Trix 🪡TBU SMAU🪡
@trixntreats.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏴☠️Part of the OFMD Axis of Cringe Evil w/ @tallshipsallday.bsky.social. 39, she/her. Co-SMAUthor The Beautiful Unknown. Minors DNI 🔞 Pfp TBU Ed by @ThatJadeykinns. AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/Trix_n_Treats/works
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Well, let’s give an #OFMDskyfic a go then!
Nature of Complaint: a hairline crack to my cock
(A short, fluffy & hopefully funny skyfic. Rated M for language, a handful of nsfw images & general sexual silliness. It shouldn’t need any major tags/warnings, we’re going for good vibes only here!)
Nature of Complaint: a hairline crack to my cock
(A short, fluffy & hopefully funny skyfic. Rated M for language, a handful of nsfw images & general sexual silliness. It shouldn’t need any major tags/warnings, we’re going for good vibes only here!)
Happy birthday to the one and only @heyhayley.bsky.social! My fandom gateway drug, spouse, muse, enabler and cheerleader. What a gift you are bab! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
August 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy birthday to the one and only @heyhayley.bsky.social! My fandom gateway drug, spouse, muse, enabler and cheerleader. What a gift you are bab! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Putting some things from Our Con Means Death 2023 in my scrapbook and in case you're wondering what happens at fan conventions.
We handwrite fic and handwrite kudos/comments, like @trixntreats.bsky.social did
I also still have ficlets from the Writing Games workshop 😂
We handwrite fic and handwrite kudos/comments, like @trixntreats.bsky.social did
I also still have ficlets from the Writing Games workshop 😂
August 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Putting some things from Our Con Means Death 2023 in my scrapbook and in case you're wondering what happens at fan conventions.
We handwrite fic and handwrite kudos/comments, like @trixntreats.bsky.social did
I also still have ficlets from the Writing Games workshop 😂
We handwrite fic and handwrite kudos/comments, like @trixntreats.bsky.social did
I also still have ficlets from the Writing Games workshop 😂
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Inspired by @hideplueshi.bsky.social: I'll run a giveaway in August for a small embroidery commission! To be drawn August 31st @ 5pm BST. To enter, donate $10 to a crew member in need during the month of August & upload a screenshot (details on additional entries at link)
tinyurl.com/573zsyux
tinyurl.com/573zsyux
August 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Inspired by @hideplueshi.bsky.social: I'll run a giveaway in August for a small embroidery commission! To be drawn August 31st @ 5pm BST. To enter, donate $10 to a crew member in need during the month of August & upload a screenshot (details on additional entries at link)
tinyurl.com/573zsyux
tinyurl.com/573zsyux
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Is anyone driving from Newcastle to Edinburgh tomorrow? 😭😭
Hi yes my train from london to Edinburgh has been cancelled :)))
August 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Is anyone driving from Newcastle to Edinburgh tomorrow? 😭😭
I’ve just finished a Sunday roast and large glass of wine so this feels very on point!
August 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve just finished a Sunday roast and large glass of wine so this feels very on point!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
I mean, it’s fine I guess… whatever I’m very chill about this!
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
I mean, it’s fine I guess… whatever I’m very chill about this!
It’s only little but there is, finally, a new chapter of Constellationism. I know, I’m as surprised as you are. archiveofourown.org/works/456174...
July 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
I mean, it’s fine I guess… whatever I’m very chill about this!
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
I mean, it’s fine I guess… whatever I’m very chill about this!
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Fun lil game is seeing a skeet and trying to guess “U.S or U.K”
worst government of my life. most bigoted government of my life.
July 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Fun lil game is seeing a skeet and trying to guess “U.S or U.K”
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me:
we have to let David do something fresh and original with Booster Gold, he needs to go wherever the story takes him, we shouldn't think of this as some ofmd superhero AU, we can't hold pirate daddy down
also me:
we have to let David do something fresh and original with Booster Gold, he needs to go wherever the story takes him, we shouldn't think of this as some ofmd superhero AU, we can't hold pirate daddy down
also me:
July 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
me:
we have to let David do something fresh and original with Booster Gold, he needs to go wherever the story takes him, we shouldn't think of this as some ofmd superhero AU, we can't hold pirate daddy down
also me:
we have to let David do something fresh and original with Booster Gold, he needs to go wherever the story takes him, we shouldn't think of this as some ofmd superhero AU, we can't hold pirate daddy down
also me:
🚨 HOLY SHIT @railingcaptain.bsky.social and the Pacey Witter appreciation squad…. THIS NOT A DRILL, THEIR CHEMISTRY IS COMING BACK 🚨
deadline.com/2025/07/kati...
deadline.com/2025/07/kati...
Katie Holmes To Star In, Write & Direct ‘Happy Hours’ Film Trilogy; Joshua Jackson Co-Stars In ‘Dawson’s Creek’ Reunion
Katie Holmes is set to star in and direct 'Happy Hours,' a film trilogy co-starring Joshua Jackson that will reunite the Dawson's Creek stars.
deadline.com
July 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🚨 HOLY SHIT @railingcaptain.bsky.social and the Pacey Witter appreciation squad…. THIS NOT A DRILL, THEIR CHEMISTRY IS COMING BACK 🚨
deadline.com/2025/07/kati...
deadline.com/2025/07/kati...
