Udder Madness
@topsy.bsky.social
NSFW content sometimes so no minors.
Don't be transphobic and/or a Nazi.
Autistic, but not like that guy.
Melbourne/Naarm, Australia
Norman Bates should only be played by gays.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Norman Bates should only be played by gays.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
I'm about 16 or 17 and using a school camera with b/w film.
I'm about 16 or 17 and using a school camera with b/w film.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
I'm about 16 or 17 and using a school camera with b/w film.
I'm about 16 or 17 and using a school camera with b/w film.
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The Salp, nature's fleshlight.
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The Salp, nature's fleshlight.
Debra messing her pants.
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Debra messing her pants.
Why give them creepy eyes?
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Why give them creepy eyes?
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This very well might be my favorite mural I have seen (and I’ve seen / taken photos of A LOT of them)!
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This very well might be my favorite mural I have seen (and I’ve seen / taken photos of A LOT of them)!
Time to watch my favourite homoerotic 80s slasher. Predator (1987).
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Time to watch my favourite homoerotic 80s slasher. Predator (1987).
Jack Larson was so hot.
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Jack Larson was so hot.
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According to a medieval Irish legal text on cats called Catslechtae (Cat-Sections), if a cat is able to purr and to catch mice, it’s worth three cows and if it’s only able to purr, it’s worth one cow and a half.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
According to a medieval Irish legal text on cats called Catslechtae (Cat-Sections), if a cat is able to purr and to catch mice, it’s worth three cows and if it’s only able to purr, it’s worth one cow and a half.
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They're trying to find the beacons pointing to the location of Bob Katter, who they hope to weaponise.
Growing US military presence in Australia's north
Growing US military presence in Australia's north
As Australia deepens its engagement in the Indo-Pacific region, strategic partners are more important than ever. Australia's longstanding military alliance with American forces is being expanded into the future. Josh van Staden takes a look inside the US Marines base near Darwin, where thousands of US Marines have recently departed as part of an annual rotational force.
www.sbs.com.au
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
They're trying to find the beacons pointing to the location of Bob Katter, who they hope to weaponise.
Anything can be a pillow.
November 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Anything can be a pillow.
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Elephants in sub-Saharan Africa are being more aggressive towards people and experts believe they might be seeking revenge against humanity.
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Elephants in sub-Saharan Africa are being more aggressive towards people and experts believe they might be seeking revenge against humanity.
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In 2015, two Americans were injured in separate events where a man shot at an armadillo and the bullet ricocheted off its shell.
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
In 2015, two Americans were injured in separate events where a man shot at an armadillo and the bullet ricocheted off its shell.
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I'm a little tall but my real asset is my enormous head.
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I'm a little tall but my real asset is my enormous head.
I love watching old movies then confirming suspicions by visiting Wikipedia. 🏳️🌈
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I love watching old movies then confirming suspicions by visiting Wikipedia. 🏳️🌈
Does anyone else get deeply upset everytime you hear another animal has gone extinct? Fucking sucks.
October 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Does anyone else get deeply upset everytime you hear another animal has gone extinct? Fucking sucks.
Postal (2006) dir. Uwe Boll is actually good. This was unexpected.
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Postal (2006) dir. Uwe Boll is actually good. This was unexpected.
I didn't know that David Harbour was a root rat.
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I didn't know that David Harbour was a root rat.
I had this shirt 😳
how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I had this shirt 😳
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'MOUSE: P.I. For Hire' releases March 19, 2026 🎮🐭
• Game is inspired by 1930s cartoons
• Protagonist is voiced by Troy Baker
• Game is inspired by 1930s cartoons
• Protagonist is voiced by Troy Baker
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
'MOUSE: P.I. For Hire' releases March 19, 2026 🎮🐭
• Game is inspired by 1930s cartoons
• Protagonist is voiced by Troy Baker
• Game is inspired by 1930s cartoons
• Protagonist is voiced by Troy Baker
Should I explore the films of Uwe Boll?
October 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Should I explore the films of Uwe Boll?