Festus
@tuffdarts.bsky.social
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In 60 years nobody will try and save a Tesla.
July 29, 2024 at 4:42 PM
In 60 years nobody will try and save a Tesla.
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Can't have it both ways, if the government is going to make me do my own taxes they should live with the number I come up with. Don't come back to me later like "Actually,"
January 14, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Can't have it both ways, if the government is going to make me do my own taxes they should live with the number I come up with. Don't come back to me later like "Actually,"
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Sure, the World Health Organization says we're still in a pandemic but FlamingButtholeNinja420 replied to one of my posts saying we're not- so it's impossible to know who to believe
January 14, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Sure, the World Health Organization says we're still in a pandemic but FlamingButtholeNinja420 replied to one of my posts saying we're not- so it's impossible to know who to believe
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Being neurodivergent is fun because someone will message me several times & I will think "oh, that is weird, this person talks to me a lot on a regular basis for some reason, it must be accidental" before realizing after many weeks- that they are trying to befriend me.
January 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Being neurodivergent is fun because someone will message me several times & I will think "oh, that is weird, this person talks to me a lot on a regular basis for some reason, it must be accidental" before realizing after many weeks- that they are trying to befriend me.
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I woke up this morning craving vegetables. Pretty sure this is what they mean when they say "midlife crisis." I don't know who I am anymore.
January 11, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I woke up this morning craving vegetables. Pretty sure this is what they mean when they say "midlife crisis." I don't know who I am anymore.
@hedtriplamarr.bsky.social Howdy, you vanished again. Don't blame you, it's a shit show over on the xbird. Hope you're doing well.
December 3, 2023 at 10:24 PM
@hedtriplamarr.bsky.social Howdy, you vanished again. Don't blame you, it's a shit show over on the xbird. Hope you're doing well.
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when you write “af” do you mean “as fuck”, “ass fuck” or “aluminum foil”? i’m not a mind reader
September 18, 2023 at 11:42 PM
when you write “af” do you mean “as fuck”, “ass fuck” or “aluminum foil”? i’m not a mind reader
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It would be kinda fun to be an influencer but I don’t want to meet, influence, or interact with anyone.
September 19, 2023 at 12:55 AM
It would be kinda fun to be an influencer but I don’t want to meet, influence, or interact with anyone.
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“You get what you get and you don’t be upset,” I say to my mother looking over retirement home brochures
September 5, 2023 at 4:47 PM
“You get what you get and you don’t be upset,” I say to my mother looking over retirement home brochures
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That pencil’s too long and too new. I want a little nub of a thing, one that I find in the pocket of a hopsack blazer I pull off the rack at the Catholic charities thrift shop for $10. There are teeth marks and magic in that pencil. That’s the one I want.
August 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
That pencil’s too long and too new. I want a little nub of a thing, one that I find in the pocket of a hopsack blazer I pull off the rack at the Catholic charities thrift shop for $10. There are teeth marks and magic in that pencil. That’s the one I want.
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As annoying as "the discourse" has been, we have to admit: 1) it's been VERY funny to see people hit 1k followers & immediately lose their minds and go mad with power. 2) we shouldn't be surprised this place is somewhat Twitter-like when everyone came over from Twitter. 3) we call them posts now.
August 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
As annoying as "the discourse" has been, we have to admit: 1) it's been VERY funny to see people hit 1k followers & immediately lose their minds and go mad with power. 2) we shouldn't be surprised this place is somewhat Twitter-like when everyone came over from Twitter. 3) we call them posts now.
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When I say "I'll be there around 5-ish" I mean heavy on the -ish. Next week at the latest
August 30, 2023 at 4:13 PM
When I say "I'll be there around 5-ish" I mean heavy on the -ish. Next week at the latest
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In a billion years we'll meet again - the carbon that once made our bodies will journey through space & live a thousand lives. On a distant, alien planet, our atoms will collide & coil & intertwine into something new, and though we'll be too far from here to even measure, it'll still feel like home
August 26, 2023 at 1:15 AM
In a billion years we'll meet again - the carbon that once made our bodies will journey through space & live a thousand lives. On a distant, alien planet, our atoms will collide & coil & intertwine into something new, and though we'll be too far from here to even measure, it'll still feel like home
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A twisted mind is a terrible thing to waste
August 26, 2023 at 11:49 PM
A twisted mind is a terrible thing to waste
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The most valuable thing you can give someone is your time - pay attention to what they do with that gift
August 25, 2023 at 12:13 AM
The most valuable thing you can give someone is your time - pay attention to what they do with that gift
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I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram.
June 4, 2023 at 4:53 AM
I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram.
This is why she can't have nice things. Took less than 30 minutes to do in the hedgehog.
August 22, 2023 at 8:58 PM
This is why she can't have nice things. Took less than 30 minutes to do in the hedgehog.
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One time I took a nap in the luggage rack on a crowded train from D.C. to Boston so I know a few things about being someone else’s baggage
August 22, 2023 at 5:50 PM
One time I took a nap in the luggage rack on a crowded train from D.C. to Boston so I know a few things about being someone else’s baggage
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I went to the woods to live more deliberately, and I was startled by a squirrel and almost tripped.
August 22, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I went to the woods to live more deliberately, and I was startled by a squirrel and almost tripped.
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Why toast a bagel when I can just finger this cream cheese right out of the container?
August 22, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Why toast a bagel when I can just finger this cream cheese right out of the container?
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If you're just going to be ridiculous I'll take my action figures and go home.
August 20, 2023 at 5:33 PM
If you're just going to be ridiculous I'll take my action figures and go home.
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jakey is the best boy
August 22, 2023 at 2:10 PM
jakey is the best boy
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If you want my body
And you think I'm sexy
You probably need glasses and a psych evaluation.
And you think I'm sexy
You probably need glasses and a psych evaluation.
August 21, 2023 at 7:50 PM
If you want my body
And you think I'm sexy
You probably need glasses and a psych evaluation.
And you think I'm sexy
You probably need glasses and a psych evaluation.