Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
Pinned
Remembered to upload these somewhere where not only pervs can read them:
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
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Still thinking about that horribly designed, AI generated Kickstarter isekai anime TTRPG that advertised it's "Harem Mechanics" that were not only rudimentary and bad but also forgot there's MORE THAN ONE player character.
Yes, the GM is supposed to simultaneously play 2O or more girlfriend NPCs.
Yes, the GM is supposed to simultaneously play 2O or more girlfriend NPCs.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Still thinking about that horribly designed, AI generated Kickstarter isekai anime TTRPG that advertised it's "Harem Mechanics" that were not only rudimentary and bad but also forgot there's MORE THAN ONE player character.
Yes, the GM is supposed to simultaneously play 2O or more girlfriend NPCs.
Yes, the GM is supposed to simultaneously play 2O or more girlfriend NPCs.
It's #Dinovember so I painted a dinosaur!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's #Dinovember so I painted a dinosaur!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
Damn zoomers wouldn't even know how to use a good old masturbation gauntlet.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Damn zoomers wouldn't even know how to use a good old masturbation gauntlet.
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You have until 17:40 TODAY.
Just a couple of hours left.
Help me help a dog!
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Just a couple of hours left.
Help me help a dog!
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
This auction is now live on eBay.
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You have until 17:40 TODAY.
Just a couple of hours left.
Help me help a dog!
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Just a couple of hours left.
Help me help a dog!
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
When you reconnect with a friend after a few years and then suddenly their phone rings with the Harry Potter theme and you sigh the sighest sigh of all sighs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When you reconnect with a friend after a few years and then suddenly their phone rings with the Harry Potter theme and you sigh the sighest sigh of all sighs.
When's your birthday and your day is fine that's like 10% better max total but when's a bad day that can ruin your birthday - that's not a good risk/win ratio!
Birthdays are a scam.
Birthdays are a scam.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When's your birthday and your day is fine that's like 10% better max total but when's a bad day that can ruin your birthday - that's not a good risk/win ratio!
Birthdays are a scam.
Birthdays are a scam.
Thinking about dinosaurs.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thinking about dinosaurs.
Recent TTRPG books love to invent new thematic names for "Gamemaster" while they usually keep "Players" - which often irritates me since Gamemasters also "play" the game.
Actually we could use a few better terms for "Player who is not also Gamemaster"
Actually we could use a few better terms for "Player who is not also Gamemaster"
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Recent TTRPG books love to invent new thematic names for "Gamemaster" while they usually keep "Players" - which often irritates me since Gamemasters also "play" the game.
Actually we could use a few better terms for "Player who is not also Gamemaster"
Actually we could use a few better terms for "Player who is not also Gamemaster"
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Three days left now.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
This auction is now live on eBay.
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
1500 credit Orlock gang.
9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs
(Scenery not included)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454...
Starting at £50.
Oz will get the money, not me.
DM me if you have any questions.
#Nerdlings
#Necromunda
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Three days left now.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Help me help a dog.
You get a #Necromunda gang.
Oz gets help with his vet bills.
Everyone feels better.
Still thinking about that horribly designed, AI generated Kickstarter isekai anime TTRPG that advertised it's "Harem Mechanics" that were not only rudimentary and bad but also forgot there's MORE THAN ONE player character.
Yes, the GM is supposed to simultaneously play 2O or more girlfriend NPCs.
Yes, the GM is supposed to simultaneously play 2O or more girlfriend NPCs.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Still thinking about that horribly designed, AI generated Kickstarter isekai anime TTRPG that advertised it's "Harem Mechanics" that were not only rudimentary and bad but also forgot there's MORE THAN ONE player character.
Yes, the GM is supposed to simultaneously play 2O or more girlfriend NPCs.
Yes, the GM is supposed to simultaneously play 2O or more girlfriend NPCs.
#14
A goblin chooser page, from a thing which I have not finished yet.
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
#14
98% of youtube videos titled "You're Wrong About X!" misjudge my kowledge or opninion.
And yes, I know that's on purpose to entice me to prove THEM wrong. How novel.
And yes, I know that's on purpose to entice me to prove THEM wrong. How novel.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
98% of youtube videos titled "You're Wrong About X!" misjudge my kowledge or opninion.
And yes, I know that's on purpose to entice me to prove THEM wrong. How novel.
And yes, I know that's on purpose to entice me to prove THEM wrong. How novel.
Look at Kidd go, damnit.
thank you for joining me in my journey to become the best pro wrestler that i can be
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Look at Kidd go, damnit.
has additional sword & sorcery post-apocalypse playbooks
target audience: me
target audience: me
Here We GO! Come along, my dearies!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
has additional sword & sorcery post-apocalypse playbooks
target audience: me
target audience: me
After scheduling problems yesterday we continued Beam Saber after a five week break ans I kinda forgot how to run that game for a moment 😑
They were already in fulll planning a preparing mode when I remembered my plans to just start the mission and explain stuff when I makes the most impact.
