoes off bro
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM