Tom
@tomusedsurf.bsky.social
please don't tell anyone how cringe my posts are
german/english | he/him 🏳️🌈
german/english | he/him 🏳️🌈
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine if it happens on tv
einerseits: fühl mich nicht so toll körperlich grad 🤧
andererseits: morgen vllt gelben 😬
andererseits: morgen vllt gelben 😬
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
einerseits: fühl mich nicht so toll körperlich grad 🤧
andererseits: morgen vllt gelben 😬
andererseits: morgen vllt gelben 😬
Hello, old friend. I'm glad the years were kind to you. #MTGLorwyn
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Hello, old friend. I'm glad the years were kind to you. #MTGLorwyn
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November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:00 PM
I don't wanna work I wanna go home and S H R E D
I made some progress with playing guitar today (you remember I bought an electric guitar last year, right, you have a good memory, I admire that about you)
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I don't wanna work I wanna go home and S H R E D
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ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
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January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
The Silmarillion is definitely not an easy read. It reminds me of those excerpts from Beowulf my linguistics professor loved to read aloud. I'm slowly making my way through it, but I gotta say that so far, it is a rather riveting tale.
January 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The Silmarillion is definitely not an easy read. It reminds me of those excerpts from Beowulf my linguistics professor loved to read aloud. I'm slowly making my way through it, but I gotta say that so far, it is a rather riveting tale.
I made some progress with playing guitar today (you remember I bought an electric guitar last year, right, you have a good memory, I admire that about you)
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I made some progress with playing guitar today (you remember I bought an electric guitar last year, right, you have a good memory, I admire that about you)
good soup, good cookies (the plushies are shy and didn't want their picture taken)
January 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
good soup, good cookies (the plushies are shy and didn't want their picture taken)
having rewatched the lord of the rings trilogy and taken up the challenge of reading at least five books without pictures in them in 2026, I now begin reading the silmarillion.
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
having rewatched the lord of the rings trilogy and taken up the challenge of reading at least five books without pictures in them in 2026, I now begin reading the silmarillion.
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noch ein grund von spotify zu einem anderen musikstreamingdienst zu wechseln: instastories mit geteilten alben sehen viel viel cooler aus.
January 10, 2026 at 11:22 AM
noch ein grund von spotify zu einem anderen musikstreamingdienst zu wechseln: instastories mit geteilten alben sehen viel viel cooler aus.
it's freezing outside. thankfully I planned accordingly and can now stay inside eating soup, baking cookies and cuddling plushies.
January 10, 2026 at 9:58 AM
it's freezing outside. thankfully I planned accordingly and can now stay inside eating soup, baking cookies and cuddling plushies.
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what part of “the coolest man alive kills vampires with a sword” were they having trouble cracking in the writers room
Marvel Reportedly Shelves “Blade” Film
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January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
what part of “the coolest man alive kills vampires with a sword” were they having trouble cracking in the writers room
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I've searched my feelings and know it to be true.
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I've searched my feelings and know it to be true.
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the day today tier paragraph
January 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
the day today tier paragraph
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Make a joke about a dead nazi and you're getting harassed into unemployment.
Support state violence by the US gestapo and it's all fine.
They don't have an issue with killing people. Only who is allowed to do it.
Support state violence by the US gestapo and it's all fine.
They don't have an issue with killing people. Only who is allowed to do it.
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Make a joke about a dead nazi and you're getting harassed into unemployment.
Support state violence by the US gestapo and it's all fine.
They don't have an issue with killing people. Only who is allowed to do it.
Support state violence by the US gestapo and it's all fine.
They don't have an issue with killing people. Only who is allowed to do it.
braving the elements (heavy snowfall) to acquire forbidden tomes (yuri manga)
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
braving the elements (heavy snowfall) to acquire forbidden tomes (yuri manga)
a common predictions for 2026 was "no AI" becoming a marketing tool and status symbol for companies, and seeing wizards of the coast promote lorwyn eclipsed with a dedicated segment on the traditional art created by real humans for the set gives me hope that the bubble really might burst this year.
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
a common predictions for 2026 was "no AI" becoming a marketing tool and status symbol for companies, and seeing wizards of the coast promote lorwyn eclipsed with a dedicated segment on the traditional art created by real humans for the set gives me hope that the bubble really might burst this year.
2006: "wikipedia? da kann ja jeder alles reinschreiben..."
2026: "das bekennerschreiben ist authentisch."
2026: "das bekennerschreiben ist authentisch."
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
2006: "wikipedia? da kann ja jeder alles reinschreiben..."
2026: "das bekennerschreiben ist authentisch."
2026: "das bekennerschreiben ist authentisch."
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Once exiled, then redeemed, and now Evermore. Rhys returns in #MTGLorwyn and lives up to his new namesake with his ability to give another creature persist.
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Once exiled, then redeemed, and now Evermore. Rhys returns in #MTGLorwyn and lives up to his new namesake with his ability to give another creature persist.
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4500 Stimmen noch bitte. Bitte!
Es sind noch 11 Tage, das Quorum noch nicht erreicht.
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January 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
4500 Stimmen noch bitte. Bitte!