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THAT'S MY BESTIE, MY OOMFIE, MY LOVER, MY WIFE, MY SOUL, MY NECK, MY BACK, MY PUS
New poster for ‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ season 3.
Premiering in 2026.
(www.tvinsider.com/1203904/inte...)
Premiering in 2026.
(www.tvinsider.com/1203904/inte...)
July 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
THAT'S MY BESTIE, MY OOMFIE, MY LOVER, MY WIFE, MY SOUL, MY NECK, MY BACK, MY PUS
How am I meant to *not* froth at the mouth at the prospect of seeing this beautiful, camp bitch prowl around a stage whinging about his boyfriend being mean to him in interviews through the medium of power ballads?! Rockstar Lestat I am SO READY FOR YOU 🔥🩸😂
July 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
How am I meant to *not* froth at the mouth at the prospect of seeing this beautiful, camp bitch prowl around a stage whinging about his boyfriend being mean to him in interviews through the medium of power ballads?! Rockstar Lestat I am SO READY FOR YOU 🔥🩸😂
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Jeffery! Fettering!
July 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Jeffery! Fettering!
Unsurprisingly as Andrew DeYoung directed some of the best OFMD episodes, Friendship is a potent mix of laugh out loud moments, existential dread & insightful exploration into masculinity & how men are really not ok… all that in a tight 97 mins whilst ft Paul Rudd’s exceptional tache. Go see it!
July 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Unsurprisingly as Andrew DeYoung directed some of the best OFMD episodes, Friendship is a potent mix of laugh out loud moments, existential dread & insightful exploration into masculinity & how men are really not ok… all that in a tight 97 mins whilst ft Paul Rudd’s exceptional tache. Go see it!
Thank you for all the birthday joy across the weekend crew. I feel very loved and very lucky! Can we please take a final moment for what my sister decided to get me as cake toppers 😍😍😍
July 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Thank you for all the birthday joy across the weekend crew. I feel very loved and very lucky! Can we please take a final moment for what my sister decided to get me as cake toppers 😍😍😍
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End of party Beautiful Ones
July 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
End of party Beautiful Ones
This crew being celebrities to my other family and friends will forever be hilarious to me!
July 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This crew being celebrities to my other family and friends will forever be hilarious to me!
I cannot believe that my beautiful fam @bonnypitty.bsky.social @heyhayley.bsky.social @kataurah.bsky.social @thatllbemybrand.bsky.social @radicallysoft.bsky.social got me my very own penis pot… AND THERE WERE NO CRACKS IN SIGHT 🥹🥰😂
July 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I cannot believe that my beautiful fam @bonnypitty.bsky.social @heyhayley.bsky.social @kataurah.bsky.social @thatllbemybrand.bsky.social @radicallysoft.bsky.social got me my very own penis pot… AND THERE WERE NO CRACKS IN SIGHT 🥹🥰😂
Well… let’s see what my 40s are all about then?! 👀👀👀
Spent the last night of my 30s watching some truly deranged East London drag and eating a brick lane beigel so I plan to just continue that sort of behaviour tbh… 🥳
Spent the last night of my 30s watching some truly deranged East London drag and eating a brick lane beigel so I plan to just continue that sort of behaviour tbh… 🥳
a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday
ALT: a man laying on a bed with his eyes closed and the words yes it is my birthday
media.tenor.com
July 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Well… let’s see what my 40s are all about then?! 👀👀👀
Spent the last night of my 30s watching some truly deranged East London drag and eating a brick lane beigel so I plan to just continue that sort of behaviour tbh… 🥳
Spent the last night of my 30s watching some truly deranged East London drag and eating a brick lane beigel so I plan to just continue that sort of behaviour tbh… 🥳
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A traumatized Stede Bonnet stumbling from the Naval Academy to his home in Barbados with a petrified orange up his ass:
July 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A traumatized Stede Bonnet stumbling from the Naval Academy to his home in Barbados with a petrified orange up his ass:
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July 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS
July 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS
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Reposting this Ed from way back because I think it is good and because today I looked at the print of it that I have on my wall, and it reminded me how I still enjoy it #ofmd
July 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reposting this Ed from way back because I think it is good and because today I looked at the print of it that I have on my wall, and it reminded me how I still enjoy it #ofmd
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“The stars are aglow and tonight how their light sets me dreaming.
My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming?
I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade”
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming?
I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade”
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
July 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“The stars are aglow and tonight how their light sets me dreaming.
My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming?
I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade”
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming?
I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade”
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
I’m so proud… my auto correct now comes up with Bartholomewl by default. That last L is so important to me I’ve trained the AI to prioritise the correct spelling 🥹😂
July 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m so proud… my auto correct now comes up with Bartholomewl by default. That last L is so important to me I’ve trained the AI to prioritise the correct spelling 🥹😂
Leslie Motherfucking Jones*! Thank you for blessing London with stand up excellence.
(*She may have clarified this isn’t her legal middle name, but it is spiritually correct!)
(*She may have clarified this isn’t her legal middle name, but it is spiritually correct!)
July 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Leslie Motherfucking Jones*! Thank you for blessing London with stand up excellence.
(*She may have clarified this isn’t her legal middle name, but it is spiritually correct!)
(*She may have clarified this isn’t her legal middle name, but it is spiritually correct!)