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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪
@riister.com
Just a German 🇩🇪 in Seattle 🏔️ 🌲
level 34.
If you know me IRL...move along 🤭
Nude beaches. 🏝️
AuDHD. Weirdo. Gaymer. Archer. Nudist. Pokémon. Sci-fi. Horror.
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trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
🔞 NSFW.
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Reintroduction thread!

Name: Neil or Riis (said like Reese)
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Seattle
Interests: nude beaches, being naked, video games, watching tv, being in nature, archery 🏹
vocation: scrum master
this is a masterpiece. 💀💀
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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The dentist: "so how is life going"
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
i hope whoever leaked this has the best life they can possibly have, full of love, warmth, safety and that they get everything they want and more.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
when i say fuck ICE, i literally mean i hope they all get fucked with a cactus and sandpaper.
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
my dick feels so soft
January 13, 2026 at 9:08 AM
new profile pic? me thinks yes.
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i’m gonna go get naked tonight
January 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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🙂
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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The "conservative approach," everybody.
January 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Her name is MacKenzie Scott, not “Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife.”
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Please read this article. Thank you, if you do.
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
seeing all these pokémon lego sets coming out and…my god they look horrendous. and how much they are charging? honey, no.
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
was hast du dir erhofft? ich bin mein eigener Boss
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Sympathies with the Epic PR team
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
dicks are just so beautiful. i love them.
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Jocks as the new hyper fixation? It's more likely than you think.
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
a great haul this morning!
January 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Do not speak to anyone about this trial. Do not speak to other jury members. Don't say a word. Lay low. Keep your internet presence low and neutral. Then and only then, in court, when you the jury are asked what you find the defendant: not guilty.

His fate is in your hands, New York.
UPDATE: LUIGI MANGIONE JURY SELECTION BEGINS SEPTEMBER 1ST.

NY RESIDENTS: You have never heard of Luigi. You have no problems with Healthcare. Do not mention anything about jury nullification. You have no thoughts on UnitedHealth. You are a completely neutral party who cares about your community.
January 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
someone at work sent a message in response to amazing feedback from some stakeholders and it said:

“i think reading this made me feel great for the first time after working working here”

that is so sad to read and shows just how shitty this place is. they’ve been here for almost 2 years now.
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
it’s a wonderful #fcf
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
that’s enough internet for today. stay safe babes.
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
you’re worried about your stupid little kpi’s and okr’s? i’m not. i’m worried about people being straight up murdered. i don’t care about your stupid budgets or bottom line or your profits. use your unpaid worker wages to make a fucking difference in this fucked up hellscape. DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE.
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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I don’t really want to continue anything else until we solve this.
January 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
if you are still using X, fuck you. i’m not sorry to be saying that. block me if you want, i really don’t care. just proves that you’re okay with this and support it fully by staying there.
In one of the most appalling developments of past day, Elon Musk's AI chatbot desecrated Renee Nicole Good's body. That's in addition to harassing women and sexually exploiting minors. By @katieherchenroeder.bsky.social

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Grok deepfaked Renee Nicole Good's body into a bikini
Hours after an ICE agent killed the mother of three, Elon Musk’s chatbot was undressing her.
www.motherjones.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM