Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
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Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Remembered to upload these somewhere where not only pervs can read them:
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
You can't tell me this isn't a Blades in the Dark plot
The Toronto Clown Riot Of 1855
YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
You can't tell me this isn't a Blades in the Dark plot
@newrepublic.com Switzerland is a typo here, right?
You meant Sweden?
You meant Sweden?
Denmark, France, Germany, Norway, and Switzerland have all confirmed plans to deploy military personnel to Greenland, after diplomatic talks with the United States this week ended in disaster. trib.al/ZpmgLAX
NATO Countries Deploy to Greenland After U.S. Talks Fall Apart
Some NATO members have launched a joint exercise in the Arctic territory.
trib.al
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
@newrepublic.com Switzerland is a typo here, right?
You meant Sweden?
You meant Sweden?
Remember 2021?
Lockdown was WILD, eh?
Lockdown was WILD, eh?
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Remember 2021?
Lockdown was WILD, eh?
Lockdown was WILD, eh?
Serious music for serious dinosaur ninja rawrriors from space
VICTORIUS - Kingdom Of The Strong (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Reigning Phoenix Music
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Serious music for serious dinosaur ninja rawrriors from space
Imagine inheriting the rights to draw an absurdly popular cartoon character because some third cousin twice removed you never heard about passed away.
was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Imagine inheriting the rights to draw an absurdly popular cartoon character because some third cousin twice removed you never heard about passed away.
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RT if you would play a "Time-bending cowboys drive demon-infused sealions across the Deathlands" version of Blades.
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
RT if you would play a "Time-bending cowboys drive demon-infused sealions across the Deathlands" version of Blades.
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Live your live so that your death doesn’t cause ewoks to party
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Live your live so that your death doesn’t cause ewoks to party
*stares out of the window, coffee mug in hand*
We needed that gravepissing.
We needed that gravepissing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
*stares out of the window, coffee mug in hand*
We needed that gravepissing.
We needed that gravepissing.
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
Still thinking about that one cingey comedy-porn TTRPG I read that used real physical sex acts between GM and Player as resolution mechanics for challenges. And for like 'resurrecting your character if you die' which made sex a kind of a punishment, right?
I don't think the author was okay.
I don't think the author was okay.
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Still thinking about that one cingey comedy-porn TTRPG I read that used real physical sex acts between GM and Player as resolution mechanics for challenges. And for like 'resurrecting your character if you die' which made sex a kind of a punishment, right?
I don't think the author was okay.
I don't think the author was okay.
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So once I was waiting for a date in a cute cafe filled with random paperbacks. So I started reading the novelisation of JAWS 2 and it basically started with a shark sex scene, Jaws1 shark-fucked Jaws2, his shark girlfriend.
December 21, 2023 at 11:56 AM
So once I was waiting for a date in a cute cafe filled with random paperbacks. So I started reading the novelisation of JAWS 2 and it basically started with a shark sex scene, Jaws1 shark-fucked Jaws2, his shark girlfriend.
When you find out in 1015 Norway outlawed berserking
a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry look on his face
Alt: a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry look on his face
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
When you find out in 1015 Norway outlawed berserking
I'd like to have some kind of world peace and a third season of Vinland Saga please.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 AM
I'd like to have some kind of world peace and a third season of Vinland Saga please.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
The fucking disrespect for the very people who MADE all the WORK in that SHOP of GAMES.
Man, Games Workshop are a bunch of babies.
They edited out Adrian Smith's signature on the post on 'Art of the Emperors Children'.
It was the only piece I recognized that I KNEW a signature was in there, so I can only assume they did that to the rest of them.
They edited out Adrian Smith's signature on the post on 'Art of the Emperors Children'.
It was the only piece I recognized that I KNEW a signature was in there, so I can only assume they did that to the rest of them.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The fucking disrespect for the very people who MADE all the WORK in that SHOP of GAMES.
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Was Sugar Goodson really a soggy drunk? Did Hezekiah Moscow know Victoria Davies and Prince Albert Victor? Omg WHO is that boxer Nathaniel Washington?! 😍
Watched #AThousandBlows season two over the weekend and want to know more about real history?
🥊👊🏻💥⬇️
grapplingwithhistory.com/2026/01/09/s...
Watched #AThousandBlows season two over the weekend and want to know more about real history?
🥊👊🏻💥⬇️
grapplingwithhistory.com/2026/01/09/s...
