Toby Nutter
@tobynutter.bsky.social
He's just this guy you know
Editor | Music Lover | Silly Man
Editor | Music Lover | Silly Man
So, uh, I just upgraded to a dot com 😳
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Toby Nutter. Documentary Editor. Email: tobyjnutter@gmail.com Mobile: 07510241467
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March 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So, uh, I just upgraded to a dot com 😳
www.tobynutter.com
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At what size does a statue become a mini figure?
February 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
At what size does a statue become a mini figure?
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Soooo Benin says it's offering citizenship to descendents of the transatlantic slave trade and I'm not here to dig into how that will work but I am here to say that I actually went to Benin in 2016 and would you like to see pictures?
January 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Soooo Benin says it's offering citizenship to descendents of the transatlantic slave trade and I'm not here to dig into how that will work but I am here to say that I actually went to Benin in 2016 and would you like to see pictures?
This evening my wife and I invented a new podcast called Toothpaste Politics where we discuss political goings on whilst brushing our teeth.
Married life is wild y’all 🎙️🪥🤓
Married life is wild y’all 🎙️🪥🤓
January 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This evening my wife and I invented a new podcast called Toothpaste Politics where we discuss political goings on whilst brushing our teeth.
Married life is wild y’all 🎙️🪥🤓
Married life is wild y’all 🎙️🪥🤓
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a reminder ‘Blue Monday’ isn’t a thing, it was made up to sell holidays, you might as well have Crimson Thursnesday
January 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
a reminder ‘Blue Monday’ isn’t a thing, it was made up to sell holidays, you might as well have Crimson Thursnesday
I swear my satsumas have shrunk since I bought them.
January 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I swear my satsumas have shrunk since I bought them.
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Man I can’t STAND automated systems claiming something is not valid / breaches guidelines /etc when I have worked HARD to make sure I comply. This time: Vimeo won’t accept the PRS licence I bought for a piece of music and now my showreel is private 😡 #PostChat
January 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Man I can’t STAND automated systems claiming something is not valid / breaches guidelines /etc when I have worked HARD to make sure I comply. This time: Vimeo won’t accept the PRS licence I bought for a piece of music and now my showreel is private 😡 #PostChat
Found one in the wild!
January 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Found one in the wild!
Adding cream to my coffee cos the diet* starts tomorrow 💁♂️
*actually we got home from Christmas late Sunday and haven’t been shopping yet. There was cream in the freezer 🤷♂️
*actually we got home from Christmas late Sunday and haven’t been shopping yet. There was cream in the freezer 🤷♂️
January 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Adding cream to my coffee cos the diet* starts tomorrow 💁♂️
*actually we got home from Christmas late Sunday and haven’t been shopping yet. There was cream in the freezer 🤷♂️
*actually we got home from Christmas late Sunday and haven’t been shopping yet. There was cream in the freezer 🤷♂️
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Shame, because it was a brilliant cross.
January 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Shame, because it was a brilliant cross.
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
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making strangers on the internet cry by posting this story is my newest seasonal tradition.
merry christmas, everyone x
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazin...
merry christmas, everyone x
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazin...
A real Good Samaritan
One act of kindness that befell Leeds writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly. Here he tells his story.
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December 25, 2024 at 8:49 AM
making strangers on the internet cry by posting this story is my newest seasonal tradition.
merry christmas, everyone x
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazin...
merry christmas, everyone x
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazin...
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So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 AM
So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/
Life Hack: donate your old TV to your family so that when you visit at Christmas you don’t have to muck about turning loads of stupid settings off.
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Life Hack: donate your old TV to your family so that when you visit at Christmas you don’t have to muck about turning loads of stupid settings off.
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I know we've a lot of prehistoric infrastructure in this country, but I think that's Euston mate.
December 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I know we've a lot of prehistoric infrastructure in this country, but I think that's Euston mate.
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I'd really, really like for BBC to broadcast its Christmas Celebrity Masterchef specials but pixelate Gregg Wallace every time he appears and have an actor do his voice like they used to do with Gerry Adams.
December 21, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I'd really, really like for BBC to broadcast its Christmas Celebrity Masterchef specials but pixelate Gregg Wallace every time he appears and have an actor do his voice like they used to do with Gerry Adams.
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MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
December 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
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you guys ever wonder if aliens watch ET around Christmas time bc it’s their “Home Alone”
December 19, 2024 at 2:46 AM
you guys ever wonder if aliens watch ET around Christmas time bc it’s their “Home Alone”
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
I would like to nominate “shaking like a dog shitting razor blades” as one of the best opening lines to a song ever.
You should go listen to @tihi.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/track/37yu4A...
You should go listen to @tihi.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/track/37yu4A...
Radio
Thanks! I Hate It · Radio · Song · 2023
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December 14, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I would like to nominate “shaking like a dog shitting razor blades” as one of the best opening lines to a song ever.
You should go listen to @tihi.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/track/37yu4A...
You should go listen to @tihi.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/track/37yu4A...
Managed to survive the work Christmas party without being sent to whamhalla #whamageddon
slovenia basketball players high five each other on the court
Alt: slovenia basketball players high five each other on the court
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December 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Managed to survive the work Christmas party without being sent to whamhalla #whamageddon
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November 25, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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That rollercoaster of emotions when you see that your order has shipped (mums Christmas present) but then you discover the delivery company is Yodel 😒
December 12, 2024 at 3:55 PM
That rollercoaster of emotions when you see that your order has shipped (mums Christmas present) but then you discover the delivery company is Yodel 😒