Tom
@tomusedsurf.bsky.social
please don't tell anyone how cringe my posts are
german/english | he/him 🏳️🌈
german/english | he/him 🏳️🌈
bin im limbus (alter internetanschluss deaktiviert, neuer noch nicht freigeschaltet)
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
bin im limbus (alter internetanschluss deaktiviert, neuer noch nicht freigeschaltet)
Hades II is so fucking good man
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hades II is so fucking good man
is it supposed to look like a partner cosplay shoot in derbyshire?
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
is it supposed to look like a partner cosplay shoot in derbyshire?
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watching empire strikes back. yoda is such a little fucking freak in this one. never behaves like this again. therefore we can only conclude he is doing this on purpose to be an asshole
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
watching empire strikes back. yoda is such a little fucking freak in this one. never behaves like this again. therefore we can only conclude he is doing this on purpose to be an asshole
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Blood is like AI in Yharnam. You walk past an ad like "The haberdashery you love, now with Blood," you're like the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Blood is like AI in Yharnam. You walk past an ad like "The haberdashery you love, now with Blood," you're like the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
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"Any pronouns?"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
Any goes by any/all pronouns. Please use the correct pronouns for all
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Any pronouns?"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
This is surely what Johnny and Gyro were listening to while riding through the desert.
tidal.com/browse/track...
tidal.com/browse/track...
Tinariwen - Toumast Tincha
Listen to Toumast Tincha on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is surely what Johnny and Gyro were listening to while riding through the desert.
tidal.com/browse/track...
tidal.com/browse/track...
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm afraid the Daft Punk Contact music video permanently rewired my brain.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I'm afraid the Daft Punk Contact music video permanently rewired my brain.
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
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Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me
Beat Hades II. Will keep playing Hades II.
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Beat Hades II. Will keep playing Hades II.
muss bisschen prahlen: ich habe heute für 23€ das komplette dcu (drangsal cinematic universe) bekommen. also
- drangsal
- stella sommer / die heiterkeit
- die mausis
- mia morgan
und das ohne drei stunden zugfahrt, it's a wonderful life.
- drangsal
- stella sommer / die heiterkeit
- die mausis
- mia morgan
und das ohne drei stunden zugfahrt, it's a wonderful life.
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
muss bisschen prahlen: ich habe heute für 23€ das komplette dcu (drangsal cinematic universe) bekommen. also
- drangsal
- stella sommer / die heiterkeit
- die mausis
- mia morgan
und das ohne drei stunden zugfahrt, it's a wonderful life.
- drangsal
- stella sommer / die heiterkeit
- die mausis
- mia morgan
und das ohne drei stunden zugfahrt, it's a wonderful life.
es war königlich 😌
heute bin ich wieder auf einem konzert 🙂
es ist in meiner stadt 😃🥰
wir essen vorher bei meiner lieblings-pizzeria 😍🤩🥳
es ist in meiner stadt 😃🥰
wir essen vorher bei meiner lieblings-pizzeria 😍🤩🥳
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
es war königlich 😌
heute bin ich wieder auf einem konzert 🙂
es ist in meiner stadt 😃🥰
wir essen vorher bei meiner lieblings-pizzeria 😍🤩🥳
es ist in meiner stadt 😃🥰
wir essen vorher bei meiner lieblings-pizzeria 😍🤩🥳
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
heute bin ich wieder auf einem konzert 🙂
es ist in meiner stadt 😃🥰
wir essen vorher bei meiner lieblings-pizzeria 😍🤩🥳
es ist in meiner stadt 😃🥰
wir essen vorher bei meiner lieblings-pizzeria 😍🤩🥳
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es wurde geschaufelt.
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
es wurde geschaufelt.
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
It's been 2 years since I started hitting the gym twice a week, and fuck man all those healthy people were right, this shit IS good for you
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's been 2 years since I started hitting the gym twice a week, and fuck man all those healthy people were right, this shit IS good for you
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shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games