Season Two of A Thousand Blows Vs The Real Hezekiah Moscow and Sugar Goodson
In what is essentially an interview with myself, you will find the answers to some questions you might have about season two of A Thousand Blows and what actually happened to the real Hezekiah Mosc…
grapplingwithhistory.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Was Sugar Goodson really a soggy drunk? Did Hezekiah Moscow know Victoria Davies and Prince Albert Victor? Omg WHO is that boxer Nathaniel Washington?! 😍
Watched #AThousandBlows season two over the weekend and want to know more about real history?
🥊👊🏻💥⬇️
grapplingwithhistory.com/2026/01/09/s...
Watched #AThousandBlows season two over the weekend and want to know more about real history?
🥊👊🏻💥⬇️
grapplingwithhistory.com/2026/01/09/s...
Deathstalker, Deathstalker II, Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell, Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans AND Deathstalker
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Deathstalker, Deathstalker II, Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell, Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans AND Deathstalker
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I've heard Erich Von Däniken died, so here's - for the first time ever - the brutally honest text I wrote down after visting his Mystery Park in 2006. He turned into a racist asshole, but his silly books was a huge importance to me as a boy. #ufosky
fred-andersson.medium.com/erich-von-d%...
fred-andersson.medium.com/erich-von-d%...
Erich von Däniken’s Mystery Park — A Pilgrimage
Originally Written down by Fred Anderson on January 3, 2006.
fred-andersson.medium.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I've heard Erich Von Däniken died, so here's - for the first time ever - the brutally honest text I wrote down after visting his Mystery Park in 2006. He turned into a racist asshole, but his silly books was a huge importance to me as a boy. #ufosky
fred-andersson.medium.com/erich-von-d%...
fred-andersson.medium.com/erich-von-d%...
Erich von Däniken died yesterday
He was a professional liar, a scammer and very likely a dick - but still he touched my life by writing phantastic and nonsensical books I stumbled upon as a kid which kick-started my lifelong interest in fringe archeology and pseudoscience as cultural phenomenons
He was a professional liar, a scammer and very likely a dick - but still he touched my life by writing phantastic and nonsensical books I stumbled upon as a kid which kick-started my lifelong interest in fringe archeology and pseudoscience as cultural phenomenons
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Erich von Däniken died yesterday
He was a professional liar, a scammer and very likely a dick - but still he touched my life by writing phantastic and nonsensical books I stumbled upon as a kid which kick-started my lifelong interest in fringe archeology and pseudoscience as cultural phenomenons
He was a professional liar, a scammer and very likely a dick - but still he touched my life by writing phantastic and nonsensical books I stumbled upon as a kid which kick-started my lifelong interest in fringe archeology and pseudoscience as cultural phenomenons
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Since Bluesky is now open to everyone a word of advice to all newcomers:
Watch Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (1993).
Watch Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (1993).
February 7, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Since Bluesky is now open to everyone a word of advice to all newcomers:
Watch Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (1993).
Watch Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (1993).
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Okay, Bluesky, you have video now, that's cool.
But do you also have a Dinotopia Pop-Up Book?
(No sound, please insert your own dinosaur rawr.)
But do you also have a Dinotopia Pop-Up Book?
(No sound, please insert your own dinosaur rawr.)
September 16, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Okay, Bluesky, you have video now, that's cool.
But do you also have a Dinotopia Pop-Up Book?
(No sound, please insert your own dinosaur rawr.)
But do you also have a Dinotopia Pop-Up Book?
(No sound, please insert your own dinosaur rawr.)
Mary "The Virgin" Panagia setting up a devastating surprise German Suplex
Virgin and Child https://www.slam.org/collection/objects/6595/
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Mary "The Virgin" Panagia setting up a devastating surprise German Suplex
It deeply saddens me nobody painted his gigantic belt buckle as a big golden wrestling championship belt
You can find heaps more of the Ultra Ultramarine on the Warhammer Community site, too, painted by folks from across the community
www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
Titus and the Wardens of Ultramar are on parade thanks to our talented community painters
A dazzling display of Ultramar’s best and brightest.
www.warhammer-community.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 AM
It deeply saddens me nobody painted his gigantic belt buckle as a big golden wrestling championship belt
Let's chat online later tonight because then it'll be cheaper.
@subtopwoofer.bsky.social
@subtopwoofer.bsky.social
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Let's chat online later tonight because then it'll be cheaper.
@subtopwoofer.bsky.social
@subtopwoofer.bsky.social