Turner Walston
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Turner Walston
@turnerwalston.com
Former sportswriter. Current dad and insurance agent. I enjoy playing and listening to music and I have a very dry sense of humor.

North Carolina
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My buddy who owns the Rialto doing the Lord’s work
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Former Tar Heel basketball player. Congrats on an amazing career.
NEWS: Atlantic 10 commissioner Bernadette McGlade announced today she will retire at the conclusion of the 2025-26 academic year.

One of the great leaders in college sports & a lifelong advocate for women's sports.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Why isn’t Wilson in the game? Whenever Wilson’s not in the game, all the players should be asking, ‘Where’s Wilson?’
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Yesterday, The Chicken Hut gave away 400 pre-packaged meals to SNAP recipients.

“I always say, without the community, there would be no Chicken Hut ... So it's only normal to give back what we can," said Tre Tapp.

www.wunc.org/term/news/20...
A historic Durham restaurant gave away 400 meals to the community
Tre Tapp and his team gave away 400 pre-packaged meals at the Fayetteville Street location from 11:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. Recipients had to show their SNAP card to receive the lunch.
www.wunc.org
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
👀
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not like that.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I don’t care
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Dear Journalists,

You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.

XOXO,
Simeon
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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one of the worst fucking things in the world is the move to call sincerity and care "cringe"

fuck that shit. let's build a political community based on care for one another.
November 5, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I have watched this whole football game for some reason.
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
Akinator, the mind reading genie
Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...
en.akinator.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If the PIF is in on Carolina athletics, I am out.
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time
October 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Eric Collins is the new Mike Hogewood and I am ok with it.
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Super Bowl, famously affordable for undocumented workers.
Kristi Noem, the secretary of homeland security, told a podcaster on Friday that ICE agents would be “all over” the Super Bowl in February, where the Latin superstar Bad Bunny is scheduled to headline the halftime show.
Kristi Noem Says ICE Will Be ‘All Over’ the Super Bowl
After the homeland security secretary said immigration agents would attend the N.F.L. event, Bad Bunny, a Puerto Rican rapper and Trump critic, responded on “Saturday Night Live.”
nyti.ms
October 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I usually only wear one shoe on my left foot as well.
Colorado coach Deion Sanders said he believes his issues with blood clots have returned.

"My leg is throbbing.”

Sanders coached most of the fourth quarter of Saturday's 35-21 loss to TCU with just one shoe on his left foot.
Deion Sanders believes his blood clots may have returned: ‘My leg is throbbing’
Sanders, who coached part of Colorado's loss to TCU with one shoe on his left foot, said he has a doctor's appointment scheduled.
www.nytimes.com
October 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom
October 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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And children are dying from lack of access to medicine because he spent a weekend “feeding USAID into the woodchipper”
October 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I miss the days when our football team was just regular stupid and bad and not "national laughingstock" stupid and bad
She’s been called a gold digger and an opportunist — but is the woman at the center of one of football’s biggest off-field stories simply misunderstood? Us Weekly cuts through the noise to find out more about Jordon Hudson—Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend: bit.ly/4nc5gyU
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I don’t have time to get raptured today.
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM