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Udder Madness
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NSFW content sometimes so no minors.
Don't be transphobic and/or a Nazi.
Autistic, but not like that guy.
Melbourne/Naarm, Australia
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Image is text: Gore Vidal, the US author and WWII veteran, once said that Australian soldiers had a reputation for rolling over on their stomachs 'most obediently'. Smaal says Vidal's quote should be taken with a grain of salt - there were probably plenty of 'butch' Aussies and 'sissy' Americans too. But it was true that some Americans preferred Aussies to New Zealanders. "At least one US sailor said they couldn't stand the accent," Smaal says.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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The Fat-Tailed Dunnart.
The Fat-Tailed Dunnart. A small marsupial that looks like a mouse and a fox had a baby, it has a very chubby tail.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Today I put away my groceries without obsessively wiping the items down and washing my hands. It was so quick and easy. I don't know why I was able to do that all of a sudden but I hope it continues. Anyway here is a picture of my cat in his comfort grocery bag.
A tuxedo cat with big green eyes sits in a paper grocery bag.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Neon Genesis; wings of light rising above an explosion.
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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The Gobbledok aka Chippy Monster.
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Oldest selfie on your phone.

I'm about 16 or 17 and using a school camera with b/w film.
Me, sitting with legs drawn up in front of a mirror. Shaggy hair, and horizontal stripe shirt.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The Salp, nature's fleshlight.
A transparent tubular sea creature known as a salp.
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Time to watch my favourite homoerotic 80s slasher. Predator (1987).
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Anything can be a pillow.
A tuxedo cat curled up between my legs on a recliner. The cat is using my ankle as a pillow.
November 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I'm a little tall but my real asset is my enormous head.
Graph showing my height in the Australian 5th Percentile at 187cm.
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Postal (2006) dir. Uwe Boll is actually good. This was unexpected.
Postal (2006) poster.
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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How do I make my cat less jealous?
A haiku: Felid enmity A fluffy gentleman wails After the caller
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Dinner is in 3 minutes.
A tuxedo cat loafing and staring intently at his food dispenser.
October 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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He's breaking my heart.
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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He's on a diet.
A tuxedo cat sits forlornly next to an automatic feeder.
October 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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He's had a hard day.
A tuxedo cat slumped on my lap and blissfully sleeping.
October 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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They sold these too.
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I have been murdered.
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The pinnacle of evolution.
A tuxedo cat laying on his side facing the camera. His paws are drawn up in an adorable manner.
September 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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The new recliner is cat approved.
My POV of a tuxedo cat sleeping on my lap and legs while I am reclined in a chair.
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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I had a bad headache and he sacrificed a nice sunny day to spend it in bed with me. Now I think he is regretting it.
A tuxedo cat sitting neatly and glaring into the camera.
September 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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He got to try my new chair first.
A tuxedo cat looking wild and mischievous on a dark gray recliner.
September 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM