Udder Madness
@topsy.bsky.social
NSFW content sometimes so no minors.
Don't be transphobic and/or a Nazi.
Autistic, but not like that guy.
Melbourne/Naarm, Australia
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🎵 There’s a Tarman waiting in the sky
He’d like to come and meet us
But he thinks he’d eat our minds 🎶
He’d like to come and meet us
But he thinks he’d eat our minds 🎶
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
🎵 There’s a Tarman waiting in the sky
He’d like to come and meet us
But he thinks he’d eat our minds 🎶
He’d like to come and meet us
But he thinks he’d eat our minds 🎶
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February 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Not enough people release bees at their weddings imo. Bees are an at risk species. It’ll help the planet. 🐝
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Not enough people release bees at their weddings imo. Bees are an at risk species. It’ll help the planet. 🐝
I feel so lucky I got to see him perform King Lear.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I feel so lucky I got to see him perform King Lear.
So just hypothetically what would you do with eggs that have been in your fridge for 6+ months?
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
So just hypothetically what would you do with eggs that have been in your fridge for 6+ months?
So apart from all the awful things crypto is responsible for, it was also created with the express intent of facilitating the abuse of children. 🤯
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
So apart from all the awful things crypto is responsible for, it was also created with the express intent of facilitating the abuse of children. 🤯
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Cameron Brereton, 25, has become known as an easy mark, as he naively believes people he likes and trusts are being honest and straightforward with him.
“Gullible” autistic man believes people when they tell him stuff
An autistic man has been branded “gullible” by his peers for foolishly taking the things other people say at face value, it has been rumoured. Cameron Brereton, 25, has become known as an easy mark,…
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February 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Cameron Brereton, 25, has become known as an easy mark, as he naively believes people he likes and trusts are being honest and straightforward with him.
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You wouldn't steal a game about being a cheeky, Australian Magpie!
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November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You wouldn't steal a game about being a cheeky, Australian Magpie!
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Have you ever had a pleasant shiver?
🙂
Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk’s X – Europe live www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk’s X – Europe live www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk’s X – Europe live
The raid is linked to a year-long investigation into alleged abuse of algorithms and fraudulent data extraction by X
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Have you ever had a pleasant shiver?
🙂
Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk’s X – Europe live www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk’s X – Europe live www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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Nothing attracts new friends and lovers quite like sudden and alarming vocal stims. Here are five of our pigeon-themed favourites.
Win friends and influence people! Five of the best pigeon-themed vocal stims
Nothing attracts new friends and lovers quite like sudden and alarming vocal stims. Here are five of our pigeon-themed favourites. Shouting “PIGEON!” Keep it simple, keep it loud. Best done when…
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February 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Nothing attracts new friends and lovers quite like sudden and alarming vocal stims. Here are five of our pigeon-themed favourites.
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
Turns out Ryan Phillippe was right.
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Turns out Ryan Phillippe was right.
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That groundhog prophet isn't any more ridiculous than astrology.
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
That groundhog prophet isn't any more ridiculous than astrology.
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The Honorable Mention 😭😭😭
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The Honorable Mention 😭😭😭
Dating used to be so easy. You'd just log into IRC, type A/S/L? Then wait for the magic to happen.
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Dating used to be so easy. You'd just log into IRC, type A/S/L? Then wait for the magic to happen.
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blasting this tonight
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:35 AM
blasting this tonight
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You concluded your rant by filling Noot in on your theory that the creation of human life is inherently murder, before asking him what kind of a God would do all of this and is it really one he wants to appease in the afterlife?
Read the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/147548...
Read the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/147548...
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
You concluded your rant by filling Noot in on your theory that the creation of human life is inherently murder, before asking him what kind of a God would do all of this and is it really one he wants to appease in the afterlife?
Read the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/147548...
Read the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/147548...
Sure was hot today.
January 24, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Sure was hot today.
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this is what my audhd feels like everyday lmao
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 AM
this is what my audhd feels like everyday lmao
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Isaltina Autissem
Bride
Brazil, São Paulo, Civil Registration, 1925-2023
Bride
Brazil, São Paulo, Civil Registration, 1925-2023
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Isaltina Autissem
Bride
Brazil, São Paulo, Civil Registration, 1925-2023
Bride
Brazil, São Paulo, Civil Registration, 1925-2023