Turner Walston
@turnerwalston.com
Former sportswriter. Current dad and insurance agent. I enjoy playing and listening to music and I have a very dry sense of humor.
North Carolina
North Carolina
Santa delivered early! Looking forward to this one @aduralde.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Santa delivered early! Looking forward to this one @aduralde.bsky.social
Apple seriously announced a purse strap for the new iPhone.
September 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Apple seriously announced a purse strap for the new iPhone.
Retro Bowl is the best for when you should be working.
September 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Retro Bowl is the best for when you should be working.
Look at all these green M and M’s
September 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Look at all these green M and M’s
Happy birthday, Paul!
June 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy birthday, Paul!
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Had to say goodbye to this guy today after nearly 16 years. Quincy, you were the best boy ever.
July 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Had to say goodbye to this guy today after nearly 16 years. Quincy, you were the best boy ever.
This is where they review every block/charge call from Michael Jordan’s playing career.
April 26, 2024 at 3:00 PM
This is where they review every block/charge call from Michael Jordan’s playing career.
I have seen similar bumper stickers and so was inspired to draw one up based on this morning’s commute.
April 18, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I have seen similar bumper stickers and so was inspired to draw one up based on this morning’s commute.
Carolina took care of the Devils yesterday afternoon and Carolina took care of the Devils last night. It was a good Saturday.
March 10, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Carolina took care of the Devils yesterday afternoon and Carolina took care of the Devils last night. It was a good Saturday.
Kyle. Kyle. Come on, Kyle. He put his hands on you to let you know he was there. Your foot slipped _upwards_? Kyle. Come on, Kyle.
March 10, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Kyle. Kyle. Come on, Kyle. He put his hands on you to let you know he was there. Your foot slipped _upwards_? Kyle. Come on, Kyle.
Better watch this video to decipher this great mystery
February 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Better watch this video to decipher this great mystery
It’s cold in the Shred Shed this morning.
November 3, 2023 at 9:27 AM
It’s cold in the Shred Shed this morning.
I’ve waited long enough to get these out.
November 2, 2023 at 5:02 PM
I’ve waited long enough to get these out.
Easy. Simple. The ACC has figured out how to schedule for 17 teams for the next seven years.
October 31, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Easy. Simple. The ACC has figured out how to schedule for 17 teams for the next seven years.
Wow in Apple Music you can sing a karaoke version of @themountaingoats.bsky.social as made famous by the No Childrens!
October 23, 2023 at 11:07 AM
Wow in Apple Music you can sing a karaoke version of @themountaingoats.bsky.social as made famous by the No Childrens!
Told you It’s a fun thing, this enjoying music.
October 8, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Told you It’s a fun thing, this enjoying music.
got like six new band names
October 3, 2023 at 6:24 PM
got like six new band names
She is not in this photo therefore she must recuse.
September 11, 2023 at 9:14 PM
She is not in this photo therefore she must recuse.
Don’t judge; we _all_ carry around a lot of bullshit.
September 2, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Don’t judge; we _all_ carry around a lot of bullshit.