@tootired2.bsky.social
Until Bluesky allows private accounts, no names 🫡
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Tinder profile as campaign ad has happened in my lifetime
It me.
Swipe for democracy!
Swipe for democracy!
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Tinder profile as campaign ad has happened in my lifetime
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I cannot express how much I hope that what ultimately brings these motherfuckers down are the women who survived them as children.
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I cannot express how much I hope that what ultimately brings these motherfuckers down are the women who survived them as children.
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Dafuq is this Nazi shit?
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Dafuq is this Nazi shit?
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Guess that means there’s zero approval? 🤡 🎪 #ImpeachThemAll
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Guess that means there’s zero approval? 🤡 🎪 #ImpeachThemAll
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This matters even if you don’t care about football or dogs or ads or TV.
REALLY
REALLY
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
This matters even if you don’t care about football or dogs or ads or TV.
REALLY
REALLY
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imagine being a boxer living in Puerto Rico - with a recently broken jaw - and talking this reckless.
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
imagine being a boxer living in Puerto Rico - with a recently broken jaw - and talking this reckless.
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That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”
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Every time someone posts the clip of Bad Bunny reciting all the American countries, I watch it in its entirety
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Every time someone posts the clip of Bad Bunny reciting all the American countries, I watch it in its entirety
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King George, 1782:
Sorry, I'm not watching, but I just checked the score and need to ask if all of the Patriots died
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
King George, 1782:
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There it is
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
There it is
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When I wake up tomorrow, my first thought will be "the Patriots lost the Super Bowl." And it will be a great morning.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
When I wake up tomorrow, my first thought will be "the Patriots lost the Super Bowl." And it will be a great morning.
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The Seattle Punter was the MVP. I will not argue about this
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The Seattle Punter was the MVP. I will not argue about this
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Bad Bunny did more for this nation in 15 minutes than Donald Trump has in a decade. I really believe that.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Bad Bunny did more for this nation in 15 minutes than Donald Trump has in a decade. I really believe that.
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the “suspected” political message in question
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
the “suspected” political message in question
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Good night and God bless America
Chile
Argentina
Uruguay
Paraguay
Bolivia
Peru
Ecuador
Brazil
Colombia
Venezuela
Guyana
Panama
Costa Rica
Nicaragua
Honduras
El Salvador
Guatemala
Mexico
Cuba
Dominican Republic
Jamaica
Haiti
the Antilles
United States
Canada
Puerto Rico
Chile
Argentina
Uruguay
Paraguay
Bolivia
Peru
Ecuador
Brazil
Colombia
Venezuela
Guyana
Panama
Costa Rica
Nicaragua
Honduras
El Salvador
Guatemala
Mexico
Cuba
Dominican Republic
Jamaica
Haiti
the Antilles
United States
Canada
Puerto Rico
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Good night and God bless America
Chile
Argentina
Uruguay
Paraguay
Bolivia
Peru
Ecuador
Brazil
Colombia
Venezuela
Guyana
Panama
Costa Rica
Nicaragua
Honduras
El Salvador
Guatemala
Mexico
Cuba
Dominican Republic
Jamaica
Haiti
the Antilles
United States
Canada
Puerto Rico
Chile
Argentina
Uruguay
Paraguay
Bolivia
Peru
Ecuador
Brazil
Colombia
Venezuela
Guyana
Panama
Costa Rica
Nicaragua
Honduras
El Salvador
Guatemala
Mexico
Cuba
Dominican Republic
Jamaica
Haiti
the Antilles
United States
Canada
Puerto Rico
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My dudes if you are also a white lady with anxiety you can buy trackers to put on your dog's collar you can even set it to alert if they exit your residence and you don't have to contribute to a fascist surveillance state to do it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
My dudes if you are also a white lady with anxiety you can buy trackers to put on your dog's collar you can even set it to alert if they exit your residence and you don't have to contribute to a fascist surveillance state to do it.
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Like seriously, rewatch the Ring ad. It's worth outlawing and then breaking up Amazon. This is surveillance state technology the worst authoritarian dictatorships of the past always dreamed of.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Like seriously, rewatch the Ring ad. It's worth outlawing and then breaking up Amazon. This is surveillance state technology the worst authoritarian dictatorships of the past always dreamed of.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.
Love is real
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Love is real
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Eagle sighting. GO BIRDS 🦅
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Eagle sighting. GO BIRDS 🦅
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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