Todd Simmons
@tmsimms.bsky.social
Decided to share my interests in Arts & Culture, sports, movies, and song. As I'm fleeing FB due to politics, will refrain from filling my page with orange tainted posts.
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Most law enforcement experts believe the deer represents an upgrade.
Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
Informing Patel of his decision in a brief phone call, Trump reportedly said, “Sorry, Kash—we’re going deer.”
www.borowitzreport.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Most law enforcement experts believe the deer represents an upgrade.
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I threw the sandwich
but I did not kill the deputy
but I did not kill the deputy
August 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I threw the sandwich
but I did not kill the deputy
but I did not kill the deputy
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"Call it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God's children." —MLK Jr.
July 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Call it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God's children." —MLK Jr.
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If you're heading to a protest tomorrow, it's important to know your rights. Consult this information from the ACLU.
Be peaceful. Be safe. Be careful. Be strong.
Be peaceful. Be safe. Be careful. Be strong.
June 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you're heading to a protest tomorrow, it's important to know your rights. Consult this information from the ACLU.
Be peaceful. Be safe. Be careful. Be strong.
Be peaceful. Be safe. Be careful. Be strong.
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I'm almost never on TikTok so I had no idea how much the Trump TACO stuff is taking off
May 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm almost never on TikTok so I had no idea how much the Trump TACO stuff is taking off
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The FDA is said to be preparing to end most of its routine safety inspections, so…
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The FDA is said to be preparing to end most of its routine safety inspections, so…
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'Scooby-Doo' did something that 'Sherlock' never could: effectively separate solving mysteries from the police and copaganda. Read @jb4nay.bsky.social 's modern take on the Hanna-Barbera classic.
'Scooby-Doo' Can Teach Us a Lot About Community Safety
'Scooby-Doo' did something that 'Sherlock' never could: effectively separate solving mysteries from the police and copaganda.
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April 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
'Scooby-Doo' did something that 'Sherlock' never could: effectively separate solving mysteries from the police and copaganda. Read @jb4nay.bsky.social 's modern take on the Hanna-Barbera classic.
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I thought this was exaggerated and then I watched the video.
They have no fear of their voters. They think they are set for life. Well past time to take their power away.
They have no fear of their voters. They think they are set for life. Well past time to take their power away.
This is a United States Senator
MACK: I was laid off from HHS and now people aren’t getting social services, especially people with disabilities
BANKS: You probably deserved it
MACK: Why did I deserve it?
BANKS: Because you look like a clown
MACK: I was laid off from HHS and now people aren’t getting social services, especially people with disabilities
BANKS: You probably deserved it
MACK: Why did I deserve it?
BANKS: Because you look like a clown
April 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I thought this was exaggerated and then I watched the video.
They have no fear of their voters. They think they are set for life. Well past time to take their power away.
They have no fear of their voters. They think they are set for life. Well past time to take their power away.
RIP Val Kilmer
You were great!
In Willow, he was as cool as Han Solo, but with more humility.
Underrated favorites I'd recommend:
Thunderheart
True Romance
The Island of Dr. Moreau
The Saint
The Salton Sea ***
The Missing
Spartan
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang ***
Comanche Moon
The Snowman
You were great!
In Willow, he was as cool as Han Solo, but with more humility.
Underrated favorites I'd recommend:
Thunderheart
True Romance
The Island of Dr. Moreau
The Saint
The Salton Sea ***
The Missing
Spartan
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang ***
Comanche Moon
The Snowman
April 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
RIP Val Kilmer
You were great!
In Willow, he was as cool as Han Solo, but with more humility.
Underrated favorites I'd recommend:
Thunderheart
True Romance
The Island of Dr. Moreau
The Saint
The Salton Sea ***
The Missing
Spartan
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang ***
Comanche Moon
The Snowman
You were great!
In Willow, he was as cool as Han Solo, but with more humility.
Underrated favorites I'd recommend:
Thunderheart
True Romance
The Island of Dr. Moreau
The Saint
The Salton Sea ***
The Missing
Spartan
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang ***
Comanche Moon
The Snowman
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STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!
March 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!
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Please make sure you Cc Bill Belichick’s girlfriend on all future war plans.
March 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Please make sure you Cc Bill Belichick’s girlfriend on all future war plans.
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🔗 Websites vanish. Links break. But knowledge can live on with your help. Use the Wayback Machine’s Save Page Now tool to archive webpages that are important to you. 🕰️ 💾
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📌 Try it now: web.archive.org/save
March 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
🔗 Websites vanish. Links break. But knowledge can live on with your help. Use the Wayback Machine’s Save Page Now tool to archive webpages that are important to you. 🕰️ 💾
📌 Try it now: web.archive.org/save
📌 Try it now: web.archive.org/save
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Happiest Pi day donOld…
March 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Happiest Pi day donOld…
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Today is for the math & science lovers - not only is it #PiDay, but it's also Albert Einstein's 146th birthday! We're excited to celebrate this scientist (and AFT Local 552 member) for his contributions. 🎉✊
March 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Today is for the math & science lovers - not only is it #PiDay, but it's also Albert Einstein's 146th birthday! We're excited to celebrate this scientist (and AFT Local 552 member) for his contributions. 🎉✊
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Einstein's birthday is the same as Pi Day. Coincidence?
#HappyPiDay
#HappyPiDay
March 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Einstein's birthday is the same as Pi Day. Coincidence?
#HappyPiDay
#HappyPiDay
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DYK: Hall of Famer Tim Raines is the only player to steal 70+ bases in six straight seasons (1981-86). #BlackHistoryMonth
February 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DYK: Hall of Famer Tim Raines is the only player to steal 70+ bases in six straight seasons (1981-86). #BlackHistoryMonth
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My hand to god right before they took this photo I told Gene “Smile like you’ve never actually met me before” and this is what he did.
#RIPGeneHackman
#RIPGeneHackman
February 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My hand to god right before they took this photo I told Gene “Smile like you’ve never actually met me before” and this is what he did.
#RIPGeneHackman
#RIPGeneHackman
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driving to taco bell at 1:34 am
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
driving to taco bell at 1:34 am
Facebook doesn't like when you share pictures that originated on Facebook. Reposting pictures from 5 years ago, they now claim violate "Community Standards."
February 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Facebook doesn't like when you share pictures that originated on Facebook. Reposting pictures from 5 years ago, they now claim violate "Community Standards."
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but FB has become just as bad as Twitter. The top of my timeline is always flooded with conservative propaganda that I don't even follow. I try blocking all of it, but each time I open the app there's more to take it's place.
February 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but FB has become just as bad as Twitter. The top of my timeline is always flooded with conservative propaganda that I don't even follow. I try blocking all of it, but each time I open the app there's more to take it's place.