Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
It's #Dinovember so I painted a dinosaur!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's #Dinovember so I painted a dinosaur!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
Damn zoomers wouldn't even know how to use a good old masturbation gauntlet.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Damn zoomers wouldn't even know how to use a good old masturbation gauntlet.
Autumn and having an annoying cold?
Dwarfcore it is.
Dwarfcore it is.
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Autumn and having an annoying cold?
Dwarfcore it is.
Dwarfcore it is.
Another wild night at German Championship Wrestling Bremen. Pirates, Punks, Bratwurst, Warlocks, Giants, Blood, Kisses, Friendship and a returning veteran of the ring capturing the Landesmeisterschaft.
Nice.
Nice.
September 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Another wild night at German Championship Wrestling Bremen. Pirates, Punks, Bratwurst, Warlocks, Giants, Blood, Kisses, Friendship and a returning veteran of the ring capturing the Landesmeisterschaft.
Nice.
Nice.
Am I doing this right?
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Am I doing this right?
Throws me back to an old sugar pot I modified about ten years ago for a friend to look like Merlin's in The Sword In The Stone
September 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Throws me back to an old sugar pot I modified about ten years ago for a friend to look like Merlin's in The Sword In The Stone
A bit sad I probably missed some intriguing scam here
September 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A bit sad I probably missed some intriguing scam here
Well, looks like the Master of the Spirit Wardens died of too many knives, the sabotaged Wardens looked like fools and the notorious Groverstreet Gang was just in the right position to heroically save the city of Doskvol. Or so they say.
Just in time to grab that free seat in the city council
#bitd
Just in time to grab that free seat in the city council
#bitd
August 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well, looks like the Master of the Spirit Wardens died of too many knives, the sabotaged Wardens looked like fools and the notorious Groverstreet Gang was just in the right position to heroically save the city of Doskvol. Or so they say.
Just in time to grab that free seat in the city council
#bitd
Just in time to grab that free seat in the city council
#bitd
Backstage work at the #Wutzrock festival (Hamburg! Free! Music! Tomorrow!) sometimes comes with the weird benefit of sitting alone in an empty infield and watching the stage crew doing light magic.
August 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Backstage work at the #Wutzrock festival (Hamburg! Free! Music! Tomorrow!) sometimes comes with the weird benefit of sitting alone in an empty infield and watching the stage crew doing light magic.
"Well, shit.", Scout Sergeant Deborah thought. "At some point between 1990 and 2024 something really boring must have happened to us."
July 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Well, shit.", Scout Sergeant Deborah thought. "At some point between 1990 and 2024 something really boring must have happened to us."
German football ultras can be annoying as fuck but sometimes I really enjoy their unhinged creativity.
(Love whoever you want... ...except for FC Erzgebirge Aue)
(Love whoever you want... ...except for FC Erzgebirge Aue)
July 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
German football ultras can be annoying as fuck but sometimes I really enjoy their unhinged creativity.
(Love whoever you want... ...except for FC Erzgebirge Aue)
(Love whoever you want... ...except for FC Erzgebirge Aue)
It's a thousand degrees, the world is on fire, i had my first day at work after vacation and all problems there were the same.
BUT the 28 Mag collection came so I don't care.
BUT the 28 Mag collection came so I don't care.
July 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's a thousand degrees, the world is on fire, i had my first day at work after vacation and all problems there were the same.
BUT the 28 Mag collection came so I don't care.
BUT the 28 Mag collection came so I don't care.
Parasaurolophus getting more chonky with every reconstruction is giving me the will to live on in times like this.
We will make it to the next reconstruction.
Do it for Parasaurolophus.
We will make it to the next reconstruction.
Do it for Parasaurolophus.
July 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Parasaurolophus getting more chonky with every reconstruction is giving me the will to live on in times like this.
We will make it to the next reconstruction.
Do it for Parasaurolophus.
We will make it to the next reconstruction.
Do it for Parasaurolophus.
One might argue an overall kilt is an inherently absurd piece of clothing but I don't plan on wearing much else this summer.
July 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
One might argue an overall kilt is an inherently absurd piece of clothing but I don't plan on wearing much else this summer.
What's your favourite Battletech design?
I don't know shit about Battletech but they have a mech named Axman that got an axe which is a level of directness I respect a lot.
Also it implies somewhere there's a factory where people build like 10 meter long axes.
I don't know shit about Battletech but they have a mech named Axman that got an axe which is a level of directness I respect a lot.
Also it implies somewhere there's a factory where people build like 10 meter long axes.
June 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
What's your favourite Battletech design?
I don't know shit about Battletech but they have a mech named Axman that got an axe which is a level of directness I respect a lot.
Also it implies somewhere there's a factory where people build like 10 meter long axes.
I don't know shit about Battletech but they have a mech named Axman that got an axe which is a level of directness I respect a lot.
Also it implies somewhere there's a factory where people build like 10 meter long axes.
I completely forgot I pre-ordered this so imagine my face when I just got almost three kilograms of bisexual panic delivered.
(Queen Helgar for scale)
(Queen Helgar for scale)
June 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I completely forgot I pre-ordered this so imagine my face when I just got almost three kilograms of bisexual panic delivered.
(Queen Helgar for scale)
(Queen Helgar for scale)
Me and my bsky bubble
June 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me and my bsky bubble
In case you haven't had the extreme pleasure of watching #Andor while being German:
This is Imperial space fascist supervisor Dedra Meero.
And this is co-chairwoman and chancellor candidate of the German AfD nazi party, Alice Weidel.
This is Imperial space fascist supervisor Dedra Meero.
And this is co-chairwoman and chancellor candidate of the German AfD nazi party, Alice Weidel.
June 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
In case you haven't had the extreme pleasure of watching #Andor while being German:
This is Imperial space fascist supervisor Dedra Meero.
And this is co-chairwoman and chancellor candidate of the German AfD nazi party, Alice Weidel.
This is Imperial space fascist supervisor Dedra Meero.
And this is co-chairwoman and chancellor candidate of the German AfD nazi party, Alice Weidel.
Wearing ear protection all day at work anyways has it benefits.
June 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Wearing ear protection all day at work anyways has it benefits.
As loud as a pride chainsword.
June 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
As loud as a pride chainsword.
None.
"Both" Guy taught us to refuse answer to faux debate and be one with the Force.
"Both" Guy taught us to refuse answer to faux debate and be one with the Force.
May 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
None.
"Both" Guy taught us to refuse answer to faux debate and be one with the Force.
"Both" Guy taught us to refuse answer to faux debate and be one with the Force.
Did the "Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know" thing and yes, even the Emoji version knows I'm just a grumpy bear sidekick.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Did the "Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know" thing and yes, even the Emoji version knows I'm just a grumpy bear sidekick.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...