Damn.
They were already in fulll planning a preparing mode when I remembered my plans to just start the mission and explain stuff when I makes the most impact.
Damn.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
After scheduling problems yesterday we continued Beam Saber after a five week break ans I kinda forgot how to run that game for a moment 😑
They were already in fulll planning a preparing mode when I remembered my plans to just start the mission and explain stuff when I makes the most impact.
Damn.
They were already in fulll planning a preparing mode when I remembered my plans to just start the mission and explain stuff when I makes the most impact.
Damn.
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thinking about Kid Lykos selling this "half-crab" from the Invisible Man and how great silly wrestling is
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
thinking about Kid Lykos selling this "half-crab" from the Invisible Man and how great silly wrestling is
Fascists are so deeply in love with gen ai because if a human would start to paint an illustration of blue-haired muslim antifa super-soldiers burning down communist New York they would quickly realise this is just nonsense.
But to the fascist this needs to be real, they need to show this happens.
But to the fascist this needs to be real, they need to show this happens.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fascists are so deeply in love with gen ai because if a human would start to paint an illustration of blue-haired muslim antifa super-soldiers burning down communist New York they would quickly realise this is just nonsense.
But to the fascist this needs to be real, they need to show this happens.
But to the fascist this needs to be real, they need to show this happens.
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And anarchists like: Oh, you elected one guy to project all your hopes onto. Again. If that's your thing that's cool, I very sincerely hope it works this time.
Wanna have some soup?
Wanna have some soup?
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And anarchists like: Oh, you elected one guy to project all your hopes onto. Again. If that's your thing that's cool, I very sincerely hope it works this time.
Wanna have some soup?
Wanna have some soup?
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Reminder!!
Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use!
Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does.
Instructions are in the bio/first post.
Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use!
Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does.
Instructions are in the bio/first post.
they/them
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reminder!!
Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use!
Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does.
Instructions are in the bio/first post.
Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use!
Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does.
Instructions are in the bio/first post.
And anarchists like: Oh, you elected one guy to project all your hopes onto. Again. If that's your thing that's cool, I very sincerely hope it works this time.
Wanna have some soup?
Wanna have some soup?
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And anarchists like: Oh, you elected one guy to project all your hopes onto. Again. If that's your thing that's cool, I very sincerely hope it works this time.
Wanna have some soup?
Wanna have some soup?
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Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
international worker solidarity with the people's republic of new york, home of the ninja turtles ✊
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
international worker solidarity with the people's republic of new york, home of the ninja turtles ✊
Love reading well designed rules I won't ever find time or the right group for and this one, oi, bites hard and is a horny, cruel mess in the best way that's probably utterly incomprehensible for straight folks.
Also one of the few games that deserves to call their GM something more creative, rare.
Also one of the few games that deserves to call their GM something more creative, rare.
Do you like lesbians and mechs? Messy power dynamics and half-alive robots you have to swap blood with? I just released GIRL FRAME, a TTRPG inspired by Mechsploitation, Armored Core, and Evangelion. Go check it out!
anxiousmimicrpgs.itch.io/girl-frame
anxiousmimicrpgs.itch.io/girl-frame
GIRL FRAME by anxiousmimicrpgs
Lesbians in mechs, struggling against oppression and eldritch horrors
anxiousmimicrpgs.itch.io
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Love reading well designed rules I won't ever find time or the right group for and this one, oi, bites hard and is a horny, cruel mess in the best way that's probably utterly incomprehensible for straight folks.
Also one of the few games that deserves to call their GM something more creative, rare.
Also one of the few games that deserves to call their GM something more creative, rare.
Already heard voices disappointed the game is not about playing Godzilla or other kaiju.
Some folks don't really understand what GMs do.
Some folks don't really understand what GMs do.
"The #KingoftheMonsters is ready to stomp all over your #gamenight."
GamesRader exclusively reveals #GodzillaTheRoleplayingGame, the first-ever #GodzillaTRPG!
Join G-Force to fight the greatest kaiju of all time!
More here: https://ow.ly/vwaM50XlY7Z
#GodzillaDay #KaiSeiEra #TRPG
GamesRader exclusively reveals #GodzillaTheRoleplayingGame, the first-ever #GodzillaTRPG!
Join G-Force to fight the greatest kaiju of all time!
More here: https://ow.ly/vwaM50XlY7Z
#GodzillaDay #KaiSeiEra #TRPG
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Already heard voices disappointed the game is not about playing Godzilla or other kaiju.
Some folks don't really understand what GMs do.
Some folks don't really understand what GMs do.