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Tom
@tomusedsurf.bsky.social
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please don't tell anyone how cringe my posts are

german/english | he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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Hank Scorpio slaps his forehead.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Timmy Turner's dad looking angry, annoyed, exhausted, or some weird combination of all three. Caption reads "IF I HAD ONE".
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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The lion turtle possesses expensive cardboard. The lion turtle is never going to financially recover from this. #MTGxATLA
Products from the Magic the Gathering crossover set "Avatar: The Last Airbender", including a Commanders Bundle, a booster display box, and jumpstart packs.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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obvious choice
Azusa Aizawa, the witch from the light novel series "I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level".
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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es wurde geschaufelt.
ein teller voll köstlicher kürbis-feta-pasta.
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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It is with a heavy heart that I announce the passing of my beloved companion French Press. Now she's making God's morning coffee.
A black and white image of glass shards on a stone floor.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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leg doesn't hurt anymore
guy breaks free from chains in the sunset. looks pretty epic.
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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THE ALIVE 2027 IS RE-
That one picture of Tony Tony Chopper from One Pice crying and screaming.
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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The Eleventh Doctor is sitting on the floor, looking puzzled but delighted. Subtitles say "Oh, I survived. Brilliant. I love it when I do that."
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Mario, with hearts for eyes, saying "Mama ❤️"
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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klassiker
Tweet by @DOOM: "you control the buttons you press"
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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celebrities when normal people ask them why they agree to work on the terf audiobook or tv show
Krusty the Clown, on his knees, looking overly sad and upset. Caption reads "They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone!"
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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cancelled my spotify subscription
a guy breaking free from chains whilst facing the sunset. looks pretty epic.
October 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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when
a death screen from dark souls, but instead of "YOU DIED", it says "THERAPY BOOKED".
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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herrje, das gesundheitssystem.

vielleicht ist es von selbst zusammengebrochen
screenshot from the simpsons episode "you only move twice". members of the united nations are shocked (but not that shocked) at a huge dust cloud visible through the window.
October 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I don't ask ChatGPT, I don't use an AI assistant, I browse REDDIT, and I watch a YouTube tutorial BY AN INDIAN GUY!
Squidward angrily yells at SpongeBob and Patrick.
October 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I finally had the time to put the new scale figure up on the shelf - behold my graceful daughter! 🎀❤️✨

#kasumiyoshizawa #sumireyoshizawa #violet #persona5royal #p5r #atlus #sega
A scale figure of Kasumi Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal. She's wearing her black phantom thief outfit and a blue gymnastics band is waving around her. The platform she's standing on is adorned with roses and her All-Out Attack tagline "Beauty is Devotion".
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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turning up to the taylor swift album release party
that old guy from community, leonard, with a bunch of beers in his hands. caption reads "where the white women at?!"
October 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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May from Guilty Gear doing that Totsugeki move that summons a dolphin. Texxt over it says "blahaj blast".
October 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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YES! 😍
A box with a 1/8 scale pre-painted figure of Kasumi Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Garfield, looking at a sign that's clearly about him: "Huh. I wonder who that's for."
September 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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💫✨
Paper Mario, with hearts for eyes, saying "Mama ❤️"
September 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Cinnamon roooooooll~
A golden-brown cinnamon roll and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on a dark plate. A bookshelf can be seen in the blurry background.
September 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
Bilbo Baggins, sitting at the wonderfully stacked dinner table in his cozy hobbit hole, about to dig in, but he looks a little grumpy because a knock at the door has just interrupted his perfectly fine evening.
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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liebe es ja wenn leute sich in meinen dms als liberale steigbügelhalter outen 🚬
Instagram DM. "Ich bin ein sehr liberal denkender Mensch. Demokratie fußt zuallererst auf Freiheit. Und hier gilt genau das, was ich sonst eher den konservativen Law-&-Order-Schwachmaten predige: Freiheit ist ein zweischneidiges Schwert. Sie ermöglicht es uns, uns so zu entfalten, wie wir wollen, und das Leben in vollen Zügen zu genießen – lässt aber gleichermaßen auch Schlechtes zu. Natürlich gibt es geringe Einschnitte, die nötig sind, um Freiheit und Demokratie zu schützen, aber es gibt nun mal auch Grenzen, die wir aushalten müssen, egal, wie abstoßend manche Stellungnahme erscheinen mag. Sonst verlieren wir eben jene Freiheit und Demokratie, die wir alle so wertschätzen. Das heißt aber auch, dass wir die Aufgabe haben, genau diese Positionen im Diskurs zu bekämpfen, nicht mit Gewalt! Sonst geraten wir in Spiralen, die nur schwer wieder einzufangen sind…"
September 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM